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Today, I was working Customer Service at Wal Mart. An elderly lady came to my register to return a pair of white pants. I asked her what was wrong with them and she replied "even when I had underwear on you could still see my pubic hair." The pants had hair on them. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (54162) - you deserved it (2805)

On 06/24/2009 at 1:41am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

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That image is so disturbing to near suicidal levels.

#3 - On 06/24/2009 at 6:05am by Sadface590172

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Oh retail :) Funny times though.

#4 - On 06/24/2009 at 6:06am by zee209

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