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Today, I drank a good amount of vodka and cut my own hair. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (4319) - you deserved it (35004)

On 01/28/2009 at 5:20pm - misc - by 315 - United States (Pennsylvania)

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there should be "you're an idiot" and "lame FML" choices besides FYL & YDI... *sigh*

#10 - On 04/17/2009 at 6:06pm by purpleBerryZ

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Haha, I did that recently, except it was just my bangs. And tequila, instead. But damn if it isn't taking forever for my fucking bangs to grow out...

#5 - On 03/03/2009 at 5:20am by kbtoys

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