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Today, I ran into an old student of mine at the grocery store. She didn't recognize me at first so I introduced myself as her old teacher. She looked taken aback for a moment, and then said, "Oh my God... you're still alive?" FML
You shouldve said Ah, ah, ah, ah, I'm stayin alive. stayin alive.
You shoulda been like, "didn't you dropout for drugs and prostitution?"
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