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Today, I ran into an old student of mine at the grocery store. She didn't recognize me at first so I introduced myself as her old teacher. She looked taken aback for a moment, and then said, "Oh my God... you're still alive?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51266) - you deserved it (3841)

On 06/23/2009 at 7:31am - misc - by feelinblue (man) - Australia (Victoria)

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You shouldve said Ah, ah, ah, ah, I'm stayin alive. stayin alive.

#6 - On 06/23/2009 at 2:16pm by deathbunny256

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You shoulda been like, "didn't you dropout for drugs and prostitution?"

#12 - On 06/23/2009 at 2:24pm by Tripodi

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