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Today, I was sitting at home, venting to my parents about how I never get asked out by any of the guys at school. My Dads words of wisdom were "Don't worry, looks don't matter so much in college. Once they've had a few beers in them, they'll date anything." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35897) - you deserved it (2906)

On 02/12/2009 at 12:15pm - misc - by cdaniel2 (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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