Today, my girlfriend talked me into tanning in a tanning bed for the first time ever. I have never tanned before and didn't know you are supposed to ease into it. I tanned for 15 minutes in the "super bed" and have lobstered. My ass and nuts got the worst of it. FML

by Crispy / 06/21/2009 at 1:05am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous

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  • Fast track to skin cancer.

    #7 - On 06/21/2009 at 6:11am by reki

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  • that's definitely your girlfriends fault! as a punishment, she will have to walk around next to you :)

    #2 - On 06/21/2009 at 6:05am by tiemoon37

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