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Today, my girlfriend talked me into tanning in a tanning bed for the first time ever. I have never tanned before and didn't know you are supposed to ease into it. I tanned for 15 minutes in the "super bed" and have lobstered. My ass and nuts got the worst of it. FML
that's definitely your girlfriends fault! as a punishment, she will have to walk around next to you :)
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Friday 5 February 2016