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Today, my friend sent me a bumper sticker that said, "Do you know that gullible said slowly sounds like 'green bears'?" I spent quite a few minutes trying to get gullible to sound like green bears until I realized that it didn't. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7672) - you deserved it (43068)

On 06/20/2009 at 12:09am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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