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Today, I was showing my unique new tattoo to my friends when a man approaches me with his digital camera and asks if he could take a picture of the tattoo for his website. I agreed. I find out later that it's a site about ugly tattoos. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9525) - you deserved it (28005)

On 06/19/2009 at 6:48pm - misc - by popemichael (man) - United States (West Virginia)

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