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Today, I took my dog for a walk. It became friendly with another dog, and I reached down to pet them both. Suddenly, an old woman runs up to me and whacks me with her cane repeatedly. Apparently, her previous dog had been kidnapped by a woman who looked a lot like me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33272) - you deserved it (1479)

On 06/19/2009 at 12:53pm - animals - by anon - United States (Washington)

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