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Today, I was mugged on my way to the bus stop. With no money or mobile I started to panic about the exam I had and ran the 3.5 miles to get to there. When I staggered up to the building only 20mins after the exam started, the university staff wouldn't let me sit it as I couldn't prove my identity. FML


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On 06/19/2009 at 4:22am - misc - by verrine - United Kingdom (Manchester)

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lol, how great would it be if the mugger went and took the test using your ID and purposely failed it just to screw you over even more?

#4 - On 06/19/2009 at 10:25am by Ilovelife07

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I know a guy who had long hair. He got it cut the day before finals. One instructor refused to believe that he was who he was, even when shown ID. "You're not (this guy)," the instructor insisted, "I know (this guy) and you are not him. You cannot take his test."

...I don't know how that ended, actually. But the instructor was a pushover so I can't imagine it didn't work out.

Anyways, FYL, OP. That sucks.

#18 - On 06/19/2009 at 10:44am by regalarius

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