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Today, I was using the bathroom in a department store!! When I was finished, I couldn't get the stall door open!! I am claustrophobic an I freaked out an and started shouting 4 help!! A 6 year old boy got the door open 4 me!! It turns out I was pushing when I should have been pulling!! FML


I agree, your life sucks (8926) - you deserved it (46725)

On 06/18/2009 at 9:33pm - misc - by ToiletTony (man) - United States (South Carolina)

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Maybe you should, I dunno, try it both ways before screaming?

#3 - On 06/19/2009 at 3:34am by snowsock

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this looks oddly familier..
must run in the family

#4 - On 06/19/2009 at 3:35am by Aelaena

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