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Today, I was using the bathroom in a department store. When I was finished, I couldn't get the stall door open. I am claustrophobic and I freaked out and and started shouting for help. A 6 year old boy got the door open for me. It turns out I was pushing when I should have been pulling. FML

I agree, your life sucks (6257) - you deserved it (33449)

On 06/18/2009 at 9:33pm - misc - by ToiletTony (man) - United States (South Carolina)

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