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Today, I was at the mall with some friends. In the food court we passed by this creepy pervert feeling up a woman. I take a closer look and realize with horror that the guy is my dad in sunglasses and a hat. The lady he was with was not my mom. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (79011) - you deserved it (3042)

On 06/18/2009 at 1:26am - misc - by traumatized (woman) - United States

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The hell? You should tell your mom about this... or black mail daddy.

#3 - On 06/18/2009 at 6:05am by Stephai

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FYL for having a creepy pervert for a father.

Did he see you? 0.o

#2 - On 06/18/2009 at 6:04am by myfishisBOBA

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