By traumatized - 18/06/2009 05:26 - United States

Today, I was at the mall with some friends. In the food court we passed by this creepy pervert feeling up a woman. I take a closer look and realize with horror that the guy is my dad in sunglasses and a hat. The lady he was with was not my mom. FML
I agree, your life sucks 87 202
You deserved it 3 599

Same thing different taste

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Stephai 0

The hell? You should tell your mom about this... or black mail daddy.

myfishisBOBA 0

FYL for having a creepy pervert for a father. Did he see you? 0.o

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silkee_shiny 0

I swear something is wrong with the site at the moment...Hope they fix it soon :)

myfishisBOBA 0

FYL for having a creepy pervert for a father. Did he see you? 0.o

Stephai 0

The hell? You should tell your mom about this... or black mail daddy.

#3 and #5 black maillllllllll :] but seriously that sucks balls. maybe he will read this ;]

BLACKMAIL HIM! u have no idea how much shit u can get out of this! EVEN THO its wrong in a way.

well, when all else fails, you could get a few hundred bucks for a dirty little secret, a very dirty secret >:)

popcorncomics 0

Oh man, I'm so sorry D8 Before you tell your mom, maybe you should converse with your dad about what you saw? I dunno DX

gingermonster16 0

You should have been like "Want me to call mom to assist you fondling that chick's other boob?" Just to make him piss his pants. Then you should negotiate, and nark him out. Who was a perv-dad living in their house?

fmlforever_2 0

#5 lol u should have called ur mom and been like hey weres dad?????? well u want to come to the mall there is a big surprise waiting for u! lol just to mess with ur dad either that or BLACK MAIL!!!!!

youswallow 2

That is just...awful. Time to tell mommy!

why? your allowance just went from 10 to 50 :) yeah, probably should squeel, nobody wants a jerry springer family

Do people seriously get allowances still?

NewLight8421 0

edward scissorhands is sad... edward also looks alot like vampire edaward... poor edward

AnotherStranger2 0

Maybe they're drunk...? O_o;;; But, OP- I vote on telling your mom! That is freaky.