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Today, I walked past a building site near my house, there was a sign saying "WARNING - Beware of the scaffolding". I started laughing at the stupidity of the sign, and walked straight into a metal pole. FML

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On 06/17/2009 at 9:40am - misc - by jonnyc - United Kingdom (Hertford)

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I dont get what the point of this is. The sign u were laughing at has nothing to do with the scaffolding. They were warning u that it might collapse. duh

#2 - On 06/17/2009 at 2:06pm by genius_girl16

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Some signs your parents probably thought were stupid and funny:

Warning!
Incest can lead to birth defects.

Warning!
Never shake a baby.

Warning!
Keep out of reach of children. Ingesting lead paint may cause brain damage.

#15 - On 06/17/2009 at 2:34pm by mojomojo

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