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Today, my mother finally had her beloved Siamese cat cremated. The cat has been dead for over a week and she has been keeping it on her bed, stroking its fur and saying, "She looks like she's sleeping" and "She's so cold." To top it all off, she's been calling me by the cat's name for three years. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (70932) - you deserved it (2164)

On 03/12/2009 at 10:20pm - animals - by LJ (woman) - United States (Florida)

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