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Today, when I tried on a pair of pants at the mall, I asked the salesperson if I could have the next size up. She informed me that there wasn't a next size up. I have to LOSE weight to fit into the biggest pair of pants the store makes. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15791) - you deserved it (33188)

On 02/12/2009 at 12:45am - misc - by ardenm - United States (California)

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yeah.. you could've also prevented this.. it would have been weirder if you couldnt fit in the smallest size..

#1 - On 02/12/2009 at 3:49am by suyci

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Take a 20-40 min walk every day and lose some weight... for your health's sake.

#2 - On 02/12/2009 at 4:07am by Rollercoaster

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