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Today, I saw a few old co-workers at the bar. They recognized me and started calling me by the nickname they had for me that I was unaware of. It appears I was known as "butch megan" by the entire office for 2 years. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31142) - you deserved it (2666)

On 06/15/2009 at 1:38am - misc - by brutality (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

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You should have been like "Butch Megan? That's it?! That's a relief. I'd feel dirty repeating the nicknames I'd heard about you guys back in the office."

#13 - On 06/15/2009 at 6:56am by gingermonster16

See in context

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Hey, if you're butch, you're probably big and strong - take it as a compliment!

#11 - On 06/15/2009 at 6:52am by Prawn

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