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Today, I was in my backyard. When I wanted to come back in the house, I tried to open the sliding door. I knew that my brother locked me out so I banged on the door very hard, causing the glass to break. It turns out that the door wasn't locked. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7916) - you deserved it (45463)

On 06/13/2009 at 3:46pm - misc - by knoppad (man) - United States (New Jersey)

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wow you didnt at least check if the door was open first???
sorry that sucks but still ydi

#6 - On 06/13/2009 at 6:02pm by slash1396

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That wasn't necessary.

#2 - On 06/13/2009 at 5:59pm by lmmmr

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