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Today, I went over to my uncle's house for dinner and my stomach hurt really bad. I noticed there were two toilets and sat in the prettier one and took a huge dump. Turns out I'd chosen the brand new toilet that wasn't connected to anything yet. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (53332) - you deserved it (28077)

On 03/12/2009 at 3:56pm - misc - by Noname - United States (California)

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Wouldn't you notice that there's no water in it?

#3 - On 03/12/2009 at 6:21pm by alyssa_22

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Shit happens. (:

#2 - On 03/12/2009 at 6:14pm by iammeanttolive

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