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Today, my friends decided it would be funny to scare me by tilting the portable street toilets while I was taking a dump in one of them. One of my friends accidentally rocked it too hard and it fell on the floor. They wouldn't even let me sit in the car after because I had shit all over me. FML

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On 06/12/2009 at 12:44am - misc - by dontevenassk (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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That's so fucking vile--I don't even know what I'd do. Probably jump in the nearest lake.

#1 - On 06/12/2009 at 6:04am by ostensibly

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That's so shitty of them D:

#2 - On 06/12/2009 at 6:04am by biancagolden

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