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Today, I turned 22, without anyone wishing me a happy birthday. In fact, the only phone call I received all day was from my brother. He wanted to borrow money. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (74905) - you totally deserved it (2701)

On 03/12/2009 at 5:59am - misc - by Ondskansgris (woman) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

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Happy Birthday

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#1 - On 03/12/2009 at 11:02am by LittleMissMack

Happy birthday!

...can I borrow some money too?

#2 - On 03/12/2009 at 11:03am by SRMB4life

Happy Birthday =)

#3 - On 03/12/2009 at 11:05am by millycent

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

#4 - On 03/12/2009 at 11:11am by diana7

Happy Birthday!
Do you play Kingdom of Loathing? If so, I can send you a present!

#5 - On 03/12/2009 at 11:18am by airandfingers

That happened to me on my 16th birthday... except nobody asked me for money lol turns out though that everyone was ignoring me on purpose for a surprise party later on. I don't wanna get your hopes up, but MAYBE that's why?
Do you have a facebook and if so is your birthday posted? That helps a lot lol
Have a great birthday and don't let it get you down cause there are clearly a lot of people here on FML that care to wish you :)

#6 - On 03/12/2009 at 11:21am by amirn86

that sucks, but a 22nd birthday is pretty sucky anyway

#7 - On 03/12/2009 at 11:28am by binghott

why would anyone say that s/he deserves this?

#8 - On 03/12/2009 at 11:32am by fyourl

Happy Birthday and take care of yourself.

#9 - On 03/12/2009 at 11:37am by dawnie1001

Happy birthdaY!!

#10 - On 03/12/2009 at 11:44am by Jed142

Aww that sucks. Happy birthday! Hope that makes you feel somewhat better. :)

#11 - On 03/12/2009 at 11:44am by peppy

Gimme your money

#12 - On 03/12/2009 at 11:46am by Thrice

happy birthday!!

but did you tell people it was your birthday? i don't get why people think everyone should know their birthdays if you don't TELL anyone. everybody you know has a birthday, it's hard to keep track, you know? :/

#13 - On 03/12/2009 at 11:47am by sunrises

Happy Birthday !!!

#14 - On 03/12/2009 at 11:55am by Milord

Happy Birthday! Have a nice day!

#15 - On 03/12/2009 at 12:08pm by maddog

That's sucky :(

...HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

#16 - On 03/12/2009 at 12:14pm by emerald

same thing happen to me on sunday. am younger then you.

#17 - On 03/12/2009 at 12:22pm by kagome_eb

Happy Birthday!

#18 - On 03/12/2009 at 12:23pm by Mortishia

I know exactly what you mean. Happy Bday for both of us.

#19 - On 03/12/2009 at 12:33pm by asm129

Well Happy Freakin Birthday, man! 22 ain't in the celebration range anymore, see? Everything's legal and open for you, and they all expect you to take care of ur own birthday. Jerks.

#20 - On 03/12/2009 at 12:33pm by Nickodemus

Happy birthday to you, Happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear (insert name here, lol), Happy birthday to you.
This sortof happened to me, I am at college and it was midterm break, and my twin sis, my bff, and my other friend , and I were basically the only ones on campus, so I decided since it was Sunday, after church, I worked 6 hours instead of my usual three.

#21 - On 03/12/2009 at 12:34pm by sdixon

That sucks. Just go and get drunk.

#22 - On 03/12/2009 at 12:53pm by ptshpby28

Happy Birthday!

#23 - On 03/12/2009 at 12:54pm by thequeenofscots

Happy Birthday! .... um... okay bye.

#24 - On 03/12/2009 at 1:13pm by Kitten125

Happy birthday! I had EXACT the same thing some time back. On my sweet 16. FML.

#25 - On 03/12/2009 at 1:14pm by Crudez0rz

I don't get people who complain on their birthdays... You should call your parents! Your mom! And thank them for giving birth to you. If you didn't even bother to do that,... Stop whining!

#26 - On 03/12/2009 at 1:21pm by asdfqewr

Happy Birthday. This is why you need Facebook - your friends get an irresistible little reminder of their friends' birthdays on their home page!

#27 - On 03/12/2009 at 1:25pm by Sulk

happy bday :-)

it was my 22nd last week and my mom sent me a text :-\

#28 - On 03/12/2009 at 1:29pm by kayshizzle

Happy Birthday!

#29 - On 03/12/2009 at 1:32pm by effed_up_life

22 isn't a big birthday... why do you NEED to be told happy birthday just to feel better about yourself?

#30 - On 03/12/2009 at 1:34pm by elemenopyqrstuv

I'm getting to the point where I'd probably forget my own birthday... and I'm only 24.

#31 - On 03/12/2009 at 1:56pm by Seegtease

That actually happened to me last month on my 22nd birthday. I had only one friend tell me happy birthday.. my gf was cheating on me that day.

#32 - On 03/12/2009 at 2:08pm by ohai

QQ, be a little more proactive. No sympathy here.

#33 - On 03/12/2009 at 2:17pm by Misanthropist

Happy 22nd! I'd kill somebody if no one remembered my birthday....

#34 - On 03/12/2009 at 2:19pm by Taihen

happened on my 18th birthday while i was still living at home.... they didnt realise till the next day when I asked my mom to take me to the DVM to get my license

#35 - On 03/12/2009 at 2:41pm by not_emo

22 - deuce deuce! Deuces are wild. My 22th year was awesome, adventurous and wild. You are going to have a great year!

#37 - On 03/12/2009 at 2:56pm by WRW33

happy birthday. maybe jake ryan will ask you out.

#38 - On 03/12/2009 at 2:56pm by jarofarts

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

#39 - On 03/12/2009 at 2:58pm by goshkoganwtf

Lmao, I can feel too sorry for you I don't get asked for money but my 15th no one said happy birthday to me. On my 22nd my mother was in the hospital, I bought a bottle of everclear was ditched by even my brothers and when my one brother came home he found me passed out with a third of a bottle left. He decided to wake me up, I then proceeded to vomit for the next 3 hours after which i fell asleep then the next morning i had to clean it up. No one said Happy birthday to me at all except a message from one person on facebook.

#40 - On 03/12/2009 at 3:06pm by TBR

Happy Birthday.

#41 - On 03/12/2009 at 3:10pm by helloooitsmeee

that happened to me too! not the borrowing money party, but on my 22nd bday, and on my 16th

#42 - On 03/12/2009 at 3:15pm by fishpirate

haha happy birthday, dont worry about it. The only reason why you didnt get any phone calls is cause only the 21st birthday matters.

#43 - On 03/12/2009 at 3:18pm by christoefur

Oh, just deal with it. I'm 21 and I'd rather people FORGET about my birthday.

#44 - On 03/12/2009 at 3:21pm by Boxtop5000

I turned 22 today too, and no one said a word to me either! Nice to know I'm not the only one!

#45 - On 03/12/2009 at 3:22pm by cantwinever

Sucks to be you!
Happy Birthday from creepy internet people!

#46 - On 03/12/2009 at 3:45pm by shriekeye

Happy Birthday!
Hope all of these happy birthday comments made your day better!

#47 - On 03/12/2009 at 3:50pm by abcdefgh

I'm so sorry to hear that!! When i was a kid, my parents forgot my birthday three years in a row because it's three days after x-mas and the day before their anniversery. then finally, the next year i got a gift AND a card AND a cake . . . with my sister's name on them.

they never asked for money tho . . . well, anyway I wish you a happy birthday!! :)

#48 - On 03/12/2009 at 4:11pm by stephsies

You say it's your birthday
Well it's my birthday too, yeah
You say it's your birthday
We're gonna have a good time
I'm glad it's your birthday
Happy birthday to you.

It really is my birthday too. Hope the rest of your day goes better! ^_^

#49 - On 03/12/2009 at 4:17pm by digapygmy

Happy Birthday!

#50 - On 03/12/2009 at 4:32pm by seanpow4713

Lol, I have to laugh at others misfortunes to make myself happy because if I look at my own I'll breakdown and cry. FML.

Happy Birthday though.

#51 - On 03/12/2009 at 4:33pm by withoutpassports

Happy Birthday!
maybe they're waiting on surprising you! .... ?

#52 - On 03/12/2009 at 4:49pm by rofliloveyou

Happy Birthday! In agreement w/ #52

#53 - On 03/12/2009 at 5:04pm by billyz

I know that feeling. It sucks to not have not even one person to wish you a happy birthday. But Happy Birthday.

#54 - On 03/12/2009 at 5:51pm by LifeSux19

O. M. G. THAT IS SOOOOOOO TERRIBLE. your life is DEFINITELY because you didn't get birhday wishes. geez you act like your life is over.

#55 - On 03/12/2009 at 6:14pm by cantth1nk0fnam3

today is my 22nd birthday too!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY! :)

#56 - On 03/12/2009 at 6:17pm by em0509

I wish you a belated Happy Birthday. =]
Its happened to me too, not a great feeling.
But hopefully next year it will be better. =D

#57 - On 03/12/2009 at 6:26pm by KylaByla

Happy Birthday
iiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiii
(_____________)

#59 - On 03/12/2009 at 6:37pm by Rodin

awwwwwwww =[ well happy birthday from ppl you don't know!

#60 - On 03/12/2009 at 7:11pm by anashaalmajiid

That's really sucks!!!
Now, about the money... have you borrowed some to your brother???
Oh yeah, before I forget: Happy birthday!!!

#61 - On 03/12/2009 at 7:28pm by PsyPako

Hey Happy Birthday dude or girl from random internet person! lol.

However, did you actually tell anyone it was your birthday? I mean at work we don't know people's birthday until they say, and we usually throw them a party afterwork. So yeah, next time say it's your birthday! And I'm more than positive someone will do something for you, however small it may be.

#62 - On 03/12/2009 at 8:47pm by NorfolkDude

Happy Birthday!!!!!!!!!!

#63 - On 03/12/2009 at 8:50pm by queen

Happy Bday! ... see we all love u on FML =]

#64 - On 03/12/2009 at 9:08pm by Ldy_S_FTW

happy birthday!!!!!!!!

i created a fml account just to wish you that so you better have a good one!

#65 - On 03/12/2009 at 10:04pm by becca18

HAPPY BITHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111

#66 - On 03/12/2009 at 10:05pm by Gio

happy birthdaaaay! at least it wasn't your 21st.

#67 - On 03/12/2009 at 10:22pm by daniielleex

your 22. whats so special about that? your birthdays quit being special after your 13.
then theres the periodic ones
16
18
21
then 30 40 50 and so on
grow up

#68 - On 03/12/2009 at 10:27pm by necrotted82

ur life IS fucked
this is a good FML

#69 - On 03/12/2009 at 11:04pm by never_accepted

aw happy bday!

i'm turning 22 in a few months. it'll prob happen to me, too....

#70 - On 03/12/2009 at 11:30pm by ccjero05

HAPPY BIRTHDAY! :)

#71 - On 03/12/2009 at 11:53pm by mothafucka

happy birthday, but this is the reason I retain low expectations when my birthday comes up.

#72 - On 03/13/2009 at 3:09am by shitfaece

22 is not a notable birthday. Sorry.

#73 - On 03/13/2009 at 4:37am by jthm_guitarist

happy birthday!!

#74 - On 03/13/2009 at 7:16am by virginat21

I turned 22 while I was on tour in Iraq, and had to work a 16hr shift. Quit being a baby.

#75 - On 03/13/2009 at 9:00am by jin1481

Go get some friends.

#76 - On 03/13/2009 at 2:34pm by truth

Same as #65
I made the account to wish you birthday
I know how it would feel..but happy birthday (=


p.s. to the rest..its not bout being a notable or not a notable birthday..its a special day no matter how old you might be turning

#77 - On 03/13/2009 at 2:39pm by roha

i awwww'd
i'm sowwrry

#78 - On 03/13/2009 at 3:38pm by LauRAWRen

My 22nd birthday was yesterday too. My mom express mailed me a gift, but the post office didn't leave it in my mailbox. I went to pick it up this morning, and it was a card. $13.50 for a card.

Inside:
"Happy Birthday, the big 22!"
-Mom
"Did you get health insurance yet?"

& A filled out 'survey reciept' for a free drink at Sonic.

FML. Happy Birthday dude.

#79 - On 03/13/2009 at 4:29pm by MichaelQNelson

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!
May your days to come be better than the last.

#80 - On 03/13/2009 at 4:30pm by swimmin_diva

I threw my husband, who turned 22 on the 10th a surprise party, and he was actually pissed at me. Maybe I should have directed my attention towards you instead.

#81 - On 03/13/2009 at 5:31pm by alwaysalady

= ( sorry. But, maybe you've heard the Patton Oswalt routine: you only get a birthday every ten years after age 21.

#82 - On 03/13/2009 at 6:56pm by beardsnbicycles7

Welcome to Adulthood. My last (20th) birthday, I had to work a 13 hour shift, so it isn't all that bad. My cake was a donut with a candle which was actually just a toothpick that was set on fire.

#83 - On 03/13/2009 at 11:13pm by Lou_Briccant

Happy Birthday man.

#84 - On 03/14/2009 at 2:30am by thewisefoolHHH

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!(: i am so sorry that sucks!i hope next year is better.!

#85 - On 03/14/2009 at 6:25pm by PiNk_BuNnY15

its late but Happy Belated Birthday still : )

#86 - On 03/14/2009 at 11:56pm by beyatreese

happy belated birthday!

#87 - On 03/15/2009 at 12:47am by idkxd13

That's very tragic. I wish you a Happy Belated Birthday. Don't let yourself down, cheer up something better is beyond the horizon :)

#88 - On 03/15/2009 at 2:50am by Mit_Liv09

Wow, same birthday and age as me.

If it helps, happy belated birthday. I got nothing to; my only family, my Mom, went on holiday the day before. Didnt even mention my birthday. Despite being on the birthday list at work, and 'donating' £30 a year for staff birthday presents, noone even wished me a happy birthday. I took a cake in; people just took a slice, and left in complete silence.

So yeah. Happy Birthday.

#89 - On 03/15/2009 at 9:22am by inhert

I am sorry. :-( Nothing is worse than when people you deem important to you don't mention your birthday. I hope you enjoyed yourself anyway and had a wonderful Birthday.

#90 - On 03/15/2009 at 5:18pm by CuteNClassic

Happy Birthday, and that has happened to me every year since I was 8 :(.

#91 - On 03/15/2009 at 7:21pm by fistvsxheart

That's all right. For my nineteenth birthday, I didn't even get a text from my brother. I'd texted him first thing in the morning since I was usually at work before he woke up.

We're twins.

#92 - On 03/15/2009 at 9:30pm by SilverBallet

Hope you had a good birthday!

#93 - On 03/15/2009 at 10:13pm by debonair

Happy birthday!

Even if your family does not love you....your anon friends on the internet does!

#94 - On 03/17/2009 at 2:45pm by mikeloyst

happy birthday

#96 - On 03/18/2009 at 7:23pm by pjungg

who the hell cares? boo fucking hoo

#97 - On 03/19/2009 at 1:20am by cantwhistle

dude that sucks. cantwhistle u suck balls. happy belated bday. find some better friends

#98 - On 03/19/2009 at 6:43am by sirdumalot

Happy Birthday!
I would say get used to it, it has been years since most have remembered my bday. You gotta stop expecting people to remember and tell everyone. Don't forget, as you get older, so does everyone else and their memories aren't as good.

#99 - On 03/19/2009 at 4:04pm by smurfy

HAHA #6 and everyone who said "facecbook."
I approve :D
Facebook is handy for birthday notices...
That happened to my friend just yesterday, another friend walked up to her and said happy birthday and the rest of us were like WHAT? My friend said, "It didn't tell me on facebook!" "I don't have a facbook." "That'd do it..."
But we still partially remembered :/

But that sucks. Don't lend your brother the money hahahahaa

#100 - On 03/20/2009 at 1:20pm by rawchelllll

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

#101 - On 03/20/2009 at 9:14pm by mercedeslove

get a facebook ^_^

#102 - On 03/22/2009 at 1:41am by HappyChipmunk

that happened to me when i turned 22. the only person that called me was my dad....who i havent since i was 2 and found on myspace when i was 19...........dont worry i bet your 21st made up for it the previous year. I did laundry and homework for my 21st. yours had to have been better!

#103 - On 03/23/2009 at 4:45am by savage_pixie

happy belated birthday!

#104 - On 03/23/2009 at 6:54pm by divxman

That sucks! Happy late Birthday! :( I hope someone remembered but just didn't have time to call you.

#105 - On 04/01/2009 at 9:20am by emptyego

HAPPY LATE BIRTHDAY!!! :D
i always make peoplez feel better xP
happens when you get older...

#106 - On 04/09/2009 at 9:09pm by karissaaa

Happy birthday, bro. :(

If it's any consolation, for my last birthday (22nd btw--we're the same age!), my (former) friend invited me to my house because he wanted to fuck me in the ass. He knew it was my birthday but fucking me in the ass was more important apparently.

#107 - On 04/17/2009 at 5:44pm by lolurscrewed

That bitchass nigga

#108 - On 06/30/2009 at 9:09pm by StoneColdNigga

lolololol unloved

#109 - On 10/25/2009 at 7:00am by yourmumspanties

lol and happy birthday sorry but u need better friends and a better family sorry and happy birthday

#110 - On 01/08/2010 at 2:09pm by gladiaintu

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#111 - On 02/12/2010 at 12:55pm by ddotatlas

lives tour family

#112 - On 03/16/2010 at 12:50am by michael11

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