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Today, I was helping my church clean up a park. I was given a sledgehammer and told to break up a concrete picnic table so we could haul it off. About half way through I swung the sledgehammer REALLY hard, completely missed the table, and hit myself in the shin. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44890) - you deserved it (15714)

On 06/10/2009 at 5:12pm - misc - by rubmytummy (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

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