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By rubmytummy - 10/06/2009 21:12 - United States

Today, I was helping my church clean up a park. I was given a sledgehammer and told to break up a concrete picnic table so we could haul it off. About halfway through, I swung the sledgehammer REALLY hard, completely missed the table, and hit myself in the shin. FML

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By PlsForget - 18/08/2016 21:47 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, I was volunteering at a neighborhood house tutoring a bunch of kids. Everything was going fine until one of them jumped on the table I was at, which broke and hit my knee. I swore in front of all the kids and my volunteer coordinator. FML

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By Bonk - 04/02/2024 08:00 - United States

Today, my clumsiness reached a whole level when I hit myself in the face with a hammer hard enough for blood to come out. FML

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Dumb, but relatable

By Maju - 31/10/2019 04:00 - Netherlands

Today, I hit my toe against a table. Out of frustration, I kicked the table and broke my little toe. FML

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You're grounded!

By Break A Leg - 08/08/2022 14:00

Today, I accidentally slammed my leg against the coffee table. It was only after I went to the bathroom a few minutes later that I realized there's now a massive gash on my upper leg. I also got in trouble for yelling, "SON OF A BITCH!" as soon as the impact occurred. FML

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Accidents will happen

By Anonymous - 27/04/2009 05:58 - United States

Today, at work, I managed to hit myself in the face with a large sheet pan. The force made me back into a shelf, which knocked a box off the top, which hit me in the head and knocked me out-cold. I now have a fat lip, a sore head, and bruises all over from the fall. FML

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By Jopes - 10/05/2009 12:44 - United States

Today, I cut down a dead tree in my yard. The top hit the ground and the base seesawed up in the air and came down on my head. I hit the ground like a sack of flour. Fortunately, the wood was rotted and soft. Unfortunately, the chainsaw was still running. 28 stitches in my calf. FML

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Always wear protective gear

By Anonymous - 06/06/2020 14:02

Today, while nailing a board down, I hit my thumb with the hammer. As I reached to console my throbbing finger, I dropped the hammer on my foot. When I went down to hold my foot, I smacked my head on the board. Now I've got a concussion, a smashed finger, and a bruised foot. FML

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By KO: - 30/04/2014 04:20 - United States

Today, I was changing the garbage at a local fast food place where I work. Being a rather short guy, I had to lean back and fling the full, heavy bag at the top. I did so with such force that my head hit the dumpster, knocking me out. FML

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ARE YOU ******* SORRY?

By Evelyn - 19/03/2012 20:18 - United States

Today, I was at the park with my friends. We were all having fun on the swings, when out of nowhere I heard a thud, followed by a child crying. Turns out I accidentally kicked him in the head. FML

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What? How? Why?

By Anonymous - 17/03/2021 22:01 - United States - Boise

Today, I smashed my finger with a hammer. A finger on the hand holding the hammer. FML

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Thursday 11 June 2009 2:02

That must have shattered your shin... -.-

justxmyxluck 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 2:06

I'm cringing just reading this. Well at least you didn't hit your crotch. That would just about kill you. =/

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Seegtease 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 4:16

85 comments and no religious debate yet. HAY GUSY TEH WORD CHUCRH IS IN TEH POST FLAME ON

survivalism 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 4:19

If you didn't shatter your leg, this isn't a FML, this is a HCISLIDSMSL. Holy crap, I'm so lucky I didn't shatter my stupid leg.

BeyondImage 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 4:19

Oh wow thats so shitty..well you learned the hard way!

Trooth 13

Thursday 11 June 2009 4:20

you guys, absolutely NOBODY deserves to get hit in the shin with a sledgehammer. Can you imagine how much that must've hurt? Sorry op

effyourlife_ 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 4:21

That's actually really easy to do :(

craigahh 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 4:21

Unless OP has really brittle shins, he wouldn't shatter it. Probably just a big bruise and a goose egg is all.

Topguy 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 4:22

Ouch!!!!!

lich_fml 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 4:26

shattered shin? D:

GrapefruitZoe 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 4:26

Are you okay, honey?

livingdeath 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 4:27

And they gave YOU, of all idiots, a ******* SLEDGEHAMMER? They should hve at least taught you how to do it safely.

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