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Today, I was doing the laundry, but couldn't tell if one basket contained dirty clothes or clean clothes. I put my head down into the basket and took a whiff to check, and smelled something strong. I looked down and noticed I had shoved my nose into my mother's dirty panties and inhaled deeply. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22032) - you deserved it (58819)

On 06/10/2009 at 1:37pm - misc - by potpurri_needed (man) - United States (New York)

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You definitely deserve it. Why would you stick your whole head in when you can easily pick out a few pieces and check.

#3 - On 06/10/2009 at 5:07pm by shimmyya88

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FYL indeed

#1 - On 06/10/2009 at 5:05pm by Phoenixman13

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