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Today, I checked facebook, only to find out that my close cousin is now married. When I looked at the pictures, I saw that my whole family was there - including my sister, mother and father. I was the only one who wasn't invited. FML

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On 06/10/2009 at 1:35pm - misc - by Oh_baby (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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That sucks. But what sucks even more is that your parents and sister kept this from you and went anyway, even knowing that she didn't invite you. Then again, maybe the two of you aren't as close as you think you are, especially if she didn't invite you to the wedding? Just something to consider...

#2 - On 06/10/2009 at 5:07pm by nillawafer

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On the bright side, you don't have to buy a wedding gift for them.

#19 - On 06/10/2009 at 5:23pm by fxdxhk90

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