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Today, I told the guy I have feelings for that I'm interested in, and asked him how he feels about it. He responded via text, saying, "I feel fairly neutral about that." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28354) - you deserved it (3627)

On 02/11/2009 at 7:06pm - misc - by iwantpizza69 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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Boo fucking hoo. Why does everyone feel entitled to having their feelings returned? At least he wasn't an ass about rejecting you.

#8 - On 02/12/2009 at 1:12am by whatwhat

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AWESOME. made me laugh even though i need to focus on my school work instead of this....

#2 - On 02/11/2009 at 10:37pm by jaemyree

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