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Today, in an effort to seduce my husband, I laid in bed caressing myself. He walked in, looked at me, and said "is the ground beef in the freezer still good?" and when I answered "yes," he turned and walked out of the room. FML
Give me a call, I'll make you feel like a woman.
Stop bitching, you've turned him down when he wanted sex before.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 7 March 2014