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Today, in an effort to seduce my husband, I laid in bed caressing myself. He walked in, looked at me, and said "is the ground beef in the freezer still good?" and when I answered "yes," he turned and walked out of the room. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44023) - you deserved it (4261)

On 06/07/2009 at 3:14pm - misc - by szinna - United States (Nevada)

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