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Man or woman?

Today, in an effort to seduce my husband, I laid in bed caressing myself. He walked in, looked at me, and said "is the ground beef in the freezer still good?" and when I answered "yes," he turned and walked out of the room. FML


I agree, your life sucks (52062) - you deserved it (6056)

On 06/07/2009 at 3:14pm - misc - by szinna - United States (Nevada)

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Give me a call, I'll make you feel like a woman.

#4 - On 06/07/2009 at 5:34pm by onepctech

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Stop bitching, you've turned him down when he wanted sex before.

#22 - On 06/07/2009 at 5:45pm by shmaller

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