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Today, my roommate got mad at me for putting away the tampons that were sitting on her desk. She rebelled by hanging hundreds of tampons dyed red from every surface in our dorm room. I discovered this while giving my mom her first tour of the place. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48384) - you deserved it (4110)

On 03/11/2009 at 9:38am - misc - by powsser (woman) - United States (New York)

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that's not only weird, but also a waste of money

#1 - On 03/11/2009 at 3:04pm by lolfml

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That seems like a bit of an overreaction.

#5 - On 03/11/2009 at 3:08pm by JustAGirl

See in context

+12

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