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Today, I was late to school for the third time this week because my alarm clock didn't go off. I clearly remembered setting it, so I videotaped myself sleeping. It turns out I've been turning off my alarm clock in my sleep. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (53770) - you deserved it (12243)

On 03/11/2009 at 1:33am - misc - by EFFED4LIFE (man) - United States (Georgia)

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I do that ALL the time. What you need to do is set the one by your bed (the one I assume you are turning off), and then set another one across the room about five minutes later so you have to get up and turn it off. Between the two of them and having to walk across the room, it should wake you up. If it doesn't, set another across the room.

#3 - On 03/11/2009 at 11:04am by adelaide_evening

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Whoa.

#1 - On 03/11/2009 at 11:01am by xolotl

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