Today, I decided to get dressed up for school because it's my birthday. I was heading to class in my heels. Then, I rolled my ankle, fell down the muddy hill, pulled a leg muscle, and scratched up my knees. At least ten people saw it. I was wearing a white skirt. Happy Birthday. FML
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On 03/10/2009 at 11:16pm - misc - by birthdaygirl (woman) - United States (Georgia)
awww, happy birthday from me and other random strangers on the internet, at least
#2 - On 03/11/2009 at 8:31am by GameRater01
Oh God. That's not a very happy birthday.
Heels are the devil. Sensible shoes are very much for the win.
#1 bahahahaha Good call. I love you for saying that.
And that is just total balls, hope the rest of the birthday went well
My birthday was yesterday to. That sucks more then having honey n maple syrup poured on your head from a condom and then having 5 giant bags of chips poured on you though.
#6 - On 03/11/2009 at 9:44am by billchilled
Lol, at first I thought it said "Today, I decided to get dressed for school because it's my birthday." It's the only day you get to wear your birthday suit, why would you even consider getting dressed?
Anyways, I hope the rest of your birthday goes well! :-)
#10 - On 03/11/2009 at 11:26am by nativebacon
First I've heard of someone wearing high heels to school on something that isn't a dance or some other thing.
HAAAHAHAHHAHA
I'M SORRY
BUT I LAUGHED REALLY HARD AT THIS THEN READ IT OUT LOUD TO MY SISTER
LOLLLL
though I'm sorry to hear that, honestly, but it is pretty comical. Happy birthday!
#21 - On 03/11/2009 at 4:26pm by EpicFail33
Happy birthday, though...
Hopefully that's the worst thing that happened =/
Also, I never wear white
#26 - On 03/11/2009 at 8:19pm by foryoublue94
#15: I wear heels to school all the time, even when there is no reason for me to be dressed up.
I do not, however, have to walk anywhere near a muddy hill where wearing heels is a poor idea.
My best friend was running down a hill and slipped into mud today too. She had to undress in the washroom to wipe herself. Some girls walked in.
LOL
awww !
its my birthday too =)
my skirt's buckle actually sliced my thumb yesterdayy !
#32 - On 03/11/2009 at 11:18pm by livelaughhlove
awww !
its my birthday too =)
my skirt's buckle actually sliced my thumb yesterdayy !
#33 - On 03/11/2009 at 11:22pm by livelaughhlove
was my bday to, my parents gave me a gps for my18th bday 2days ago. my car is as old as me and sucks on the highway. my present is almost as worthless as a Nickleback cd, not quite tho
It could be worse. On my 8th birthday I got hit by the school bus.
#41 - On 03/29/2009 at 12:30am by 0zymandias
Your birthday is not that big of a deal. Get over it, and learn that people stopped caring about your birthday when you turned 11.
