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Today, I decided to get dressed up for school because it's my birthday. I was heading to class in my heels. Then, I rolled my ankle, fell down the muddy hill, pulled a leg muscle, and scratched up my knees. At least ten people saw it. I was wearing a white skirt. Happy Birthday. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45191) - you deserved it (9324)

On 03/10/2009 at 11:16pm - misc - by birthdaygirl (woman) - United States (Georgia)

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