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Today, I decided to get dressed up for school because it's my birthday. I was heading to class in my heels. Then, I rolled my ankle, fell down the muddy hill, pulled a leg muscle, and scratched up my knees. At least ten people saw it. I was wearing a white skirt. Happy Birthday. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49232) - you deserved it (11498)

On 03/10/2009 at 11:16pm - misc - by birthdaygirl (woman) - United States (Georgia)

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awww, happy birthday from me and other random strangers on the internet, at least

#2 - On 03/11/2009 at 8:31am by GameRater01

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Oh God. That's not a very happy birthday.

Heels are the devil. Sensible shoes are very much for the win.

#4 - On 03/11/2009 at 9:37am by Tarion

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