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Today, I decided to get dressed up for school because it's my birthday. I was heading to class in my heels. Then, I rolled my ankle, fell down the muddy hill, pulled a leg muscle, and scratched up my knees. At least ten people saw it. I was wearing a white skirt. Happy Birthday. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41595) - you totally deserved it (8016)

On 03/10/2009 at 11:16pm - misc - by birthdaygirl (woman) - United States (Georgia)

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At least its not as bad as that guy that got the Nickelback CD

#1 - On 03/11/2009 at 8:30am by amelinat

awww, happy birthday from me and other random strangers on the internet, at least

#2 - On 03/11/2009 at 8:31am by GameRater01

happy birthday, sorry it was a rough one.

#3 - On 03/11/2009 at 9:07am by MadRhetoric

Oh God. That's not a very happy birthday.

Heels are the devil. Sensible shoes are very much for the win.

#4 - On 03/11/2009 at 9:37am by Tarion

#1 bahahahaha Good call. I love you for saying that.
And that is just total balls, hope the rest of the birthday went well

#5 - On 03/11/2009 at 9:42am by Thrice

My birthday was yesterday to. That sucks more then having honey n maple syrup poured on your head from a condom and then having 5 giant bags of chips poured on you though.

#6 - On 03/11/2009 at 9:44am by billchilled

I hope the rest of your day was alright.

#7 - On 03/11/2009 at 10:04am by z4opv14

Aw i'm sorry.. Happy Birthday to you.

#8 - On 03/11/2009 at 10:19am by dwaynasangel

happy birthday!

#9 - On 03/11/2009 at 11:24am by AliSama

Lol, at first I thought it said "Today, I decided to get dressed for school because it's my birthday." It's the only day you get to wear your birthday suit, why would you even consider getting dressed?

Anyways, I hope the rest of your birthday goes well! :-)

#10 - On 03/11/2009 at 11:26am by nativebacon

*agrees with #1*

#11 - On 03/11/2009 at 12:00pm by loser

Maybe you will have better luck next year? :P Happy birthday all the same :)

#12 - On 03/11/2009 at 12:01pm by Tenantry

LOL at #1

#13 - On 03/11/2009 at 12:52pm by jwesburn

this is why I always wear flip flops

#14 - On 03/11/2009 at 1:32pm by fortunecookie

First I've heard of someone wearing high heels to school on something that isn't a dance or some other thing.

#15 - On 03/11/2009 at 1:43pm by alex_vik

#1 is my hero.

#16 - On 03/11/2009 at 2:32pm by OhHai

if you can't walk in em, don't wear em.

You've got vanity all over your white skirt.

#17 - On 03/11/2009 at 3:25pm by sillypun

aww that sucks. happy birthday though!

#18 - On 03/11/2009 at 3:42pm by Tall_Kid

what were you doing walking up a muddy hill in heels anyways?

#19 - On 03/11/2009 at 3:56pm by katyflinn

ouch, happy *belated* birthday though!

#20 - On 03/11/2009 at 4:04pm by sucks000iloveyou

HAAAHAHAHHAHA
I'M SORRY
BUT I LAUGHED REALLY HARD AT THIS THEN READ IT OUT LOUD TO MY SISTER
LOLLLL

though I'm sorry to hear that, honestly, but it is pretty comical. Happy birthday!

#21 - On 03/11/2009 at 4:26pm by EpicFail33

happy birthday anyway!!! :-)

#22 - On 03/11/2009 at 5:34pm by pltcllyincorrect

thats why no one should wear white bottoms

#23 - On 03/11/2009 at 6:16pm by 0_0

happy birthday call me

#24 - On 03/11/2009 at 6:21pm by imhawaiian

bullshit.

#25 - On 03/11/2009 at 6:36pm by DaftBrian

Happy birthday, though...
Hopefully that's the worst thing that happened =/
Also, I never wear white

#26 - On 03/11/2009 at 8:19pm by foryoublue94

#15: I wear heels to school all the time, even when there is no reason for me to be dressed up.

I do not, however, have to walk anywhere near a muddy hill where wearing heels is a poor idea.

#27 - On 03/11/2009 at 8:19pm by msw52

My best friend was running down a hill and slipped into mud today too. She had to undress in the washroom to wipe herself. Some girls walked in.

LOL

#28 - On 03/11/2009 at 8:54pm by Knaz

Awww that sucks...sorry you had such a shitty birthday! I hope tomorrow is a better day.

#29 - On 03/11/2009 at 9:35pm by smurfy

thats terrible :( there's always next year

#30 - On 03/11/2009 at 9:40pm by dcapp

Who dresses up on their birthday? Sorry, but that's strange.

#31 - On 03/11/2009 at 9:56pm by Guiseppi

awww !
its my birthday too =)
my skirt's buckle actually sliced my thumb yesterdayy !

#32 - On 03/11/2009 at 11:18pm by livelaughhlove

awww !
its my birthday too =)
my skirt's buckle actually sliced my thumb yesterdayy !

#33 - On 03/11/2009 at 11:22pm by livelaughhlove

Aww, Happy Belated Birthday~!

#34 - On 03/12/2009 at 4:02am by tincan

#30, not unless she gets hit by a truck.. or rammed by a bull

#35 - On 03/12/2009 at 9:52am by Thrice

was my bday to, my parents gave me a gps for my18th bday 2days ago. my car is as old as me and sucks on the highway. my present is almost as worthless as a Nickleback cd, not quite tho

#36 - On 03/12/2009 at 1:13pm by chuckb

Next time don't dress like a whore.

#37 - On 03/14/2009 at 1:59pm by Endymion

i keep extra clothes in my locker for those things

#38 - On 03/15/2009 at 5:32pm by Synthetic42

thats what you get for dressing like a whore.

#40 - On 03/19/2009 at 1:44am by cantwhistle

It could be worse. On my 8th birthday I got hit by the school bus.

#41 - On 03/29/2009 at 12:30am by 0zymandias

#6 WTF

#42 - On 07/01/2009 at 11:31pm by danielbudzynski

Your birthday is not that big of a deal. Get over it, and learn that people stopped caring about your birthday when you turned 11.

#43 - On 09/30/2009 at 6:07pm by Broeman

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