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Today, I discovered an enormous hairy spider sitting in the bathtub. I also discovered that I scream like a girl and pee a little bit when I am truly terrified. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37004) - you deserved it (8453)

On 06/06/2009 at 10:03am - animals - by imfromtexas02 (man) - United States (New York)

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