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Today, I was taking a bath and out of boredom started making sheep noises. I then had a conversation with myself in farm animal noises. When I got out of the bath, I walked to my bedroom in my towel, passing the living room... where my little brother's soccer team burst out laughing. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15341) - you deserved it (50731)

On 06/05/2009 at 5:33pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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