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Today, I woke up and it was Monday. FML

#2635 (70)

I agree, your life sucks (16077) - you totally deserved it (3773)

On 01/26/2009 at 9:58am - misc - by buddy - United States (Michigan)

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ugh that happens to me like every week.

#1 - On 02/04/2009 at 9:39pm by jamiecakes

LOL I dont know why that made me laugh!

#64 - On 09/26/2009 at 12:37pm by Rach_star

i wanna 69 your leg.

#2 - On 02/05/2009 at 10:05pm by zlat541

How does this get posted, and mine gets refused. FML, My story is more dramatic, cause its my life....

#3 - On 02/06/2009 at 6:36pm by AnonymousLife

and it's now or never...(8)

#83 - On 02/27/2010 at 2:10am by LauraTheKiwi

O_O
That happened to me too just a couple of days ago!
What're the chances?

#4 - On 02/12/2009 at 11:38pm by cthulhu

Just another manic Monday!

#5 - On 02/16/2009 at 1:57am by The Zinger

you shouldn't have woken up

#6 - On 02/23/2009 at 9:05pm by Stephen

hahaha

#60 - On 09/04/2009 at 6:52pm by Brendiux

Goddamn... I hate it when that happens.

#7 - On 02/27/2009 at 6:17pm by Tobias_Grey

clever

#8 - On 02/28/2009 at 12:56am by ~~

at least you woke up. some people didnt.
i'm sure a dead person will be happy to
trade with you.

#9 - On 03/06/2009 at 5:24pm by idc

Once... i fell asleep on a saturday and woke up on a monday..
IT WAS MESSED UP... I had no idea wtf was going on

#10 - On 03/10/2009 at 4:07pm by lifesuckseggs

#10 =

#42 - On 06/18/2009 at 1:30am by StarChan

well... its called sleeping through the day, you probably went to bed like really late

#66 - On 09/28/2009 at 10:35am by Tiff_A_Boy

You're Garfield?

#11 - On 03/16/2009 at 4:34am by tincan

Monday - The enemy of Sunday!

#12 - On 03/16/2009 at 7:31pm by wira176

I know you were just being lazy with this post, but I feel your pain. It happened to me today. (Although I hate getting up EVERY morning, but Mondays more than the rest.)

#13 - On 03/16/2009 at 8:29pm by Synthetic42

haha! I love this one!

#14 - On 03/18/2009 at 1:44pm by linzhart333

I hate these fml's. so much.

#15 - On 03/28/2009 at 11:19pm by fieldofbutter

and we hate you. so much.


now everyones happy!!!

#59 - On 09/03/2009 at 1:03am by giggity0giggity

lool

#61 - On 09/04/2009 at 6:54pm by Brendiux

this is the shittest fml ive ever read, no offence

#16 - On 03/30/2009 at 2:52pm by a1m2a3d4o5

loool ^
I

#62 - On 09/04/2009 at 6:56pm by Brendiux

I think I just pissed myself laughing D:

#17 - On 04/04/2009 at 1:54am by iamtenyearsago

This FML sucks.

#18 - On 04/07/2009 at 11:17pm by kandy

lmao @ #6 and #9

#19 - On 04/11/2009 at 6:17pm by dang

lolz @ #6 and #9

#20 - On 04/11/2009 at 6:17pm by dang

try waking up at 5:15 in the morning every school day especially on a monday. ya, i kno wat u mean

#22 - On 04/13/2009 at 7:47pm by gs

best fml ever
mondays can blow me

#23 - On 04/19/2009 at 10:08pm by shady1

not the best fml ever, he is just stating that its monday....his life doesnt suck any more than us, we all get up on mondays

#77 - On 02/01/2010 at 9:10am by Ochi

hhaha lol

#24 - On 04/20/2009 at 6:00pm by oloie

happens to everyone get over it

#25 - On 04/23/2009 at 10:49pm by jayjayk

YDI, *sshole. Clearly this is all your fault. If it weren't for people like you we could all enjoy weeks without Mondays.

#26 - On 04/23/2009 at 11:42pm by azzh0le

hahaha that was funny

#79 - On 02/16/2010 at 3:44am by armandoX113

your the man

#27 - On 04/27/2009 at 5:32pm by beebe1500

What has this world come too?

#28 - On 05/01/2009 at 12:09am by HOOPS

That happens to me like every week lmao. FML too.

#29 - On 05/13/2009 at 5:03am by egypt

... and we care why?

#30 - On 05/13/2009 at 9:09pm by king_z

haha #2 random much? but funny

#31 - On 05/13/2009 at 10:19pm by Ginababii

yes, i feel the same way. fyl

#32 - On 05/13/2009 at 10:47pm by happy_me

lol #2.
what a coincidence.
that happens to me like all the time. :(
but ill get over it when i wake up and its tuesday.
this will always be the worst FML ever. im putting it on my favorites.

#33 - On 05/26/2009 at 6:30pm by omgarual

Wow no duh you retard!

#34 - On 06/02/2009 at 10:04pm by Ryex0bread0x

I hate mondays

#35 - On 06/03/2009 at 1:44pm by love4all4

I hate Mondays too

#36 - On 06/04/2009 at 11:01pm by grade

i think i can imagine how you feel. possibly the best fml ever.

#37 - On 06/06/2009 at 2:17pm by fallen_dragonkin

Omg same thing happened 2 me!!!! weird!!

#38 - On 06/13/2009 at 12:36am by Iwuvsu0_o

dipshit. it happens to eveevryone

#39 - On 06/14/2009 at 1:10am by foshizdanizLA

ur a dumbass for not seeing the sarcasm

#80 - On 02/16/2010 at 3:46am by armandoX113

I hate mondays~

#40 - On 06/15/2009 at 12:03am by randomxtremely

That happened to me today also ;-(

#41 - On 06/15/2009 at 2:40pm by rocker8877

Same here I cried last time that happed

#43 - On 06/19/2009 at 12:22am by 1234512345cj

oh man at least you didn't wake up on a Saturday. that would have killed you.

#44 - On 06/25/2009 at 4:14am by cmac86

this is the lamest FML ever. there was one where a man went to work early and read FML's. then when he had to start working he said FML. that was bad to

#45 - On 06/30/2009 at 8:18pm by bigraws23

#2 has the right idea

#46 - On 07/03/2009 at 5:59pm by NoNameAtAll

ugh i hate fmls like these. theyre not funny. ur not witty

#47 - On 07/13/2009 at 1:51pm by latkematzoball

Today, I woke up and it was tuesday. FML

#48 - On 07/15/2009 at 2:58pm by AliceeBumm

You should have stayed asleep...FOREVER. At least that would have saved us from your USELESS FML. USELESS. Absolutely useless. I'm assuming you're the same. Who frickin' cares?

#49 - On 07/17/2009 at 5:50am by popoman

Shitty FML, but the first comment made it worth reading.

#50 - On 07/23/2009 at 12:19pm by skiBOAT

Fuck you! Who the fuck cares? Worthless FML. Worthless poster. I hope you burn in a fire. Fucker.

#51 - On 07/29/2009 at 6:03pm by popoman

haahaa wooow
lmfao # 39
i woke up on monday morning too
what a coincidence =P

#52 - On 07/30/2009 at 7:58am by gwennie_love

HEY it's thursday! I'M ALIVE!!! LOL.... What a useless junk!

#53 - On 07/30/2009 at 2:17pm by jnmommy

ill have a 3some with #2 and you

best fml ever hahaaa

#54 - On 08/08/2009 at 5:12pm by SoFaded80

I dont believe in mondays...

#55 - On 08/21/2009 at 1:22am by un_loved

Mondays blow more than a slut

#56 - On 08/21/2009 at 3:22am by MadeOfAwesome

haha #56 u made me lol. and mondays CAN SUCK IT BITCH!!!! whoever invented them should die a painful, painful death.

#57 - On 08/24/2009 at 10:07pm by DancerChic31

FYL I don't think anything so tragic has ever happened to humankind.

#58 - On 08/31/2009 at 2:36pm by iFruit

Fuck your life dude! That sucks,, I know!

#63 - On 09/24/2009 at 4:19pm by EatMyCrayonz

OMG!! I woke up and it was monday!! Alot of people did!! And guess what, now its Tuesday.. lol

#65 - On 09/28/2009 at 10:33am by Tiff_A_Boy

Guess what! THAT HAPPENED TO EVERYONE ELSE ON HALF THE PLANET TO STFU!

#67 - On 10/01/2009 at 7:22am by MoooMooMooMooMoo

quit your job then it doesnt matter what day of the week it is :D win win

#68 - On 10/17/2009 at 8:31am by Anteezy

....That happens to me almost every week. It sucks.

#69 - On 10/25/2009 at 8:20pm by stupidmonkey46

holy shit the SAME EXACT THING happened today to me, I think we might be on to a conspiracy here.

#70 - On 11/16/2009 at 10:20pm by fotc77

That happened last week... But then I realized it was my birthday

#71 - On 11/22/2009 at 12:46pm by loveyahun

huh

#72 - On 12/14/2009 at 1:53am by LGshorty

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA This one will always be my favorite hahaha.

#73 - On 01/03/2010 at 8:05pm by waldosmind

someone has a case of the Mondays

#74 - On 01/18/2010 at 10:37pm by davidhasmorefun

what kind of a homo posts something as stupid as this?!

#75 - On 01/25/2010 at 5:23am by imhilarious

wow, this is retarded...i have written like, 4 fml's and they have all been refused, but this goes through? is isnt even an fml! it is just a statement! FML

#76 - On 02/01/2010 at 9:08am by Ochi

Ahahahahahaha that was so randomly funny ...

#78 - On 02/08/2010 at 6:09am by AmberBerry

Omg!!!! it's been happening to me for the past 16 yrs!!!! fml XD

#81 - On 02/21/2010 at 1:06pm by minimike451

would you rather not wake up?

#82 - On 02/26/2010 at 3:34am by 4forpengs

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