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Today, it was my birthday. My girlfriend bought me a Nickelback CD. FML

#259596 (343)

I agree, your life sucks (63839) - you totally deserved it (16878)

On 03/10/2009 at 8:46am - misc - by deez_nutz (man) - Canada (Ontario)

More FMLs?

Janet's life also sucks

Noname also deserved it

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Wow. Sucks to be you

#1 - On 03/10/2009 at 3:05pm by XAMezaki

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YDI for liking nickleback

#317 - On 03/31/2010 at 1:51am by mwz777

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what the fuck is wrong with Nickelback?! Nickelback kicks ass thank you very much. OP shod be greatfull.

#320 - On 04/22/2010 at 10:31pm by 2gether4ever

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Fuck yea!!!!

#325 - On 05/04/2010 at 9:49pm by random_dinoxD

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Man that's heartless. All sympathies to you; just stay positive and you'll get through it

#330 - On 06/10/2010 at 1:22am by FreddyMustDie

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My old girlfriend bought me a Flogging Molly CD. I've never listened to them before.
Man, we're Canadian. The only "rock" we listen to is Hedley and Nickelback. They both suck, but the stupid "30% of all radio must be Canadian" law ruins radio. Not that American mainstream shit is any better. I'll stick to Dream Theater.

#333 - On 07/06/2010 at 4:13pm by cowycal

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A$$HOLE for making an FML saying you got a Nickelback CD!

#334 - On 07/09/2010 at 4:41pm by Hoogyme

I got my mom a cd of nickelback for her birthday.

#336 - On 07/21/2010 at 10:51am by mlialuver

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so say thank you

#337 - On 07/26/2010 at 11:52pm by senseofreason

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I wouldn't wish that upon anyone. Sorry.

#2 - On 03/10/2009 at 3:07pm by davidtheday

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At least you got a present? I haven't for like... 5 years now. Not from anyone.

#3 - On 03/10/2009 at 3:08pm by wolfy

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Really? Getting a CD of a band you don't like is FML worthy? That's just stupid.

If it were Britney Spears, then maybe I'd understand.

#4 - On 03/10/2009 at 3:08pm by Amanda_Ruth

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yours is worse i fell sorry for you

#311 - On 02/09/2010 at 12:22am by qwertification

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how is that a fml thats not that bad!

#5 - On 03/10/2009 at 3:08pm by littlec

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agreed. what's wrong with that?

#326 - On 05/11/2010 at 8:04pm by w12345

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thats what i was gonna say.

@OP at least you got something for your birthday, you whiny little bitch.

#335 - On 07/19/2010 at 7:58pm by cupcakejaws

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#6 - On 03/10/2009 at 3:08pm by bones

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well the fact that his girlfriend doesn't even know what kind of music he likes is pretty bad

#7 - On 03/10/2009 at 3:10pm by littlec

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you, sir, are an ass. get over yourself.

#8 - On 03/10/2009 at 3:10pm by sancho839

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I like Nickelback? What's so bad about that? :S

#9 - On 03/10/2009 at 3:12pm by hazz

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I agree, I see nothing FML worthy about getting a CD of a good rock band.

#316 - On 03/30/2010 at 11:42pm by Adrian66

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#10 - On 03/10/2009 at 3:13pm by jim_witness

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NickelBack sucks, all there music sounds the same!

#11 - On 03/10/2009 at 3:14pm by RawrToast

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#12 - On 03/10/2009 at 3:16pm by Endymion

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I consider it torture to have to listen to their songs.

#13 - On 03/10/2009 at 3:17pm by Greg101

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I'm unsure what side to take.

If you like Nickleback. Why the hell are you complaining? Oh no! my girlfriend got me the CD of a band I like! Fuck my life! Get over yourself.

However, if you don't like Nickleback, maybe your girlfriend thought you would so she got you the CD. On the other hand, you guys should probably know what kind of music the other prefers.

There's no way to be sure.

#14 - On 03/10/2009 at 3:17pm by kandy

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so not fml worthy. save it for your fb status and get a life. who cares if you don't like the band. you got a gift. sell it on ebay and use the money to buy something else.

#15 - On 03/10/2009 at 3:18pm by xbentxlovex

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Dump her.

#16 - On 03/10/2009 at 3:19pm by Ponanza

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AHAHAHA. win.

#291 - On 08/12/2009 at 7:08pm by 16274692

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Nickleback sucks. i feel sorry for you

#17 - On 03/10/2009 at 3:19pm by HatesMyMom

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How the hell did this get approved as an FML? Nickelback is awesome by the way! I love them! This is so not an FML story.

#18 - On 03/10/2009 at 3:21pm by britt030209

Agreed! There's nothing wrong with Nickelback! They have good, fun music, and although some of their songs aren't great, at least it's better than Justin Bieber. <--- blech!
The Alberta boys are great, so OP, if you would just quit complaining, life would be great. :)

#323 - On 04/30/2010 at 9:27pm by Mowz

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Get rid of her. Get rid of her fast.

#19 - On 03/10/2009 at 3:21pm by greedy_dead_soul

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he was trying to be funny.
which it was. because nickleback is terrible.
and it would suck if your girlfriend didn't know enough to know that... or at least know you well enough.
so. lol. good fml.

#20 - On 03/10/2009 at 3:22pm by emilypancakes

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#21 - On 03/10/2009 at 3:24pm by Gio

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Best FML ever!

#22 - On 03/10/2009 at 3:24pm by ohdamn

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Haha, it's my birthday too!
And um, I'd be more appreciative that she got you something, probably a gift she thought you might like.

#23 - On 03/10/2009 at 3:26pm by blackfiredudette

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Aghhhh! Worst fml ever!!!

#24 - On 03/10/2009 at 3:27pm by ninamarie_4

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Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment.

The very mention of Nickelback is FML worthy.

#25 - On 03/10/2009 at 3:27pm by Heidi

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this is the worth FML i've ever read. It was nice enough of your girlfriend to get you a gift

#26 - On 03/10/2009 at 3:27pm by lifesuxxx

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People please. It's a joke. He's kidding. Don't freak out if you don't like Nickelback, and don't pull that "you should be more appreciative, jerk!" crap. It was meant to be funny, to say FML because someone got you a CD of a crappy band for your BIRTHDAY is FUNNY. Don't take this so serious. Don't worry person who got the crappy CD, I think you're funny.

#27 - On 03/10/2009 at 3:30pm by friedman

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Not fml worthy at all!
I don't like nickleback either but if I get it as a present I'll try to listen to it or something! Blah!

At least you got something!

#28 - On 03/10/2009 at 3:30pm by Hum

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A Nickelback CD? Did you Chris Brown your girlfriend or something?

#29 - On 03/10/2009 at 3:32pm by clipse

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You must be one spoiled son of a bitch. Be glad there's a girl willing to date you, and be glad she cares enough to get you something.

#30 - On 03/10/2009 at 3:33pm by Iroquois

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hahahaha, simple but fcken hilarious

#31 - On 03/10/2009 at 3:36pm by gamernerd007

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There should be a "not an FML" button.

#32 - On 03/10/2009 at 3:38pm by lynx

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LMAO. This is probably the funniest FML I've read all day.

Lighten up people. Really.

#33 - On 03/10/2009 at 3:40pm by milo

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How did this get posted? And I'm guessing by his name 'deez_nutz' that hes a fan of the chronic<3 so he most likely wouldnt like nickelback.

#34 - On 03/10/2009 at 3:41pm by Lucicx0

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Dump her immediately and without explanation.

#35 - On 03/10/2009 at 3:42pm by skeptictank

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lol that's pretty bad.

#36 - On 03/10/2009 at 3:50pm by louyfi85

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hilarrious.=]

#37 - On 03/10/2009 at 3:50pm by Tuxedo_Mask

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You need to drop her ASAP.

#38 - On 03/10/2009 at 3:51pm by Silhouette

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Quick, burn the CD and call an exorcist!

#39 - On 03/10/2009 at 3:51pm by ohmygolly

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Nickleback are alright. Why's it so bad? My brother got a Busted CD for his 16th. He hates them. Live with it.

#40 - On 03/10/2009 at 3:53pm by xPediophobia

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lol @ everyone saying Nickleback is good. THEY'RE NOT. start listening to some new music that doesn't sound like horse shit.

& this is a hilarious FML.

#41 - On 03/10/2009 at 3:54pm by Radiation

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Hey, to everyone dissing... People like different music, if they were horrible they wouldnt have sold millions apon millions of cds , and made millions of money.
So, just cuz its not your type of music doesnt mean u have any say in what it is D:<
kk cuz its just as easy to make fun of whatever the fuck u like,

#299 - On 10/01/2009 at 9:24pm by kikikachu

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Just accept that Nickelback is one of those things that this website makes fun of. It's easier that way.

#300 - On 10/02/2009 at 9:25am by redbluegreen

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sooo... what exactly does horse shit sound like? It's just fine to be a fan of Nickelback; just like it's ok to be a douche bag who hates them. So enjoy your douchebaggery. XD

#307 - On 11/29/2009 at 5:15pm by Ananomouse254

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#42 - On 03/10/2009 at 3:55pm by lamarr

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i love nickelback, but this is funny. hehe :)

#43 - On 03/10/2009 at 3:59pm by xolotl

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@27.

He's not trying to be funny, he's just being a jackass. Gee, what a terrible girlfriend, to by you a gift on your birthday....... she should just burn in hell!

(in case of idiots, the last part was sarcasm)

#44 - On 03/10/2009 at 4:01pm by nativebacon

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LMFAO epic winnn.

#45 - On 03/10/2009 at 4:06pm by melissalovejonas

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There are worse problems in the world. She did something for you and obviously cares about you. Don't be so selfish- learn to be appreciative. Read some of the other stories on this site? I mean, i know i'd switch issues with you any day. Grow up.

#46 - On 03/10/2009 at 4:08pm by wowlifeblows

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wow. you are complaining because your girlfriend gave you a gift you happen to not like...not FML worthy. Pathetic

#47 - On 03/10/2009 at 4:13pm by bsneeze

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i actually bought that CD on purpose (wasn't that statisfied though)
if it's the newest album, i can see why you're upset, all the songs are about cheating and sex and stuff lol

#48 - On 03/10/2009 at 4:16pm by Milord

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lol i agree with 4

#49 - On 03/10/2009 at 4:16pm by zoo

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definitely FML worthy

#50 - On 03/10/2009 at 4:18pm by danijoy

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While not FML worthy, it's true because Nickelback sucks. I have to give it to Chad Kroger for finding the formula/template for creating a single, the fact of the matter is that he never deviates from that template so all the band's songs sound exactly the same. It's a bunch of stupid crap, however he sells a ton of records so you have to respect the man. Never take chances, just keep throwing out the same watered down power ballads and you'll sell millions.

Look at this photograph. Every time I do it makes me laugh. How did my eyes get so red. And what the hell is on Joey's head? This is where I grew up. Looks like the present owner fixed it up.

What kind of f****** rhyme scheme is that? Rhyming UP with...well, UP? It's like he's getting his lyrics from "How to Rhyme: A Book for Five Year-Olds with ADD." I know all the lyrics because my father bought that album with "Photograph" on it and played it multiple times a day, every day for a year and a half. There's a video of him playing in Portugal. He gets rocks thrown at him. He shouts "You guys want to hear rock and roll, or go home?" People boo. He flips the audience off and walks off stage.

#51 - On 03/10/2009 at 4:19pm by Bubs

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perhaps its her way of telling you she doesn't want to hear you when you guys have sex.

#52 - On 03/10/2009 at 4:19pm by skatingweasel

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wow that blowsss. anyone who likes nickleback clearly needs has bad taste in music and needs to start listening to other music. i can understand how when you first heard a song from them you were like okay this is fine.. but then when you heard all the rest.. wouldnt u get sick of listening to the same song over and over again lol. pandora that shit and listen to something else.

#53 - On 03/10/2009 at 4:23pm by fml2424

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#51 you win...you win

#54 - On 03/10/2009 at 4:24pm by poopfaceade

haha.. nobody deserves that.

#55 - On 03/10/2009 at 4:30pm by eatinganapple

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lol i dont think they should have made that one. but oh well =]

#56 - On 03/10/2009 at 4:31pm by TEAZO

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you're lucky, my (ex) girlfriend didnt get me anyting. didnt do anything specail. didnt even say happy birthday. want her phone number?

#57 - On 03/10/2009 at 4:31pm by nffd23

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wow you are an ass

#58 - On 03/10/2009 at 4:34pm by gossipgirl9889

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Aw dude that sucks, hard.

#59 - On 03/10/2009 at 4:35pm by hrucker

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This has to be one of the best, and will probably be one of the most underrated, FMLs ever! It's short, sweet, and perfectly sarcastic. Half the people lol'd like me and the other half are pissed because they assume the guy's just being an ass! Brilliant!

I don't care for Nickelback, but I know hating them is very popular, so take a chill pill Nickelback fans.

#60 - On 03/10/2009 at 4:37pm by FrostyNorth

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Agree with #60. This is possibly the best FML ever.

If it's true, I feel sorry for you, but I doubt someone would actually buy a loved one a Nickelback CD. That's like giving feces in a bag.

#61 - On 03/10/2009 at 4:40pm by twoheadedboy

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I don't know what's worse- Your username, or the fact that you even got this posted.

#62 - On 03/10/2009 at 4:41pm by marisaichiban

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seriously...yours gets put on here for getting a CD of a band you dont like... but yet i put one about falling in love over the internet (yea stupid on my part to begin with) but then i find out i was dating a girl the entire time for 2 years...and mine gets denied...flippin lame

#63 - On 03/10/2009 at 4:47pm by boarderchika

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that might possibly be the worst birthday present ever

#64 - On 03/10/2009 at 4:48pm by karyspecialk

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and #63 you fail

#65 - On 03/10/2009 at 4:50pm by karyspecialk

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agreed with number 4

#66 - On 03/10/2009 at 4:51pm by dwights

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At least you got a gift. Way to be a douche.

#67 - On 03/10/2009 at 4:51pm by omgbeckyyy

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yea really not FML worthy, least she tried to make you happy

#68 - On 03/10/2009 at 4:52pm by mfmylife95

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Getting a Nickelback Cd is like an insult and she is taking away more than she is giving. Damn her to hell or just get her a Katy Perry cd in return lol. Or some bullshit like Hinder.

#69 - On 03/10/2009 at 4:56pm by th3wh1tee

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she must really hate you.

#70 - On 03/10/2009 at 5:01pm by strange_ways

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I would kill myself

#71 - On 03/10/2009 at 5:02pm by tehhotness

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Hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
This is so funny!
FYL indeed.

#72 - On 03/10/2009 at 5:03pm by HelloFlower

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She must HATE you.

#73 - On 03/10/2009 at 5:14pm by SRMB4life

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man nickelback sucks

#74 - On 03/10/2009 at 5:14pm by lolfml

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nickelback defintely sucks.

#75 - On 03/10/2009 at 5:16pm by leeton

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Uhhh what are you waiting on...dump her

#76 - On 03/10/2009 at 5:19pm by jdpwnsyou

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Hey well its not as worst as my b-day gift from my gf. SHE GOT ME F***** TWILIGHT

#77 - On 03/10/2009 at 5:24pm by Ihazalltehhax

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BEST. FML. EVER. NICKELBACK BLOWS

#78 - On 03/10/2009 at 5:27pm by chibears4685

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this is most definitely an FML. a very unfortunate one, too.
i wouldnt wish that on anyone either.

#79 - On 03/10/2009 at 5:28pm by ohhelloalexa

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you need to leave her, and soon.

#80 - On 03/10/2009 at 5:30pm by _pokeys

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Oh god, that's absolutely horrible -_-

#81 - On 03/10/2009 at 5:31pm by DistortedReality

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oh wah wah wah.

end of the world.

#82 - On 03/10/2009 at 5:35pm by fortunecookie

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dude that sucks

#83 - On 03/10/2009 at 5:36pm by lolol182

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Haha, wow. This isn't really that FML, but after listening to all of my boyfriend's rants about Nickelback I guess it just depends on the person. thankfully I'm not mean enough to get him a Nickelback CD for his upcoming birthday, that would be so cruel.

#84 - On 03/10/2009 at 5:38pm by sleepdebtfairy

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Dude, I love Nickelback, and so does my boyfriend. Maybe she likes the band, and is trying to get you to like or just appreciate her taste in music?

#85 - On 03/10/2009 at 5:42pm by froggoddess

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either you understand this FML or you don't. Nickelback is a fat girl's buttcrack terrible. you have my heartfelt sympathies

#86 - On 03/10/2009 at 5:42pm by salaamthebody

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I am sorry, but I don't see what's wrong with a Nickelback CD for your birthday...

#87 - On 03/10/2009 at 5:54pm by un_known

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I love this FML so much...

#88 - On 03/10/2009 at 6:01pm by mizunohane

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lol get over yourself brat

#89 - On 03/10/2009 at 6:15pm by qwert5

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Nickelback is fucking garbage. Pathetically-created, untalented music with shitty musicians and singer, writing songs about bullshit that does not even remotely matter in life, yet people want to just sing along. Get a clue; listen to some real music.

#90 - On 03/10/2009 at 6:16pm by thomasthestd

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BE thankful it wasn't a burnt cd of Kate Perry's : Your So Gay.

#91 - On 03/10/2009 at 6:18pm by AcessDenied

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Not a huge fan of Nickelback, but please. Your girlfriend remembered your birthday and maybe she thought you'd like it. Stop whining. It's not an FML, that crap's just a waste of time to read. :)

#92 - On 03/10/2009 at 6:18pm by paniclovie

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*You're

Ouch.

My English.

#93 - On 03/10/2009 at 6:22pm by AcessDenied

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dont b such a bitch about getting a cd. its a cd. my friend got me a slipknont cd for my b day and i loved it. cd's r good gifts

#94 - On 03/10/2009 at 6:26pm by rathalosrocker

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#95 - On 03/10/2009 at 6:41pm by dwights

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95- go fuck your cousin off a cliff....

as for nickelback...i better see a FML tomorrow that says "i gave my boyfriend a Nickelback cd as a gift and he set me on fire"

#96 - On 03/10/2009 at 6:47pm by deusputer

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@#95. I hope you're being sarcastic? haha

anyway, this is totally FML-worthy. i mean really, a handy-jay would've done it for the guy! it's his birthday for the love of god. nickelback cd on your birthday? agreed, FYL.

#97 - On 03/10/2009 at 6:49pm by nickeris

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well, it comes out sounding asshole-ish, but i'm gonna agree with #7...
unless you just started dating this girl, she should have some idea what music you like (unless it's exclusively death metal, in which case i understand if you hide that...lol)

#98 - On 03/10/2009 at 6:49pm by mrstanfords

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I love you #96.

#99 - On 03/10/2009 at 6:50pm by marisaichiban

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Perfect Sarcasm, so short and sweet.

#100 - On 03/10/2009 at 6:51pm by Danny_Shakes

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FAIL!!!!

#101 - On 03/10/2009 at 6:56pm by mylifesucks100

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i would like to see something dramatic like #96 said.
most of these FML's are wimpy

#102 - On 03/10/2009 at 7:03pm by never_accepted

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You should be happy she rememebered and even got you a gift. Damn, so ungrateful. You should gladly accet the CD and exchange it later if its band you dont like.

#103 - On 03/10/2009 at 7:04pm by glass_doll83

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#103, just shut up.

#104 - On 03/10/2009 at 7:08pm by chibears4685

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Hilarious.

#105 - On 03/10/2009 at 7:12pm by zoopy

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#106 - On 03/10/2009 at 7:22pm by blaca123

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Nickelback is FML worthy.

#107 - On 03/10/2009 at 7:22pm by alexeltaco

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Lol even if you don't like the band get over yourself it was a gift

#108 - On 03/10/2009 at 7:22pm by Jazar2054

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i agree with 103.

#109 - On 03/10/2009 at 7:26pm by silversar59

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yeah not everyone gets presents they like, get over it. this shouldnt even have been posted

#110 - On 03/10/2009 at 7:27pm by girrl

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#51: you don't have to rhyme when writing songs or poems...

Anyways, on behalf of your girlfriend- I apologize that she gave you a gift on your birthday.

#111 - On 03/10/2009 at 7:36pm by iammeanttolive

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if thats ur biggest problem consider urself lucky. quit cryin

#112 - On 03/10/2009 at 7:47pm by danny24j10

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I think those with comments such as "at least you got a present" don't quite understand music or appreciate (I know) the unspeakable horror, the creatively null crap that is typical of a Nikleback single. This poor thing presumably received a whole album's worth of grotty tunes. I sympathise completely.

#113 - On 03/10/2009 at 7:54pm by Sulk

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Haha! This is the funniest FML ever! Nickelback is so over-rated. There's this thing on the internet where it plays 2 Nickelback songs simultaneously, one out of left speaker and other out or right, and you can't tell which song is which because they sound exactly the same. It's amazing how Nickelback can release a song and then get away with releasing an exact duplicate of the song 2 years later. I guess Nickelback fans how no knowledge of music, if you can call what Nickelback does music.

#114 - On 03/10/2009 at 7:57pm by D2theLux

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Ugh, they're terrible! Unless you are into generic pussy rock...

#115 - On 03/10/2009 at 8:06pm by Vagabones

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I say, better Nickelback than Jonas Brothers.

#116 - On 03/10/2009 at 8:10pm by whatsarahsaid

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This is one of the few that actually made me laugh out loud

#117 - On 03/10/2009 at 8:10pm by CutlerRulez

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hahah some of the comments here! and like #116 said... it could have been worse... could've been the Jonas Brothers, oh god.

#118 - On 03/10/2009 at 8:12pm by thelele

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If you are a Nickelback fan, you should go ahead and post the following:
Today, I'm a Nickelback Fan. FML


Good Post Nutz

#119 - On 03/10/2009 at 8:19pm by andydawg8891

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I agree with andydawg. Thats probably the saddest FML ever.
Would you like a Seether cd instead? BWAHAHAHAHAH. Sucks to be you.

#120 - On 03/10/2009 at 8:29pm by tsax421

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lmfao #29.

this FML made my day. one word - BURN.

#121 - On 03/10/2009 at 8:29pm by tabyyy

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HAHAHHAHAHA I LOVE THIS SOO MUCH!!

#122 - On 03/10/2009 at 8:50pm by gracky

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NICKLEBACK IS THE WORST!!!!!!!

#123 - On 03/10/2009 at 8:58pm by ilovepancakes

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It's not the fact that he got a bad CD that makes it an FML. It's the fact that he realized he's dating a girl who thinks he would like a Nickelback CD. Dump her ass.

#124 - On 03/10/2009 at 9:03pm by FredJones

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One of the worse FML's ive read, feel so sorry for you.

#125 - On 03/10/2009 at 9:09pm by DEATHx2

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I just read/mod'd your eX GF's FML lol after reading this she say's Nickelbacks greatest masterpiece or something. lolz

#126 - On 03/10/2009 at 9:11pm by imhawaiian

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I am pretty sure I just moderated your gf's FML...and just so you know, its the thought that counts! maybe she thought you would like it.

#127 - On 03/10/2009 at 9:16pm by brwneyedgrl1989

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hahaha thats bad.

#128 - On 03/10/2009 at 9:42pm by fadedmoon

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LOL

Basically it's like.... "Nickelback Exists. FML."

#129 - On 03/10/2009 at 9:49pm by liveitlearnit

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Okay, to everybody taking this so seriously, chill the fuck out. This is hilarious.

Everybody knows Nickelback sucks, seriously, get a taste in music people!!

#130 - On 03/10/2009 at 10:00pm by hur_hur

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Nickelback is the worst band ever, hence this is why a FML.

#131 - On 03/10/2009 at 10:09pm by Area

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so this is definitely not FML worthy... get over it.

#132 - On 03/10/2009 at 10:11pm by gunsandstuff

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HAHAHAHAHA! awesome. one of the best FML's i've seen. well played sir, well played.

#133 - On 03/10/2009 at 10:17pm by jaymers

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oh nickelback http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3fPawRVGac

#135 - On 03/10/2009 at 10:21pm by aceofhearts9

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lmao this made me laugh.. a cd
great present

#136 - On 03/10/2009 at 10:30pm by KimberlyAngelaaa

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Nickelback isn't THAT bad...

#137 - On 03/10/2009 at 10:30pm by Oni

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^^ yeahh but i wouldnt want that for my birthday

#138 - On 03/10/2009 at 10:32pm by KimberlyAngelaaa

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Agreed, best FML ever! What's better is reading the Nickleback fan club responses.

#139 - On 03/10/2009 at 10:47pm by twohundredandtwo

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she bought it at Circuit City

#140 - On 03/10/2009 at 10:48pm by larry_bogus

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Yeah that kinda sucks but I mean it's definitely not a FML

#141 - On 03/10/2009 at 10:48pm by alyssa_22

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As much as I don't like Nickelback...at least she remembered your birthday.

#142 - On 03/10/2009 at 10:51pm by summer_spell

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that is very FYL.

nickleback is pretty much the worst band ever. even people without any taste in music would agree.

#143 - On 03/10/2009 at 10:53pm by stringbeanjeanoo

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#48 actually got to the third nickelback.

THAT"S a FML right there.

#144 - On 03/10/2009 at 11:01pm by stringbeanjeanoo

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if my girlfriend actually bought me a nickelback cd, even if it was christmas or any other special event...I may have to agree with the chris brown treatment... BEST FML. hands down.

#145 - On 03/10/2009 at 11:52pm by meadmaker

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LMFAO best one I read all day.

#146 - On 03/11/2009 at 12:34am by pekkle1

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..And? Nickelback is a good band. And at least she got you SOMETHING for your birthday you ungrateful little shit.

#147 - On 03/11/2009 at 1:19am by alex_vik

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run.

#148 - On 03/11/2009 at 1:20am by kaitycat

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WIN!

#149 - On 03/11/2009 at 1:21am by 000001

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I don't see how this is FML worthy. Even if you don't like them. Chill. Laugh it off. Exchange it. No big.

#150 - On 03/11/2009 at 2:10am by clandestine00

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yeah, i can't actually post my story because my gf knows about this site, but this should make you feel better. i dropped the last 150 in my bank account on valentines day. for my present, she wanted to give me a season of sienfield from her dvd collection at home, but i told her i had most of them already, so i ended up getting 6 beers and some candy. well, i just turned 20, and 2 days ago she made a reference to having my present at her house in louisiana. i promptly asked if it was seinfield dvd's by chance, and in genuine bewilderment she said "wow, how the hell did you know?". it doesn't help that i'm pretty damn broke right now and still havn't gotten any since valentines day. FML

btw, SB, if you have somehow managed to stumble across comment#150 on a random person's story on this site that you rarely even goto, then FML times ten. i know you'll probably be pissed, but i promise i'm not really mad about u giving up sex for lent, its just that there are a few pretty good FML moments in this story.

#151 - On 03/11/2009 at 2:22am by bamabum12345

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No gift is better than the gift of Nickelback lmao. What kind of "rock band" plays songs about how they wish they were rock stars LOL.

#152 - On 03/11/2009 at 3:03am by xkaokaox

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A free CD is not an FML, no matter how crappy the music is.

Your girlfriend doesn't owe you anything, be happy that you have a girlfriend. One that remembers you birthday. One that goes out of her way to buy you a gift.

#153 - On 03/11/2009 at 3:26am by jthm_guitarist

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LOL def FYL. Nickleback is straight garbage

#154 - On 03/11/2009 at 3:41am by zidane312

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ask if she'll take it back for a BJ

#155 - On 03/11/2009 at 3:48am by nodbor

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ditto #4, 8, and 10 ^____^

#156 - On 03/11/2009 at 4:07am by beililee

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OMG. You are the reason Fmylife sucks now. Who gives a shit? This is not Fmylife material. I don't care about your shitty gift. Come back with a real problem, JACKASS!

#157 - On 03/11/2009 at 4:40am by Jayme24

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this fml sucks. stop crying about it and get over it.

#158 - On 03/11/2009 at 5:08am by formosababie

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hahahaha shame.

one of the funniest fmls.

#159 - On 03/11/2009 at 6:24am by 2muchfml

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Hahhaahaha, oh my god that's terrible. I feel bad for you. Dump her right now.

#160 - On 03/11/2009 at 6:44am by katew

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I admire this guy's audacity. This is nowhere near as big an FML as most of the other stuff on this site (if it could be considered that at all), but he's got a really nice flame war going on.

What you people need to understand is that music taste is subjective. I personally have no problem with Nickelback (they're reasonably entertaining live, actually), but half of you guys are acting like children.

"NICKELBACK SUCKS! I HATE YOU, AND I HATE THE BANDS YOU LIKE!"

Grow up.

#161 - On 03/11/2009 at 9:35am by TheHeroHartmut

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I don't think most of you understand that Nickelback is the single WORST band on the face fo the earth. They are talentless scrubs who try to pass of pieces of shit as music.

#162 - On 03/11/2009 at 9:45am by flyingmonkey90

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Nickleback is a FML

#163 - On 03/11/2009 at 10:24am by ems

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hahahahahahahhahahahaha.

#164 - On 03/11/2009 at 11:04am by lolatmuhlife

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What a horrible gf, Nickleback is a horrible gift.

#165 - On 03/11/2009 at 11:55am by YouandMe123

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LOL @ nickelback

#166 - On 03/11/2009 at 12:36pm by firebrad

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Originally, I thought this post was pretty meh, but reading the comments has been absolutely hilarious.

As if it matters if Nickelback rocks or sucks! This is the best thing you could find to comment on? I can't believe so few words inspired so many people to be so passionate.

Serious congratulations, deez nutz!

#167 - On 03/11/2009 at 12:38pm by Emika

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Wow, stop complaining, thats not even FML worthy. #3's, however, thats FML worthy. sucks to u be u.

#168 - On 03/11/2009 at 1:15pm by YesF_UrLife

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you guys are dumb. i think this is the best fml i've read. it's short and so true. it speaks for itself.

#169 - On 03/11/2009 at 1:38pm by fmlice

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Best FML of all time. Nickleback is the second worst band ever next to creed.

#170 - On 03/11/2009 at 2:25pm by OhHai

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Nickelback ain't that bad, but the nasty thing is that the CD is really cheap, you could buy 2 mcBurgers from the price

#171 - On 03/11/2009 at 2:38pm by Nap

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OhHai, you are my hero. Wanna throw in 3 Doors Down??

#172 - On 03/11/2009 at 2:56pm by ilikerainbows

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sadly, if my boyfriend of 2 years ever gave me a nickelback cd, i would absolutely love it.

#173 - On 03/11/2009 at 2:58pm by iLove_him

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it's the thought that counts jack ass

#174 - On 03/11/2009 at 3:24pm by TALKSHIT

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I wonder what you would have preferred over Nickleback.

#175 - On 03/11/2009 at 5:34pm by beardsnbicycles7

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you should dump her immediately. my friends and i have a plan to build a jukebox for our bar with a boxing glove installed right about nutsack level so when anyone tries to play a nickelback song it punches them in the nuts for being a douchebag. we are then alerted that a douchebag is present and can then throw them out of the bar immediately.

#176 - On 03/11/2009 at 5:46pm by vector4

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#27, I think it's more the fact that this got approved as an FML.

#177 - On 03/11/2009 at 6:43pm by SilverBallet

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wow...nickleback? FML deserved.

#178 - On 03/11/2009 at 7:52pm by wtfxup

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Nah, but seriously... Nickelback is literally the worst band ever.

#179 - On 03/11/2009 at 9:12pm by joooohn_milllerr

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Sorry. did you dump her after?

#180 - On 03/11/2009 at 9:20pm by yuhoo07

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if it makes you feel better for my 18th birthday my boyfriend got me rechargeable batteries. After telling someone they asked if he got me the charger too. He didn't.

#181 - On 03/11/2009 at 9:29pm by brodbeck09

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First off, you are a spoiled little bitch who obviously isn't grateful for shit.

Nickelback is the worst band ever, right?
Thats why they were inducted into the rock and roll hall of fame...stupid fuck.

And maybe if you listened to more than what songs are on the radio, then maybe you wouldn't think it's "pussy rock."

And maybe if you actually listened to Nickelback, you'd notice that its not the same shit over and over agian, and their songs dont sound the same, you should most likely get your ears checked.

Ohhh, and its spelled....NICKELBACK.
STUPID FUCKING PEOPLE.

#182 - On 03/11/2009 at 9:43pm by nickelbacklove

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get a new gf

#183 - On 03/11/2009 at 9:47pm by Superman8

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Whats wrong with that? Why should love revolve around money and material possessions? I shouldn't.

#184 - On 03/11/2009 at 10:22pm by magiclavalamp

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sucks dude...

#185 - On 03/11/2009 at 11:15pm by cback

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#96 rocks. Nobody deserves a Nickelback Cd.

#182, I have. It's pussy rock. And they're not in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame... Stupid fuck. Find 'em on this list and I'll send you a dollar. http://www.rockhall.com/inductees/inductee-list/

#186 - On 03/11/2009 at 11:56pm by Vilageidiot

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Today was my birthday also... I was horrified to tell my boyfriend, who tried so hard to get me good presents, that both needed to be returned.

1. Gift that performed the same task as the one he got my for Valentine's Day.
2. A computer related gift that doesn't work with my Mac.

#187 - On 03/12/2009 at 1:05am by Jame89

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haha best FML ever

#188 - On 03/12/2009 at 2:59am by bloodtalon82

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Haha! Wow. Sounds like someone needs to pay attention to their boyfriend's interests, and what makes music good.

#189 - On 03/12/2009 at 12:54pm by ComradeP

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#186 the rock and roll hall of fame in Canada...since thats where they're from...so good job, you're the stupid fuck..

#190 - On 03/12/2009 at 3:16pm by nickelbacklove

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Rock and Roll Hall of Fame in Canada? Seriously? Does that even exist? And even if it does, that's still the rock and roll equivalent of winning the Special Olympics.

#191 - On 03/12/2009 at 3:37pm by Vilageidiot

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hahaha...you know who else is from canada? celine dion...its not really an honor to be in the rock and roll hall of fame in canada

#192 - On 03/12/2009 at 4:54pm by knuckifyoubuck

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o wow. I don't know how anyone could think that your situation is not FML worthy.

I would either kill myself or kill her.

#193 - On 03/12/2009 at 5:10pm by clearly_kels

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asides from being the best FML to date. Reading the comments from all the nickelback fans is almost better then the actual FML itself.

#194 - On 03/12/2009 at 11:52pm by meadmaker

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OMG LOLOLOL The post had me rollin, then seeing all the nickelovers kept it going, this is so great HAHAHAHAHA


btw you poor b*st*rd, want to buy vowel.

#195 - On 03/13/2009 at 1:47pm by lifepwns

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God they're terrible. I'd just be asking for my "nickle back." Bad pun, I know.

#196 - On 03/13/2009 at 3:10pm by Tsitramyt

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what was her excuse? bad economy?

#197 - On 03/13/2009 at 7:25pm by liowuk

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ahahahahaha

i really hope she gave it to you as a joke.

#198 - On 03/13/2009 at 8:51pm by teamsquirrel

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wow that sucks man, nickelback is terrible.

#199 - On 03/14/2009 at 3:30am by amkoverboard

I'd've gone mental if somebody bought me a Nickelback CD as well ;-)
(But this year I got a Banjo, which was pretty cool!)

#200 - On 03/14/2009 at 4:32am by Alan (FML Staff)

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hey my first boyfriend had his other girlfriend call me to tell me she was pregnant with his baby on my birthday. lol.

#201 - On 03/14/2009 at 9:45pm by pinkducttape

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hey dont complain, i gave my girlfriend a very nice silk kimono all the way from Asia cause she told me she loved those so much, well i got her that after a month of dating her.....we have been dating for about six months and when it was my birthday....she gave me a packet of Astros....which is a cheap form of M&Ms.....oh yea and they were expired....

#202 - On 03/15/2009 at 12:12pm by Dexo3

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Favorited just because that really is reason enough to say FML.

#203 - On 03/15/2009 at 8:36pm by pdoom

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I hope she's amazing in bed.

#204 - On 03/16/2009 at 12:04am by Sassfactory

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LMAO. That's awful, what a burn. I hope you got rid of it. If I knew you, and saw you owned a Nickelback CD, it would significantly lower my opinion of you.

#205 - On 03/16/2009 at 1:14am by wowFML123

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it's the fact that she gave him a CD on his birthday!
and that's just sad my friend... sucks to be you!

#206 - On 03/16/2009 at 6:00am by Fucked_for_life

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this was dumb. she got you a present, remembered your birthday... so maybe she didn't know your music taste very well or didn't know nickelback wasn't your favorite. totally not a fml though. it's the thought that counts right? sheesh.

#207 - On 03/16/2009 at 5:45pm by paige1230

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i don't even remotely understand why this got approved as an fml. nickleback isn't the best, but get over it. she could have forgotten.

#208 - On 03/16/2009 at 6:00pm by ohshitmoment

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what the hell kid nickelback is great

#209 - On 03/16/2009 at 6:43pm by darkstar007

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1. Nickelback is amazing.
2. Atleast you got something.
Kthanks.

#210 - On 03/17/2009 at 1:36am by redheadedbeauty

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the economy is in a bad state and nickelback rocks!

#211 - On 03/17/2009 at 4:31am by chouxpastryheart

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I agree with the previous 3 posters

#212 - On 03/17/2009 at 2:22pm by Ikasu

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ugh Nickelback. this is why music sucks today.

#213 - On 03/17/2009 at 2:23pm by karenbear

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haha Holy crap that sucks ass. nickelback is the worst

#214 - On 03/17/2009 at 9:20pm by devon_huebner

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I really don't understand why that's a bad thing.

#215 - On 03/17/2009 at 9:43pm by Hawthorn

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out of all the FML's, this one is without a doubt, the funniest one
sorry about that man...hey, it could have been a jonas brothers cd! think about it that way

#216 - On 03/17/2009 at 11:03pm by jguarin

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I love this. Fuck Nickelback.

#217 - On 03/17/2009 at 11:39pm by cokewhoreface

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dude. FYL.

#218 - On 03/18/2009 at 6:16am by dumb_phuck

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lmao lolololol

#219 - On 03/19/2009 at 7:17pm by frylock182

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i dnt get how this could be fml?

#220 - On 03/20/2009 at 1:42am by hyebarbie

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WHATS WRONG WITH NICKELBACK??

#221 - On 03/20/2009 at 2:19pm by echigo109

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Awe dude. I'm so sorry! Nickleback is the worst Canadian export ever.

#222 - On 03/21/2009 at 1:55am by Tdotgirl

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Ouch man. Nickelback??? Might as well listen to nails on a chalkboard for an hour. I hope you broke up with her.

#223 - On 03/21/2009 at 5:10am by pwhitlock90

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This is absolutely HILARIOUS!

#224 - On 03/21/2009 at 5:17pm by WDunnNole

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buahaha
at 19, 29, 35 and 39
that's pretty much all I could remember (:
But nickelback?
that's harshh
loll

#225 - On 03/22/2009 at 4:48am by Failtard

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that sucks, man.

im sorry.

#226 - On 03/22/2009 at 10:40am by autophobe

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poor guy! I feel your pain.

#227 - On 03/22/2009 at 10:53am by jcasa123

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For my birthday all I got $200 from my German relatives, my dad "borrowed it"

At least you kept what you got

#228 - On 03/22/2009 at 4:53pm by donfearthereaper

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Enjoy your CD,your too dumb to get a BJ from her.

#229 - On 03/23/2009 at 1:39am by bellyup

I don't like Nickelback at all, and I still think you're an ass. Seriously, at least you got something, it's a wonder how you even have a girlfriend.

#230 - On 03/23/2009 at 2:04pm by Shibbeh

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haha
omg
next year, JoBros!

#231 - On 03/24/2009 at 3:51pm by Ucantescapefate

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wtf

#232 - On 03/25/2009 at 6:40pm by rocket9

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wtf?????

#233 - On 03/25/2009 at 6:41pm by rocket9

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nickelback makes it an fml. if it was remotely good music then i'd just say it was bad luck.

#234 - On 03/25/2009 at 11:01pm by rikkyc

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I feel for you man, that sucks

#235 - On 03/26/2009 at 1:37pm by hotdoggie

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i agree w/ number 18
ur uncle r somthing must approve fml's

#236 - On 03/29/2009 at 1:31pm by janatwin

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Haha. Anyone who is saying that it isn't FML worthy has clearly never heard Nickleback.

#237 - On 03/29/2009 at 11:06pm by adoubleen

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Nickelback's new shit is actually pretty good. For the past couple of years I didnt get jack. And two years ago my boyfriend dumped me on my bday. I think you'll be fine.

#238 - On 03/30/2009 at 12:28am by antoinette_hys23

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put it in her pooper, do a backflip, repeat as necessary

#239 - On 03/30/2009 at 3:18pm by JCGN87

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so????

what's your problem

#240 - On 04/01/2009 at 1:52pm by bassmaster_pat

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I agree with number 4. Did she take it out of the plastic? If not RETURN IT.

#241 - On 04/02/2009 at 4:25pm by starshine3987

So?

#242 - On 04/03/2009 at 12:28am by elavndrc

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So? At least she got you something.

#243 - On 04/03/2009 at 2:04pm by konekohotaru

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UG DISGUSTING!

#244 - On 04/05/2009 at 7:55pm by academicdinosaur

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LMFAO BEST FML EVER

#245 - On 04/07/2009 at 10:18pm by jaenori

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at least she remembered, my own mother forgets my birthday.

#246 - On 04/10/2009 at 12:49am by dcunited09

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Wtf, that isn't even an FML. What's so bad about Nickelback?

#247 - On 04/11/2009 at 8:13am by carmel

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#248 - On 04/13/2009 at 1:11pm by Alucadrian

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#196. omg that was an amazing pun! EPIC WIN

#249 - On 04/17/2009 at 3:03pm by itsame123

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suxx for u

#250 - On 04/17/2009 at 10:56pm by not_ur_mexican

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at least you have a girlfriend...

#251 - On 04/17/2009 at 11:10pm by dan81892

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omg people are so whiny in these comments "why is this fml!?!?!?!"

shhhh. It's FUNNY. This is great

#252 - On 04/19/2009 at 2:42am by mehungie2

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Sweet dude you got a Nickelback cd. Turn that shit up.

#253 - On 04/20/2009 at 11:40am by richardsucks

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How long have you even been dating her? At least you got a present. :P

#254 - On 04/22/2009 at 5:16pm by simplewhimsy

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wow how is this an fkl but if its a joke its not verry funny

#255 - On 04/25/2009 at 7:29pm by kcash09

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I guess FYL for having a girlfriend who not only doesn't know your taste in music, but apparently has really shitty taste herself. If you're a good guy, you'll tell her you like it and listen to it with her, so yeah, FYL, agreed.

#256 - On 05/01/2009 at 3:43am by christopherlove

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#51 WINSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

THIS HAS TO BE the Fuc*ing WORST THING EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#257 - On 05/12/2009 at 10:24pm by game_over

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come on at least it wasnt hannah montana or something

#258 - On 05/17/2009 at 4:21pm by hahaohwell

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Why the heck to whine about that? It's not even worthy of a FML thread, quit being such a asshole, maybe she was trying to be nice!
Nickelback aren't that bad, anyway =/

#259 - On 05/19/2009 at 1:59pm by perukarfa

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i dont see the prob, nickelback rn't that bad, just be hapy it aint like hannah montanah or somethan like that

#260 - On 05/20/2009 at 8:03pm by CHILL222

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lol try and be respectful, I can try....

Ok. When you can play guitar as good as the guitarists in nickelback, when you can sing as good as those vocals, and when you're as good as their drummer, you can complain about getting one of their CDs in a FML-fashion

#261 - On 05/23/2009 at 4:27am by SpazChik

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wow, this isn't an FML at alllllllllllllllllll.
fail.

#262 - On 05/24/2009 at 9:58am by brumfielddd5

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dont listen to all the haters

that shit sucks bro

#263 - On 05/26/2009 at 5:03am by FalconKeeyick

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Wow. Poor you.

#264 - On 05/26/2009 at 9:56pm by Blahp

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#4, tbh, I'd prefer Britney Spears to Nickelback anyday.

#265 - On 05/27/2009 at 2:37pm by LordLayAlot

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Oh my god, I laughed so hard after this #_#

#266 - On 05/27/2009 at 5:53pm by LordSlawter

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Would everyone lighten the fuck up please? It's a comedy website, and you're just nerding around, whining like a loose fanbelt about every little thing. You're ruining it for the people who have lives.

OP: Run.

#267 - On 05/30/2009 at 3:35pm by shmaller

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You think you have it bad? My friend got me the Jonas Brothers AND Miley Cyrus CDs for my birthday. -_-

and I agree with #261

#268 - On 05/31/2009 at 2:55am by DarkMirror

Get a life and get over yourself

#269 - On 06/03/2009 at 12:58pm by hiitsme

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^I'd say the same thing to the above commenter

#270 - On 06/04/2009 at 10:22am by miss_mer

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What?? Nickelback is awesome! Why is this "FML" material?

#271 - On 06/05/2009 at 10:02pm by nambar

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How is that a FML??? well, maybe nickelback os the best band in the world but still, this is NOT a true FML.

#272 - On 06/12/2009 at 4:27pm by Wendelaa

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Ur point?

#273 - On 06/13/2009 at 4:20pm by randomxtremely

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So?

#274 - On 06/13/2009 at 5:25pm by hcolovex0x

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Lol, omg. I'm so, so, sorry... That's so fucked up.

#275 - On 06/18/2009 at 2:07am by ImaBmyLonurTees

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Shit! somebody cares enough about you to get you a present!
HOLY FUCK.












Asshole.

#276 - On 06/19/2009 at 12:15pm by Kirsikka

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...I'm such a n00b, I wasn't aware everyone hated Nickelback.
I mean, I like them...

#277 - On 06/20/2009 at 8:34pm by Sotoro

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i took my 4 month pregnant gf to a Nickelback concert, we sat in the 4th row. The music from these guys gave her an abortion.

Wish I could say I didn't plan that out.

#278 - On 06/22/2009 at 11:21am by jdoolin

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I HATE nickelback too....... so I feel your pain..........

and THIS FML IS on the FML BOOK..

so yea I guess it is a pretty good one huh.

#279 - On 06/22/2009 at 11:36am by chellinha93

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xD

Funniest fml ever. nickelback sucks.

#280 - On 06/23/2009 at 2:59pm by Panicattackx5

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U ppl are so fucking gay, nickelback IS, good music, I'm black & I like them! So get over urself, & this is sooooo not FML worthy, when u get 1 then post it, if not grow some balls

#281 - On 06/28/2009 at 10:34pm by yomomma94

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This isn't FML worthy, Nickelback is actually really good... I mean... unless you're into really girly music or something... or nursery rhyme music or something

#282 - On 07/02/2009 at 6:12pm by avylouve

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I'm just gonna guess that by his username (deez_nuts) that he listens to some variant of hardcore music, as do I. In which case, total FML. Ouch. (N)

#283 - On 07/05/2009 at 4:13am by resistreality

Omg I HATE Nickelback, I fell ur pain x)

#284 - On 07/17/2009 at 2:27am by Tops

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That is horrible. I hope you're not too traumatized. Nickelback is the biggest horse shit that ever existed. For those of you that say nickelback is good, I suggest surgically removing your eardrums. You'd be better off with no hearing at all. If you can even stand listening to two of their songs in a row, you'd notice that they are all the same, just with slightly altered lyrics. Nickelbakc is not metal, no matter how hard they try. I know bands that make nockelback look like three year olds.

P.s.- someone should send the singer a pack of cough drops.

#285 - On 07/19/2009 at 8:39am by mrlucky4444

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I don't even see why people hate Nickelback. :/

I'm sick of everyone complaining about Chads voice. I mean, most of the world (Maybe) just LOVES AC/DC. But what the fuck? The singer...Shit you can't even call him a singer, he sounds like a 15 year old girl got kicked in the cunt. Chad, however, CAN sing. The raspy voice is just something different from other bands. And put the singing aside, the guitar/bass and drums are just awesome! (The ONLY good thing about AC/DC is the friggen guitar) Nickelback has a ton of talent. You're all just too immature to notice that.

#286 - On 07/23/2009 at 10:21am by XxRocker94xX

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YDI is you like metal, rap or power pop

#287 - On 08/03/2009 at 7:42pm by e_rico112

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asshole nickelback is awesome ur a retard atleast she got u something so shut yo mouth

#288 - On 08/04/2009 at 11:30pm by esklstar

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u guys are all losers ever u OP nickelback is awesome u probly lusten.. hickory dickory dock the mouse ran up the clock... twinkle twinkle little star... stop bagging on them

#289 - On 08/04/2009 at 11:32pm by esklstar

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To all of you who like Nickelback, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING THAT FOR? They were good at first, or at least Silver Side Up, but after that they got shittier and shittier, and all their songs sound COMPLETELY THE SAME!
To get a grip and save yourself from the misery of Nickelback, listen to some GOOD OL' ROCK AND ROLL, 80s!
(but for me it'd be alternative and rap, and METAL!!) :P

#290 - On 08/09/2009 at 12:29am by BulletStreet

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80s sucked. 90s fucking GRUNGE and 2000s Post-Grunge/Alt. rock/Diff types of great Metal are the best.

#292 - On 08/14/2009 at 5:19am by XxRocker94xX

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R u that ungrateful? Nickelback rocks! U ungrateful piece of shit

#293 - On 08/16/2009 at 5:15pm by aaron34

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what's so wrong about this present?


unless she gave you their latest album... then ouch. Dark Horse is horrible, i should have known they were heading down the road of SELL-OUT after they put out All the Right Reasons...sad how they've fallen so far.

if i got The State or Silver Side Up or The Long Road...i'd be over the moon!

#294 - On 08/18/2009 at 12:09am by BrEnNo1023

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bad music really does make people violent. for example, nickelback makes me want to kill nickelback.

#295 - On 08/25/2009 at 12:36pm by devildog85

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It's not about it being Nickelback. I see what's wrong with this and I don't mind Nickelback. I think it's more about the $10 gift that could have been downloaded free on the internet.

#296 - On 08/31/2009 at 2:35am by xXMILKYCHUNKSXx

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it's the heart that counts they say.

#297 - On 09/21/2009 at 1:32am by joHnnycsU

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Nickelback is amazing!!

Just putting it out there...

#298 - On 09/30/2009 at 2:36pm by rockbandchick96

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Um Nickelback is a good band. Theres probbably songs by them that you might like. But it sux that she doesnt know you

#301 - On 10/07/2009 at 2:36am by the_riddler

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Hey I like Britney Spears AND Nickelback!
Give that CD to mua lol.

#302 - On 10/25/2009 at 9:40pm by Cristaderzi

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me too

#344 - On 08/20/2010 at 1:07am by Nattybf

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Gods I'm sorry for you mate... *pat* You can always just change it and get a music CD though^^

#303 - On 11/10/2009 at 2:25pm by Serperoth

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confused...is it an fml cause you dislike nickelback or cause you wanted something else for your bday? at least it's the thought that counts

#304 - On 11/12/2009 at 7:57am by thenixter

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nickelback rocks

#306 - On 11/23/2009 at 12:57am by baseballlover777

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Nickelback is TERRIBLE. This could be the worst FML of all time.

#308 - On 12/01/2009 at 3:32pm by Bearish

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ur so ungrateful D:
Nickelback is an awesome band, and if you don't like it you could sell it...

#309 - On 12/02/2009 at 12:30pm by happykiddo20

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your moms dick is bigger than mike tysons

#312 - On 02/17/2010 at 11:50pm by rockerwolf69

aaahaha nickelback sucks balls... please tell me your gf did after that lameass present

#313 - On 03/01/2010 at 1:06am by sexxyshi

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wow, they suck. I hope you don't actually like them!

#314 - On 03/07/2010 at 12:50am by buggybeauty

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wow that sucks

#315 - On 03/12/2010 at 6:47pm by RusselFaraday

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lol!!!

#318 - On 04/18/2010 at 10:32pm by pippymiskers

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today, it was my birthday. my girlfriend got me a coaster.

#319 - On 04/22/2010 at 1:24am by Silentknight

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that's just a kick in teeth man, I'm sorry that happened to ya.

#321 - On 04/25/2010 at 11:16pm by Phillipdeboul

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haha fyl!!!

#322 - On 04/26/2010 at 3:10pm by jrkarikas

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my [ex] boyfriend called me up [already late] telling me either he goes to the nearby walgreens and buys me something or he comes to my birthday party, I choose.

#324 - On 04/30/2010 at 10:02pm by mochalatte

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nickelback is the best wats wrong with getting their cd

#327 - On 05/15/2010 at 9:23am by so_unlucky89765

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What's wrong with that? That CD sounds like a perfectly good present.

#328 - On 05/31/2010 at 11:08pm by skater847

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how is this a fml moment?

#329 - On 06/05/2010 at 11:59am by cas929

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AND? Quit being a little bitch, you're like she bought you anything.

#331 - On 06/12/2010 at 4:37pm by kxdottt

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I like Nickelback, I think they're really good :)

#332 - On 06/14/2010 at 12:16pm by Allielovespanda

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no no no. the real fml is all he got was a cd. no snuggling. no game. just the cd.

#339 - On 08/12/2010 at 2:24am by customparachute

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you poor man

#340 - On 08/15/2010 at 9:53am by Tylers_fml

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too bad it wasn't a metallica cd!

#341 - On 08/15/2010 at 10:28pm by Mpsteve13

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aww u didn't get sex all well u got nickelback :)

#343 - On 08/18/2010 at 7:54pm by campbellshayla73

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hows that a FML!??!?!?

#345 - On 08/21/2010 at 11:42am by gymdiva1

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Nickelback are cool...I mean, if it was Hannah Montana then that would be worthy of an FML.

#346 - On 08/21/2010 at 1:57pm by GreenDayGirl232

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Favorite post ever dude.

#347 - On 09/01/2010 at 12:33am by mmonster

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suck it up at least she got you something u should be thankful she got u something and it's the thought that counts

#348 - On 09/02/2010 at 11:30pm by awesomenessgirl

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