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Today, I was taking a nap. Apparently, my two year old daughter decided to crawl on top of the covers on my bed because she was scared since there was a thunder storm. I thought she was one of our cats so I kicked her off. She hit the wall. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (55726) - you deserved it (135992)

On 06/02/2009 at 2:03pm - animals - by fmlfmlfml (woman) - United States (California)

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