Today, I was taking a nap. Apparently, my two year old daughter decided to crawl on top of the covers on my bed because she was scared since there was a thunder storm. I thought she was one of our cats so I kicked her off. She hit the wall. FML
I agree, your life sucks (23027) - you totally deserved it (58700)
On 06/02/2009 at 2:03pm - misc - by fmlfmlfml (woman) - United States (California)
LMAO
must have been a hard kick to do that and even then, why the hell would you kick a cat that hard?
that's one enormous cat...if anything I'd think you'd mistaken her for uh I dont know...maybe a magically possessed 40 lb dumbell
#972 - On 07/20/2009 at 8:03pm by 2sweet_2sweat
ima just go out on a limb here and say that maybe the OP didnt kick all that hard.... I dont know if im normal or not but my bed is in the corner of the room, against two walls..... so maybe when the OP kicked they actually just raised there leg up and pulled the covers out from under the kid and the kid fell into the wall???
this doesn't sound like it should be your fml, op, sounds like it should be your kid's!
#1018 - On 01/30/2010 at 1:30pm by talonbronson
Darwin's Theory of Evolution/"Survival of the Fittest" at work.
Great job OP, you're helping homo sapiens continue their evolution by killing the offspring of the weak and stupid -- presuming of course you killed your child by kicking her that hard against a wall.
If not,
well you're still a fucking dolt.
ive had 40 lb dumbells crawl on me before, my first reaction was indeed to kick it
#1027 - On 03/02/2010 at 4:49pm by whatchutalkinbou
How heavy are your cats that you could mistake one of them for a 2 year old?
#4 - On 06/02/2009 at 8:03pm by mystomachurts
He was asleep thought, does anything here think straight when awoken unsuspectingly.
#985 - On 09/16/2009 at 5:46pm by FML_Add1cT
It's an animal though, and doesn't deserve to be kicked just for crawling on the bed anyway.
#1017 - On 01/28/2010 at 4:50pm by tdawgheath
That's terrible. I agree with one, why would you kick a cat that hard anyway?
Is your baby ok?
#5 - On 06/02/2009 at 8:03pm by Thespianism
The poor girl.. She'll probably be too scared to go near you when you're sleeping anymore.
Also, you kick your cats that hard??
why the fuck would u kick a cat?!?!?!?!
fucking animal abuserr!!!
#14 - On 06/02/2009 at 8:05pm by Phoenix_GAD
Meh, she's two she won't even remember that it happened after a few weeks.
#15 - On 06/02/2009 at 8:05pm by blueknight1st
how did you manage that. if your 2 year old is heavier than the cat and you manage to throw your child to the wall then what would have happened to the cat. i can't even imagine.
Well, you really shouldn't have cats, if you're so aggressive. I'm sorry for your kid though, I hope she's ok. Fuck you're daughter's life.
A kid shouldn't be afraid of something as natural as thunder unless the lightning is right in front of your house and the thunder shakes the house.
#22 - On 06/02/2009 at 8:07pm by ShenziSixaxis
I'm with #1, why the fuck would you kick that hard, even if it was a cat??! Psycho...
#23 - On 06/02/2009 at 8:07pm by blacklite69
People like you should not be allowed to have pets. And I am not being like #10, way overreacting. I truly think that people like you, who would kick your cat hard enough to hit the wall, are extremely sickening, and I really hope I never meet you.
#31 - On 06/02/2009 at 8:08pm by mr_granger
Wtf. This is wrong is so many ways. What is your problem?!?!
#34 - On 06/02/2009 at 8:08pm by ellieeeee27
LOL... omg... that's funny and sad, all at the same time. I hope she forgives you!
#35 - On 06/02/2009 at 8:08pm by fMYbigfatlife
That must have one righteous kick to be propelled off the bed and against the wall... Ouch
#41 - On 06/02/2009 at 8:10pm by FuBballspieler
Why would you ever kick your cat that hard in the first place?!
#44 - On 06/02/2009 at 8:11pm by pommeblossom
Why would u post that on here if you just kicked your daughter into a wall? Fuching idiot
#45 - On 06/02/2009 at 8:11pm by pantherfan90
You should have been all like, IN YOUR FACE, SUCKA!!! WHOSE YOUR DADDY!!!! WHO??? WHO???
You gotta play it off cool. You wanna be the cool daddy-os right?
#46 - On 06/02/2009 at 8:12pm by NorfolkDude
As a mom AND A HUMAN I think you are horrid for kicking a cat into your wall... where would that cat have flown?? Through the wall probably with such a hard kick! IF this is true - u do not deserve cats or kids.
#48 - On 06/02/2009 at 8:13pm by LadyChristina25
I can understand the mistake, which I won't blame you for.
However, you kicked a 2 year old hard enough to slam her into a wall, that may have killed a cat outright. What the hell is wrong with you? You can push a cat off of you gently, and they will leave. Kicking an animal against a wall is absolutely abusive, and you shouldn't own cats.
Poor kid, and poor cats.
how can u be so aggressive to cats anyway??!! thats not cool for your kid either..FYL
#58 - On 06/02/2009 at 8:15pm by jellyfilled
so if it was a cat you would have been okay with? you're a horrible person.
fuck the kid's and the cats' lives for having to live with such awful people.
#59 - On 06/02/2009 at 8:15pm by suckstobeyou3
Your a dumbass!!!
1. I am pretty sure kicking a cat THAT FUCKING HARD is fucking animal abuse.
2. fat cat much?
3. WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!!!?? At least look what your kicking at and you should be able to tell it was your own fucking daughter.
You Totally Fucking Deserve This!
But your daughter doesn't, I hope she hates you forever and clings to her dad the rest of her life. She'd be better off.
#60 - On 06/02/2009 at 8:16pm by Somebody52
u fucking idiot why would u kick ure cat (or kid) into a wall?
and 22 alot of kids are afraid of thunder
#62 - On 06/02/2009 at 8:16pm by equastriangirl
how could you be so aggressive to your cat?? it sucks for your kid too.. FYL
#63 - On 06/02/2009 at 8:17pm by jellyfilled
Your not supposed to be kicking your cat anyways,you deserved it..
#66 - On 06/02/2009 at 8:17pm by Johnny5898
Lmao! Ouch! Poor kid... FHL not yours (she could forget and forgive)
#71 - On 06/02/2009 at 8:19pm by iowagirl1997
i would hate to be your cat...... or your daugter!!! jerk!!!
#72 - On 06/02/2009 at 8:20pm by jellyfilled
I hope she finds out about this when she is older and wonders why she has difficulty in school, cunt
Don't worry, in my sleep I kick the crap out of my cats too. They keep coming back for more apparently.
If you have a two year old child...why are you taking a nap?
#76 - On 06/02/2009 at 8:21pm by BoomSwaggaBoom
Oh god! I can't stop laughing. That's hilarious! Did she go splat?
#77 - On 06/02/2009 at 8:21pm by Claymason
OMG! Is your daughter alright now? You should be careful from now and never ever try to kick your pet.....
#79 - On 06/02/2009 at 8:22pm by setpratwet
HAHAHAHAH. Come on people, we have no idea how far away the bed was from the wall, where the kid was exactly in relation to the OP, etc. I've kicked my cat out of my bed before, but it wasn't a hard kick its just the only way to describe it. My cat doesn't seem to care. Honest mistake.
why were you taking nap, you should have been supervising her anyway with h being two. And why would you even consider kicking your cat. ydi
why the hell would you be kicking what you thought was your cat, with enough force to throw a child off the bed? YDI for being a cruel person to your pets
#82 - On 06/02/2009 at 8:23pm by modifiedchick
Guys. I honestly doubt in her /sleep/ she was going "HMM. AHH, YES, I KNOW THE PRECISE WEIGHT OF THIS VERSUS A CAT. PERHAPS I SHOULD ANALYZE IT FARTHER BEFORE HAVING A KNEE-JERK REACTION." People do really dumb things in their sleep, because, y'know. The whole being asleep thing.
Also, you never know. Their bed could be really close to the wall - why automatically assume that the wall was feet away? I doubt they powerfully send their cats kicking - seeing as my cats climb on my face at night, I usually nudge them off my bed at night, via my foot.
Yeesh, people assume way too much.
#83 - On 06/02/2009 at 8:23pm by poprockxmassacre
people who post "their" opinions should try not to be so stoopid
#990 - On 10/25/2009 at 10:36am by catwest8686
#10, 14, & 16- just because you kick your cats off the bed doesnt mean your an animal abuser. it means you dont like to be bothered when you sleep. jesus.
Jeez...too bad it wasn't the cat! Sorry to hear that you did that to your kid.
It probably wasn't too hard of a kick; the kid may have been near the edge of the bed, which may be close to the wall like my bed is...and you people are overreacting WAY too much. Cats are very resilient, and you don't even know how hard this person kicked the animal.
i agree w 4. either ur cats must b huge or u have one tiny 2 yr old. plus how did u manage to kick her into a wall? all u have to do to get cats to move is nugde them alittle
#89 - On 06/02/2009 at 8:25pm by candyapple1
Lol that's funny; but why would you even kick your cat that hard?
#90 - On 06/02/2009 at 8:25pm by mcflyy6969
I don't see how you idiots could be so dense. She probably tried to shove it off with her shin as people do all the time, not a full force kick, which wouldn't cause any harm to the cat at all. The difference was it happened to be her toddler, with crappy balance/motor skills and hit the wall, which I imagine is next to the bed. Not to mention she was probably half asleep. Lastly, I'm sure she feels worse about what happened to her kid than about what any of you assholes think.
Wow you are mean! I wouldn't even kick a cat that hard
#93 - On 06/02/2009 at 8:26pm by ibetonthecubs
Even if it was a cat how could u kick it into a wall?! I hate pol that r mean 2 animals!
#99 - On 06/02/2009 at 8:29pm by wierdchick27
Wow that is hillarious and why would u kick your cat thats just mean!!!
#100 - On 06/02/2009 at 8:29pm by omgiluvjelly
xD People take this so seriously. Half of these things are most likely made up anyways, folks, I bet this is a 17 year old wanting to get a rise out of people. There probably is no 2 year old or poor mistreated kitties. Such a shame.
#104 - On 06/02/2009 at 8:29pm by poprockxmassacre
Ok, so I totally sympathize here once when my now 7 year old was 3 I awoke to the sound of my husband screaming NO STOP! What happened was my son had come to our room in the middle of the night and fallen asleep on top of our feet and in my sleep I thought he was our German shepherd and my husband woke up just in time to see me almost kick our son off the bed, luckily he was able to wake me up enough that I only pushed him a little before I realized what was going on but it could have been was worse.
Wait. How is your life fucked?
F your daughter's life for getting kicked across the room and for having a crazy cat kicking parent.
Don't worry you can write a better FML in a couple hours "Today, I took my 2 year old to the emergency room with broken bones and a concussion. Child Protective Services interrogated me for 6 hours"
OMG! child abuse and cat abuse isn't very nice. and you shouldnt be kicking anything as hard as you must have to do that
#109 - On 06/02/2009 at 8:30pm by birdman8687
OMG! child abuse and cat abuse isn't very nice. and you shouldnt be kicking anything as hard as you must have to do that
#110 - On 06/02/2009 at 8:30pm by birdman8687
So it's ok to hit pets but not children? You shouldn't be allowed to have any of them.
#112 - On 06/02/2009 at 8:30pm by mousymousy
That's what you get for yeti g to kick a cat u failure!!! Sorry for ur daughter hitting the wall though...
Oh and for all the posters who assume the OP is the mother/father, way to show your biased attitude. Some of you should stfu.
You are a fucking idiot! how the hell could you do that.
#124 - On 06/02/2009 at 8:32pm by sivardhpets
YDI. Hopefully you learned your lesson and won't kick your animals anymore. They don't deserve to be kicked any more than your daughter does. I hope she's ok.
#125 - On 06/02/2009 at 8:33pm by Jennydew
I really wanna see everyone who has posted a "OMG U KICK CATS?!1" post sleep and not move at ALL in their sleep when an animal jumps on their bed. I highly suspect we're not talking a soccer-star-going-for-the-field-goal kick here, everyone.
#126 - On 06/02/2009 at 8:33pm by poprockxmassacre
Why the fuck would you kick your cat anyways? Animal abuser!
#127 - On 06/02/2009 at 8:34pm by Goomba5000
Wow, poor kid.
And POOR CAT if you want to kick it that hard.
I Mean, if your kid hit the wall, the cat would have been splattered on it.
YDI
lol
Why on earth would you KICK a poor cat, that doesn't know any better, just for wanting to cuddle with you? Fucking scum.
YDI
1. why would you kick your cat off the bed?
2. im assuming you 2 yr old is tremendously bigger than your cat. if it would have been your cat, you probly would have killed it.
you're an ass.
#138 - On 06/02/2009 at 8:37pm by BethanyKimberly
you shouldn't have been kicking that hard anyway.
i actually think it was LUCKY that it was your kid; kids are stronger than cats. while your kid's probably just a little banged up, you could have seriously hurt your cat, or even killed it.
#139 - On 06/02/2009 at 8:38pm by organismal
If you kick a two year old hard enough to hit the wall, I can only imagine what that would have done to a cat. YDI.
#140 - On 06/02/2009 at 8:39pm by ohemgeeyall
Lmao how mean! I mean, even if you thought it was your cat that was still a bit harsh don'tcha think? Either way I hope your daughter is fine.
#143 - On 06/02/2009 at 8:40pm by LoveLessBeauty13
ok guys listen up.... you have no idea how far the wall is from the bed..... if they are touching that would be like half a foot to kick which wouldn't hurt a cat... and its natural reflex when your startled from your sleep.
#144 - On 06/02/2009 at 8:41pm by musicfanboy33
Why the heck would you kick a cat off anyway?? You are a horrible person.
#148 - On 06/02/2009 at 8:42pm by spirited_away33
you SUCK. why the fuck would you kick your cat THAT hard that your two-year-old would be thrown against the wall??? i hope your kid grows up to hate you.
#151 - On 06/02/2009 at 8:43pm by breedizzles
hhaahaaha LOL yoou deservvee it duumbb ass LOL buut awwhh iss shhe okk? LOL
#154 - On 06/02/2009 at 8:45pm by peeeacceandlovve
To all of you saying "You don't kick cats that hard, blah blah blah"
When something crawls on me while I'm asleep, and I wake up, I'm half asleep so i have NO idea what it is. My first instinct is to kick it or smack it.
Then again, it might be just me. But seriously, you all act like you're angels or something..
&146; she wasn't napping, she was sleeping. at night. The thunderstorm woke up her daughter.
#155 - On 06/02/2009 at 8:45pm by inerdablanket
A cat would've deserved it. Dumb cats.
F your daughter's life.
lol.
If the kid isn't really hurt, this is pretty funny.
Kicking a cat off your bed in your sleep...not really an abusive move. A cat would have had the balance and agility not to hit the wall or be hurt at all by even a really sudden movement. A two year old human, however, not so much.
#157 - On 06/02/2009 at 8:46pm by sweaterlady
If you have a kid... You need to be aware of what's around you! Whether or not ur waking up etc.
#159 - On 06/02/2009 at 8:46pm by kristina3514
"today, I went to get in bed with mommy because I got scared of the thunderstorm. She kicked me off and I hit the wall. FML."
I hope your daughter is ok. And next time be less violent! Just because it's a cat doesn't mean you should kick it...cats are living things too and feel just as much pain by getting kicked off a bed
everyone saying omg animal abuser, stfu. humans are above animals and if animals piss us off we hit them. the cat wouldn't have gotten anything other then a bruise, and would've learned not to go on the persons bed when they're sleeping. and besides, theres so many cats in the world, we could do with a couple 100 million less of these stupid ass waste of nutrients known as the common house cat.
o and i laughed so hard when i first read this haha.
#164 - On 06/02/2009 at 8:48pm by sonatafan888
wow dude that sucks. I say FYL because you were probably a little cranky after being woken up in the middle of the night. but you shouldn't have tried to kick a cat that hard, if it were your cat he/she would probably be dead, babies are way heavier than cats
Okay people... notice that the 2 year old was ON TOP of the covers... Her foot most likely was under the covers... I doubt she literally KICKED her cat, she was using the word kick as in push with her feet as opposed to her hands...
Her bed is probably close to the wall…
A cat would have got up and moved, her two year old less agile than a cat fell into the wall…
Not that big of a deal… hopefully no injuries (kids are resilient).
Sorry OP that sucks
#167 - On 06/02/2009 at 8:49pm by sparda4355
Why is every one whining about a cat? Cats are ass holes. Maybe he doesn't want cats on his bed. poor kid though.
ROTFLMFAO!! Guess she learned her lesson! Now whenever there's a thunderstorm she'll run far away from mommy! She'll be in therapy someday and say "Doc, I can't explain it but whenever there is thunder outside, I get really afraid of my mother. What does it mean?"
Oh, and I used to "kick" my cat off the bed all the time. Except that in my half awake state, I thought she was blankets bunched up at the bottom of my bed. Eventually she stopped sleeping there, I felt bad.
#169 - On 06/02/2009 at 8:50pm by _insertnamehere_
Doesn't matter if it's a young child or a pet cat, why the hell would you kick them like that?
#155: It says she was napping. And all honestly, I just look to see what it is and notice it's one of my cats and just roll back over to fall asleep again.
HORRIBLE PERSON! This is instant Karma for being an animal abuser. Now PETA AND Social Services will be looking into you...
#172 - On 06/02/2009 at 8:50pm by BeanieBaby
Ok for one I am sure the little girl is fine or the parent wouldnt be sitting at a computer putting it on the internet. And also this sounds like a honest mistake you do kinda have to push some cats or dogs kind of hard to get them to move and most people dont want to have a cat sleep on their feet. and most girl 2 year olds are kind of lightweights so it might not be a huge difference between hers and a large house cats weight. And last 2 year olds seem to get knocked off balance easy , and they didnt say she hit the wall hard just that she hit it my 2 year old nephew has done worse to himself.
#174 - On 06/02/2009 at 8:53pm by Random_Chick
why do u do that to your cat anyways
but thats fkkin HILARIOUS
#180 - On 06/02/2009 at 8:56pm by liloneoflaughter
why do u do that to your cat anyways
but thats fkkin HILARIOUS
#181 - On 06/02/2009 at 8:56pm by liloneoflaughter
You deserve that!!! Why would you even kick a cat in the first place? Especially that hard? Stupid cunt!
#182 - On 06/02/2009 at 8:56pm by miss_paparazzi
AWWW your poor daughter is probably traumatized!! I agree with #s 1,2,&3...Why would you kick a cat that hard, your daughter hates you now, and that's terrible...
FYDAUHTER'SL
#183 - On 06/02/2009 at 8:56pm by hawt_leah_foshiz
Whether this is even true or not, you're a disgraceful animal & child abuser. I absolutely hate people like you, and reading this just makes me want to punch you right in the face.
How DARE you even kick a cat, let alone a child. For laying on your BED? It's not like it was on top of the counter or something. I hope somebody kicks you in front of a train. Go to hell.
#185 - On 06/02/2009 at 8:58pm by discountbacon
so you consider this an FML because you kicked your child across the room, but its okay if you kicked the cat across the room? your a mean person.
#186 - On 06/02/2009 at 8:58pm by justxdream
If you'd kick your daughter hard enough for her to hit the wall, I'd hate to know how hard you kick a cat... especially since cats weigh a ton less than a 2-year-old kid. That cat - and the girl - must be traumatized. Counseling. Now.
Why the hell would you kick your cat? That's pretty fucked up in and of itself, but for you to respond so automatically like that and wind up kicking your daughter, let alone hard enough to launch her into the wall. I hope she's okay, and I hope you learned your lesson.
#188 - On 06/02/2009 at 8:59pm by Soitgoes74
My dad did the same thing to me when I was a toddler. No long term damage done, lol.
#190 - On 06/02/2009 at 8:59pm by SOMsLadyLove
all you people calling her an animal abuser, open your eyes. This is the real world. You're not an animal abuser just because you use your foot to push a cat off of your bed. Most of you probably don't even have cats. I have four and honestly they do get annoying especially when I'm sleeping. I'm not afraid to push one off the bed. Real animal abusers do MUCH worse things than that and I'm sorry you're all too naive and sheltered to know what's really out there. So STFU with this animal abuse crap.
Second, Whose say she kicked that hard? Maybe the foot of her bed is against a wall so she only had to kick lightly for her child to loose his/her balance and hit the wall. Also if she's napping she's most likely a little confused, therefore no totally aware of her surrounding i.e. whether the weight on the end of her bed is a small child or a cat.
STOP CALLING THE OP A HORRIBLE PERSON.
#195 - On 06/02/2009 at 9:01pm by Claire_bear
I know what she means, as in you can shake your cat off the bed and it can sometimes take some pretty hard shoving before the lazy thing will finally get up and jump off. It all depends on how hard she actually shoved her daughter, and how hard she typically shoves her cats.....
How can you kick a 2 year off and hit the wall it must b 20 ponds and u would b half asleep. Sounds fake
Why in the world would you kick your cats off?! And your daughter must be very light or your cats very fat!!
#200 - On 06/02/2009 at 9:02pm by HeyThereGorgeous
I didn't find this post funny kicking a cat or your baby (even if it was light) is still terrible. By the sounds of things no one was watching your child while you were napping, next time put her ina play pen.
LMAO Im still laughing at this after 5mins. I can just picture this in my head. LOL
#202 - On 06/02/2009 at 9:03pm by Jakil_Spectre
THAT"S TERRIBLE, HOW CAN YOU EVEN LAUGH AT THIS....I HOPE THE BABY IS OKAY PHYSICALLY AND MENTALLY!! :( :( :(
#204 - On 06/02/2009 at 9:05pm by Mr_Positive
YDI! why would u kick ur cat that hard??
Child and animal abuse!!!
#207 - On 06/02/2009 at 9:06pm by kaykay10xo
All of you are being ridiculous shes not a bad mother she just got spooked like we all do from time to time, and none of us no where her bed is placed it could be right against the wall so stop spazing i think its funny personally but sad, shes not an animal abuser either so stop bitching at her
#208 - On 06/02/2009 at 9:06pm by goldfish15
#195 - even if there are worse things that can be done, which there certainly are - this doesn't justify kicking a living animal. yes, I do have a cat, but I could never do that to him. =/
OP, I hope your daughter's okay.
#209 - On 06/02/2009 at 9:06pm by supernovaa
#195 i agree.
o and the person about karma and PETA will get u...
PETA can suck ma fat hairy dick. there are people out there dieing and they care about animals that live for 18 years tops. fuck that. people need more help then animals, as long as we want to stay on top. otherwise who will kill sharks who evolve to have lasers on their heads.
#210 - On 06/02/2009 at 9:07pm by sonatafan888
Why would even kick a cat that hard??
I don't think ur daughter will be in ur bed anymore...
#211 - On 06/02/2009 at 9:07pm by izzy66666784
Something I only saw one person mention..
Why the fuck were you taking a nap when you should be watching your 2 year old? I am REALLY hoping someone else was home to watch the child- a 2 yr. old shouldn't be left unsupervised.
And FYL for not being more aware of your children. Mostly FHL for having you for a parent.
why in the world would you be kicking that hard whether it was a cat or not? if you were kicking hard enough for you daughter to hit the wall, then that kick could have seriously hurt a cat. you're a dumbass. ydi.
#214 - On 06/02/2009 at 9:08pm by lovexoxstoned
Poor kid. Is she afraid of you now? If she is YDI. How can you think it's okay to throw your cat!!!! YDI for hurting innocent cats. Let's say it was your cat. You should pick it up gently an put it somewhere else rather than flinging your cat. You are stupid. I hope you learned your lesson. Who cares if it wasn't your cat still it could have been. Meanie.
OMG! How hard did you kick her to slam into the wall!?! I guess if it was the cat we should call the ASPCA
...soooo...you'd kick your cat THAT HARD? And HONESTLY....this should be a FML for your daughter! SHE'S the one that got mistaken for the DAMN cat!
#216 - On 06/02/2009 at 9:09pm by jenvious513
why is it fuck YOUR life?
It should be fuck your babies life.
#217 - On 06/02/2009 at 9:10pm by HabboBoredom
lol, im sure if your cats feel safe on your bed you must not kick them too hard. it was an accident, albeight a friggin hillarious one! poor kid, hope she wasnt hurt. Dont feel bad about the other comment saying you abuse you pets and kids, they fail for being so judgemental
Everybody's saying that you shouldn't kick your cat that hard. YOU SHOULDN'T KICK A CAT AT ALL!!
#220 - On 06/02/2009 at 9:11pm by aikidogirl96
Wow, you people need to chill the fuck out. Did anyone ever think that the bed might be near the wall? Or maybe she even did the unheard of and put the bed against the wall. Or that instead of punting the kid like a football she might have just slid her foot to shoo the "cat" off? By the way its written its obvious that the cat does that a lot. Its people like you that are the reason kids are so messed up, nowadays, chewing the heads off of parents every time an accident happens or anytime the kid is possibly injured in any way.
#221 - On 06/02/2009 at 9:11pm by RuralNinja
wow, and it would have been okay if it HAD been your cat? i'll bet the little guy hides in the corner whenever you come home.
YDI for being an abusive psychopath :)
Why would you kick a cat that hard anyway? A two year old weighs a LOT more than a cat. I shudder to think about how hard you were kicking those cats against that wall. You should have your children and your pets taken away from you!
#224 - On 06/02/2009 at 9:13pm by InspiredByGaGa
YOUCH!!! That is horrible! I am a person who loves cats AND children. I can relate to the fact that people's brains don't really work well when they are half asleep, but you must have been more than half asleep if you had enough energy to send your child flying against the wall. And I agree with those above that asked why on earth you would even think to kicking a cat that hard? How can you even live with yourself?
#226 - On 06/02/2009 at 9:13pm by purplesucker
I'm laughing at everone who's saying "animal abuse". I kick my dog off the bed all the time. You guys are taking the word 'kick' to seriously. With my dog I simply nudge her to the edge of the bed so she jumps off and this person probably did, too, though maybe a but rusher, since they were half asleep. Two year olds have no balance, and the wall might've been next to the bed. So calm the fuck down. This could also be fake. Loosen up. Laugh a little. It's good for you.
#227 - On 06/02/2009 at 9:15pm by chrispy0111
why do some people worry more about the cat??!!
Gosh, the kid could've gotten a trauma or something!
You bastard! no matter if it's a cat or not you don't kick it!!!!! F the babys life
#230 - On 06/02/2009 at 9:16pm by whitefox123
You better make sure she is not terrerized by you, this could cause a serious problem
#231 - On 06/02/2009 at 9:16pm by Toxicinator
All of these stupid people talking about the cat, he kicked his daughter idiots...
#232 - On 06/02/2009 at 9:17pm by jbgrace505
fakeeeee. or you're an immense moron, and your baby's life is fucked.
#235 - On 06/02/2009 at 9:20pm by danielleFML
All you of people calm down.
First of all, he said he kicked his daughter not his cat.
Secondly, he said she hit the wall which means he kicked her hard enough to send her flying.
If a person flies and hits the wall, I don't call that a nudge.
Of course this is a lie, you people try kicking a 30 pound bag across the room laying down.
And if it's not, shouldn't to check to make sure it wasn't anything else?
Honestly, who in the world kicks something out of bed thinking it's a cat.
The mere thought that you kicked thinking it was your cat pretty much falls under animal abuse.
But since you kicked a child, I think consequences would be a lot worse.
I sincerely hope your bed is at least right next to the wall... Cuz I have this disturbing image of a small child flying at least five feet through the air and hitting a wall, then sliding down unconscious...
#241 - On 06/02/2009 at 9:23pm by shananigans
Yo thts not even funny, she might have broken her neck or sumthin, its a frekn two year old, its not invincible...
#242 - On 06/02/2009 at 9:23pm by koala_king
FHL. Go take a parenting course. Or maybe get a babysitter so you have your precious nap time without your daughter interrupting. &Please, Don't have anymore kids. Or cats. Not even a pet rock...
How old are you anyway?
WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU KICK YOUR CAT IN THE 1ST PLACE??????
#244 - On 06/02/2009 at 9:24pm by Matzaball300
a: your life is fucked because no one is gonna let you forget that you kicked your baby across the room
b: you deserve it because you shouldn't be kicking your 2-year-old-daughter-size cat anyway (at least not with force plenty enough to kick it across the room)
c: what automatically makes this fake, 236??? did i just completely miss something???? people who call everything fake on this site are complete idiotic assholes who rarely know what they're talking about, and besides, who even cares if it's funny? THAT'S THE ENTIRE POINT OF THIS FUCKING SITE YOU ASSHAT!!!!!!
#247 - On 06/02/2009 at 9:26pm by newbieattech
Wow, you're willing to commit animal abuse and instead commit child abuse. Great job, Mom.
#248 - On 06/02/2009 at 9:26pm by irishlassie731
agreeing with #195. And people calling animal abuse obviously don't own any animals. If you're trying to sleep and an animal is walking all over you, you're not going to just let the cat crawl all over you. You're probably going to kick/push it off too. And even then, when OP says kick, they probably didn't mean the haul off and give it a good whack type of kick. Think for a moment people. Also, ever think that the bed is close to the wall? Not everyone can afford houses with big bedrooms, you know. You're all the stupid ones here for automatically assuming that the OP is a terrible person for doing something everyone does. There's a line between animal abuse and kicking (a soft kick, not a soccer kick) an annoying animal off your bed.
But, fyl. I hope this doesn't cause your daughter to fear you or anything of the sort.
Jackass, who the f*** kicks their cat that hard?
Next time you sit down how about I come and kick you in the face?
#252 - On 06/02/2009 at 9:28pm by FlyMeToTheMoon
Give her an ice pack, she'll be fine. You on the other hand need to stop kicking things.
#255 - On 06/02/2009 at 9:29pm by spillproof
never kick a cat, cruel and unusual punishment. YDI for freaking out about your own fault
#257 - On 06/02/2009 at 9:29pm by shadow_duv
The only reason I gave you a FYL is because you have to deal with the fact that you kicked your own child and made her hit the wall. I hope that she remembers this forever and uses it to guilt you into anything and everything she could ever possibally want.
225 posts and still everyone assumes it's the mother. Why couldn't it have been the father?
In any case, even if there is any truth in this I'm sure it's been exagerated somewhat.
#265 - On 06/02/2009 at 9:33pm by buckfasthero
why in the freaking world would you kick a cat that hard? YDI for kicking that hard anyways.
#266 - On 06/02/2009 at 9:33pm by kevmonster
#10... did you forget to take your freaky phsyco meds or what? chill man
OP: poor kid but she'll probably forget by next week... especially if you gave her a concussion ;)
#269 - On 06/02/2009 at 9:35pm by fedora_fan13
#10... did you forget to take your freaky phsyco meds or what? chill man
OP: poor kid but she'll probably forget by next week... especially if you gave her a concussion ;)
#270 - On 06/02/2009 at 9:35pm by fedora_fan13
#10... did you forget to take your freaky phsyco meds or what? chill man
OP: poor kid but she'll probably forget by next week... especially if you gave her a concussion ;)
#271 - On 06/02/2009 at 9:35pm by fedora_fan13
HAHAHAHA i congratulate you on having that instinct to kick as soon as you thought it was your cat. Fuck off all the animal lovers "why would you kick a cat???!?!?!!!!!!!?!" Obviously because they never shut the fuck up....
YDI for 1) not watching ur 2 year old kid. And 2) for thinking u were 'just kicking ur cat into a wall'
Ur an idiot.
#273 - On 06/02/2009 at 9:36pm by sexybunny33
lol i hope shes okay by the way. and get a grip people. you've never shoved your pet off the bed before when you were half-asleep? for you people that are more worried about a cat than a two-year-old, i think you need to get your priorities straight. and #261, i was thinking exactly the same thing.
and for those that need to rag on this person because of an accident; you need to find something better to do with your life. no offense to anyone personally, but that's really sad.
Um, what the fuck? As others have said, how the hell do you mistake your kid for your cat and vice versa? Fuck your daughter's life.
Also, your cats deserve better if you just kick them when they try to sleep next to you, as your post implies.
@85 Um, if you don't want to be bothered by your pets when you sleep, then close the fucking door. Not wanting to be bothered is not to an excuse to go swinging your leg into a poor defenseless animal who just wants to cuddle. Christ.
Even If it WAS ur cat, u kicked it hard enough to go flying against the wall? What are you a animal abuser? Gotta go with YDI.
#287 - On 06/02/2009 at 9:45pm by thatswasup
You guys are too harsh. They were sleeping... Idk about you but when someones sleepy and groggy they don't think straight.
@ #10,
You're retarded,
most of you are being complete idiots, she was just fucking falling asleep, maybe had a bad day, how do you know her bed wasn't RIGHT BESIDE THE FUCKING WALL, you assume if was like half way across the room off the top of the bunk bed or something, animal abuse my ass, it's not like the kid is dead now, idiots.
Yeah, tell the police that, I'm sure they'll understand...
(and why does everyone think (s)he kicked so hard. The bed could've been right next to the wall...)
#117 that's a terrible thing to say how could a 5 year old be a bitch or deserve that
#294 - On 06/02/2009 at 9:48pm by kitty_go_vroom
ya im sure if they were sleepy and groggy they would have enough energy to kick a 2 year old into a wall wtf
maybe next time you should check BEFORE kicking, and even if you don't, you shouldn't kick so hard.
#301 - On 06/02/2009 at 9:53pm by miles2190
This is not FML your a fucking animal abuser. So you put it up here you kicked your daughter so your a shit pet owner and a parent. Learn to be responsible before having kids or getting pets. Idiot.
#302 - On 06/02/2009 at 9:53pm by Pittfan557
Wow, I'm sorry to hear that. I know there was a time when I was so sleep-deprived I might have done something like that, if my son was old enough to get in the bed. Fortunately I had recovered by that time. I must say, though, that if you've gotten to the point your reactions are that bad, you should seek help. Sleep deprivation is one of those things people can never even begin to comprehend until they've experienced it. It will screw up your mind worse than drugs.
#303 - On 06/02/2009 at 9:54pm by FreedomFirst
You are truely an idiot You have no right to own pets or be a parent. I feel sorry for your daughter and pets you are scum of the earth.
#307 - On 06/02/2009 at 9:56pm by Pittfan557
How could you even kick your cat off the bed? That's abuse! Let alone kicking a two year old off the bed.
why the fuck were you taking a nap and allowing your kid to run around by herself anyway? She could have gotten into stuff and hurt herself!
#310 - On 06/02/2009 at 9:58pm by shiikitty
Oh my god... Is your baby ok? Anyways, why would you kick your cats? I got to feel sorry for you, though. And the poor child...
#311 - On 06/02/2009 at 9:58pm by mimosazhao
You probably shouldn't be napping when you have a 2 year old running around. That's why they have parenting classes. No matter how hard she kicked her daughter, it's ridiculous. First, she shouldn't be kicking anything off of her bed, whether it's a cat or a child. If it bothers her that her cats come in her room while she's sleeping, all she has to do is shut the door. We're assuming she kicked rather hard because she said "...I kicked her off. She hit the wall." We're assuming the child went a few feet before hitting the wall [lol mental picture] because she wrote "she hit the wall". If she simply nudged her daughter and her daughter simply fell against/into the wall, she definitely needs to phrase this better.
#312 - On 06/02/2009 at 9:59pm by sickinlove13
why the heck would you toss your cat off the bed anyway?
#321 - On 06/02/2009 at 10:08pm by BaNaNeR987
Why did you leave your child unsupervised? Way to be a parent.
#324 - On 06/02/2009 at 10:09pm by smalltowngirl88
Ummmmmmmm... just to play devils advocate, as it were, for a second... Nobody said the child FLEW in to the wall... How is it that so many people jump to the conclusion of a terrorizing behemoth who flings cats against walls with bone crushing force and (I can only imagine based on the comments) drinks the blood of virgins at the full moon? Here's a thought, maybe consider that the bed is RIGHT next to the wall, and the OP just pushed the kid/cat a bit, and she FELL off the bed, and hit the wall on the way down on account of the bed being RIGHT next to the wall? Seriously... witch hunt much? In most parent's bedrooms I've been in, a kid would hit the wall no matter HOW softly they feel off the bed, while a cat would just jump gingerly to the ground somewhere after being "kicked" (i.e. prodded with a foot) off...
This sounds exactly like the FML where the dude kicked his hamster off. Ehh, fake. Maybe.
And it sucks for you, if it did happen.
oh my GOD!! wtF?! first of all, why the hell would u kick one of ur cats off the bed that hard?? ANIMAL HATER! and second, I HOPE UR CHILD HATES U FOREVER. YtotallyDI.
#327 - On 06/02/2009 at 10:11pm by funkymonkey90914
CHILD ABUSE!!!!!!!
But really u should always check before you do something like that and y do u kick your cats off?
Wow... there is a difference between gently pushing your cat away and kicking it off... that's mean. I'm not sure how close your bed is to your wall, but you shouldn't kick your cat at all.
#329 - On 06/02/2009 at 10:11pm by CherishFlowers
do any of you asking why she wasnt supervising her kid, have any kids? i have a 2 year old and when i want a nap my husband watches him...sometimes moms need naps too... that doesnt necessarily make her a bad mom.
i cant say as tho i've kicked my kid tho.... if he crawls into my bed i do know the difference between his weight and the cats weight....
what the hell is wrong with you!! first of all why would you kick a cat? and especially your cat
and YDI for actually kicking your baby
#329, as I mentioned, pretty much no there isn't. Its a wording thing. YOU, and everyone here, take the meaning to be similar to kicking a soccer ball, while anyone I can think of would call pushing the cat off the bed with their foot "Kicking the cat off the bed", and nobody I can think of would be upset by calling it that either.
okay, i can understand being startled from your sleep so you move abruptly. i have done that many times and startled whom or whatever woke me. but i've never heard of reacting violently enough to send a toddler flying into a wall, even if it is very close to the bed. seriously, be more careful, especially considering the fact that this is routine for you and that it routinely involves living creatures in your home.
you might want to get your kid checked out, too. they say that kids have hard heads, but they don't mean it literally!
#335 - On 06/02/2009 at 10:18pm by RealMenD8Dancers
people kick their cats off their beds all the time if they get annoying. she probably didnt mean to hit that hard and also im sure you can mistaken a 2 year old for cat.... its easy
#337 - On 06/02/2009 at 10:19pm by Figureskater_15
But if you're kicking cats that's totally cool. Yeah, kick them hard, into the wall.
#340 - On 06/02/2009 at 10:22pm by Some___Guy
You are terrible I hate cats and I wouldn't even kick one that hard if at all
#343 - On 06/02/2009 at 10:23pm by hairyxnelson
#335 (no offense to you and it keeps changing for some reason..) brings up an interesting point which is "Dammit... nobody is going to read comment 326 and they can't figure it out on their own"... so I'll say it one more time... the kid did NOT FLY INTO THE WALL!!! Or at least there's absolutely, 100% no reason whatsoever to think it did, it makes a WHOLE LOT more sense that the kid fell into the wall off a bed as kids almost always do when they fall off beds.
I'll also add this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlXVQXiu3tk (if it works on here)
#10 is being alittle overdramatic. Actually, they are being very overdramatic... but dude... seriously? Don't kick your cats, you might end up kicking your daughter again.
P.S:I love how everyone is mainly freaking out about the cats.
What a fail for kicking your cat in the first place don't get a cat if all you do is abuse it
#346 - On 06/02/2009 at 10:25pm by bored2deatha
YDI it because you shouldn't have been kicking ur cats either!!! Poor cats :( YDi deff, ur kid will hold this against u for sure
#349 - On 06/02/2009 at 10:25pm by citruschick
Why do you kick your cats that hard? Seriously cause a 2 year old weighs more than a cat and if you kick her hard enough to hit the wall... Your cats must hate you
DO NOT READ THIS
Now that I have your attention, consider that the child did NOT fly into the wall as your angry imaginations seem to enjoy visualizing, but in fact simply fell gently off the bed after being prodded with a foot, and hit the wall on the way down... Probably EVERY kid does that at some point...
That's a Niice way to treat ur cats
But awww for the kid
#356 - On 06/02/2009 at 10:29pm by ineedusername
I'm sorry, but I laughed HARD at this when I first read it. And I can kinda understand why you would kick your cat off...they scratch! And you're tryna get a good nap. But DAMN if that really was a cat you wouldve killed it. A little nudge wouldve sufficed!
why the hell would you kick a cat?!
Animal Abuser&now Child Abuser!
#358 - On 06/02/2009 at 10:30pm by
So you're implying that it wouldn't be a big deal if it were a cat? That's wrong and it seems like you've kick plenty of cats/pets off ur bed b4 YDi... Hope the baby's ok...
This is a bloody fantastic example of how one idiot can set all the other idiots off blazing. HOW can over 11000 of you not see the obvious scenario of pushing the "kid" gently with a foot and it falling off the bed?
Hahaha this one really made me laugh....on another note I hope she's fine
#362 - On 06/02/2009 at 10:32pm by jewelz1188
YDI
You should never kick your cat like that, either. That's what you get.
#363 - On 06/02/2009 at 10:32pm by nonnymouse
YDI for being a bad pet owner and a bad parent.
Are you stupid enough to let your cat enough to be of a similar weight to a two year old, or underfeeding your daughter, enough to let her be the same weight as a fat cat? FYD&CL
#364 - On 06/02/2009 at 10:34pm by zizziebeth
That's terrible u deserved it 4 even kicking ur cats! Ur poor daughter... Jerk
#368 - On 06/02/2009 at 10:36pm by randomchik1995
#363 is right.
god.
CPS is being called by moi.
they can track your IP address and get you.
but legit why is everyone freaking out? haha this is funny.
Try not to be so quick to jump to conclusions. I woke from a nightmare a few days ago and was so startled I bolted up, and my kitty fell off my bed.
Also, my bed is up against a wall. The child wasn't necessarily kicked against a wall 10 feet away. I'm sure she feels bad enough. Now lets think before we speak, yes?
Haha that's classic. You should check if it's your kid next time.
#381 - On 06/02/2009 at 10:42pm by intensitykills
Thats fuckin Horrible. On so many leveles.
1. Its kinda funny.
2. im assuming you abuse you pets.
3. Your daughter is tramatized.
So FYL and a feel bad for your daughter.
#386 - On 06/02/2009 at 10:44pm by trapiadora
WHY WOULD U KICK A CAT THAT HARD??? poor kid. U must be strong.
I think this might be fake...?
#389 - On 06/02/2009 at 10:47pm by
Okay, so just because you thought it was a cat you KICKED her off? Ydi and everyone that thinks otherwise can go to hell.
#393 - On 06/02/2009 at 10:50pm by sublimedude777
You people are incredibly stupid. Why is everyone more concerned about the cat than the child. Its not like she tried to kick a field goal with her cat or child. She more than likely nudged the child who fell into the wall. Besides, if you had a cat and it was on your bed and you didnt want it there wouldn't you just simply "kick" it off too. Self righteous assholes.
#395 - On 06/02/2009 at 10:51pm by bibbidibobity
Are you such an inane idiot that you can't even tell the difference in body structure between a cat and a human. Just look at the shape of the head. Even a two year old's head is much larger than the head of an average cat. You deserve it for (1)being an idiot and (2) kicking any animal/human that hard.
#396 - On 06/02/2009 at 10:52pm by KyleOkposofan
Oh yes #390, a simple nudge creates such a large force that it results in having a two year old flung across into the wall.
And you are telling us to think before we post?
#401 - On 06/02/2009 at 10:54pm by KyleOkposofan
Even if it was your cat, that is still harsh.
Now that I think about it I come to see that it was probably something out of instict when you were groggy and sleepy....but you...I don't know how to explain it I guess.
I hope she's ok! Awww! I forgot about her and now I am practically crying. (Not really...it's just the thought
FYL...but kind-of a YDI.
#403 - On 06/02/2009 at 10:57pm by happygoluckyhh
This place is one of the biggest haven of sheltered, narrow-minded animal lovers around. Cats get hurt worse fighting amongst themselves.
By the way, you "all life is precious and you should never harm it" people: killed a squirrel and ate it when I was 8, eaten plenty of deer meat from deer killed by my father, and yes, I have kicked a kitten.
Suck it. Everyone decrying the OP as an abuser: grow some balls and stop crying.
I agree with number one. Really if not child abuse then for sure ANIMAL abuse. God must hate you. FYL and your families for having to live with you.
#407 - On 06/02/2009 at 11:00pm by gymnasty2233
huahaha, I used to kick my gf's cat off the bed in a similar fashion. But u know what, if it takes a couple of injured babies to get the cat off the bed, then it was worth it!
#409 - On 06/02/2009 at 11:01pm by THE_TRUTH_HURTS
it was never mentioned how HARD the kid hit the wall.. could have been a nudge and the kid fell backwards into the wall. and as others have said, the wall could be inches from the bed.
i still think it was dumb to post this here
#410 - On 06/02/2009 at 11:01pm by dreamsmean
That's what you get for kicking a cat. My did kicked my cat and my cat bit the bottom of the foot so hard it bleed a lot. Your poor daughter. She should bite your foot!
#411 - On 06/02/2009 at 11:02pm by emmalspeace
Really 397 all cats don't land on their get and why kick them you just have to pick them up not kick them so hard they hit the wall. And why can't the cats be on the bed. Thy just want to cuddle.
#414 - On 06/02/2009 at 11:04pm by gymnasty2233
#404. That's nasty animal killer. I would like to kick you. Dumb~ass.
#417 - On 06/02/2009 at 11:06pm by gymnasty2233
Eh, this happened to me when I was 6 and we don't have pets. My mom thought I was my dad being an asshole. Not long term damage, and it makes a funny story. Kid's probably got a few bruises, boo-fucking-hoo. I'm sure she will live.
BTW, FYL and LOL!
#418 - On 06/02/2009 at 11:06pm by blowup_dollie
EVERYONE NEEDS TO CHILL!!!
A baby got kicked off the bed... so what? innocent mistake. huahahaha funny as hell, plus, im sure most the people posting have similar stories their parents ain't telling.
Its perfectly normal to kick a cat off a bed, dates back to before prostitution was invented. Cats take up space, sleep on top of you, and get in the way of you and your Gf when you are trying to get some. Fuck cats, you should have aimed it towards the window.... Then again it was a baby, still worth it though =P
#420 - On 06/02/2009 at 11:08pm by THE_TRUTH_HURTS
you ass, why do you treat animals like that? You were just kicking your cat off the bed so hard that a baby weighing like four times that amount would hit the wall??? The cat would like die you stupid fuck. Frosty headed chode
#422 - On 06/02/2009 at 11:08pm by wowyoufail
that's happened to me...
and i mean the being kicked part D;
#427 - On 06/02/2009 at 11:11pm by poprockbomber_x
you ass, why do you treat animals like that? You were just kicking your cat off the bed so hard that a baby weighing like four times that amount would hit the wall??? The cat would like die you stupid fuck. Frosty headed chode
#429 - On 06/02/2009 at 11:11pm by wowyoufail
What the hell is wrong with you? If that HAD been your cat, it would've broken it's spine.
DON'T HAVE ANIMALS IF YOU'RE GOING TO BE AN ABUSIVE WANKER.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahajahahahahahhaahhahaahahhaa!!!!!!! That made my day! ;D
If you're kicking animals hard enough to hit the wall then you're a vile piece of human filth
#432 - On 06/02/2009 at 11:12pm by Flounder
That is sad for you funny for me. hahahhahahhhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahahhahaha!!!!!!
Plus, that kid must have been pretty light to fell like a cat..
Omg all I guys chill! She shud not be shot like one of u says she just wanted the cat off her bed a d mistakensrd it for her daughter., yes it's heavier than a cat but she didn't realize it till after! Gawsh take a chill pill
#439 - On 06/02/2009 at 11:17pm by applepiegirl100
OMG that's terrible!
Why would you even kick a cat?! And why would you kick it hard enough so it hit the wall.
Don't ever kick ANY living creature that hard.
Oh my gosh that is so sad. Your poor daughter. But it was an accident.
#443 - On 06/02/2009 at 11:21pm by ilovekyle624
im an animal lover as much as the next guy, but lets remember, a cat will jump off when you kick it landing safely on it's feet. a baby rolls and tumbles until an object stops it.
You suck! There's no reason to kick your cat that hard, much less your child!
#449 - On 06/02/2009 at 11:33pm by instantfail
how do i favorite this one?
its the funniest one yet that made me legit LOL
#450 - On 06/02/2009 at 11:34pm by sunnydandlime
What kind of ass holes first response is too kick their pet. Doesn't that fall under animal abuse? Yea I think it does.
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA HYSTERICAL
everyone saying she's a child abuser/is terrible - LIGHTEN UP
#453 - On 06/02/2009 at 11:37pm by eeejit0102
Well that's animal and child cruelty, anger management classes, maybe?
#455 - On 06/02/2009 at 11:44pm by CoolWhipFTW
I'm pretty sure when the term kick was used it wasn't meant like the person was punting the cats or the 2yr old, I'm guessing this person was pushing the cats off with their foot, not enough to hurt them but enough to make them leave the bed, unfortunately 2 yr olds don't have cat reflexes which is probably why she ended up in the wall, probably just rolled off the bed, so there is no need to freak out like this kid flew through the air and hit the wall and there is definitely no need to call this person an animal abuser.
Ok... So a 2 year old girl can climb up a huge bed(im assuming because it's your own bed) and you kicked her like you would ur cat... Ur an animal abuser if u kick ur cat that hard and how could u kick that hard if you were under ur comfertor... This is bogus
Ok, why would you kick a cat that hard in the first place?
#462 - On 06/02/2009 at 11:49pm by augustdanielle
I have a new theory: this was approved by the mods hoping that someone from Child Protective Services will know what to do after reading this. Good plan.
What the fuck is wrong with you people? Yes it was a bad mistake, I hope the poor girl is okay and doesn't hold resentment to her parent. But honestly? You fucking people piss me off bitching about animal rights and shit, but when a human being, which no offense is higher up than an animal, touches an animal wrong you yell at them and treat them like shit! So tell me how the fuck is that better than tossing a cat off the bed? I know how that is, my family owns tons of animals, I grew up with them, they get annoying. My dog killed my cat when I was a child, then proceeded to kill my sister's ferret years later, was it wrong of me to discipline it? I think not, it lived, and forgot all about it. In truth they should not have attempted to kick the cat this hard, but then again maybe the bed is close to the wall, so it wasn't that hard. All you hypocritical people should be ashamed, to treat this person like that, I'll bet a majority of you are Democrats, yeah I said it.
@466: Hey now, I'm a Democrat and agreed with everything you say. Lets not jump to hasty generalizations now, shall we?
If she "nudged" her child off the bed, she should've just said that. When she said "kicked", everyone's going to assume it was literally a kick, not a nudge/tap/etc.
#470 - On 06/03/2009 at 12:02am by sickinlove13
New kind of Darwin Award: The Retroactive!
Seriously, a two-year-old weighs, like 25 pounds. Cats weigh more like 10 lbs (though there are some larger varieties that can weigh quite a bit).
Either way, you kicked something that loves you hard enough to hit the wall. YDI. All the way.
Also, yes, cats land on their feet. However, if you kick it and it hit a wall, it still hit the wall. It's not like it's going to spring against the wall on its feet and walk off. The way the OP made it sound like was that the child went airborne. lmao.
#474 - On 06/03/2009 at 12:05am by sickinlove13
ah NOT funny but the thought of a two year old crashing into a wall makes me lol
#475 - On 06/03/2009 at 12:05am by beckified
Why would you kick a cat that hard? And it takes someone special to mistake the weight of a two-year-old human for a cat.
If your daughter is terrified of you for life, you deserve it.
oh my fucking damn! ok, this person (whether you're the mother or father, im not too sure) is wrong, no doubt about that fact. but people, it was an accident!!! it's not like s/he woke up, looked at them and then kicked them into the wall. i do that sometimes too when an unknown presence is near me in my sleep. people make mistakes, damn. everyone needs to chill.
but still, you are messed up. hope your daughter is ok though. you'll laugh about it in the future lol
#477 - On 06/03/2009 at 12:06am by najiiexbabii
ROFL. . . I mean, yeah, it's terrible that the kid got kicked into the wall and all, but the visual is just hilarious. The kid's two. They bounce back, and aren't likely to remember this later in life.
For those screaming abuse, 1. cats are annoying little creatures who need to learn to stay off the furniture if their owners don't want them there. 2. It doesn't take much to launch cats or 2 year old kids into a wall, especially when they're caught unawares. 3. The OP was taking a nap, and was likely still halfway asleep when it happened.
What The Fuck! Are you fucking seriousO How hard to you kick your cat? I laughed my ass off at this one. one of the best FML's ever, although You 1000% DI. I hope your daughters OK and can recover from this traumatizing moment in her life.
Omg haha I could totally picture that! F your kids life!
#486 - On 06/03/2009 at 12:19am by Samabenjamim
Something else occurred to me, though. Ever see a toddler go bowling off a bed? I see it all the time with my two-year-old. She doesn't need anyone else to go rolling off the bed. Toddlers aren't all that coordinated to start with. Then they don't usually just fall straight down and stop. They usually roll or try to catch themselves and go stumbling further.
I can easily see how a good push (intended for a cat) could shove a toddler off the bed, who then goes stumbling into the wall. Technically a "kick" since it was done with a foot, but really a push, not a karate blow.
It's also worth noting that the OP doesn't specify his or her gender. Perhaps this is Dad and Mom was supposed to be watching the kids? I like to have a quick nap on weekends - particularly if I pull work duty at midnight - and my older daughter LOVES me. I can totally see her coming to find me because something scared her, regardless of where Mommy is.
So it's all about wording and assumptions again. If the OP really did KICK the kid and she went FLYING across the room, then the OP really sucks ass. But if it was the "foot shove" that is much more reasonable, then it's completely understandable.
I would like to point out that people who really *kick* their pets OR children don't feel bad enough about it to post to FML.
Why is it assumed to be a hard kick? It was probably a forceful nudge. Stop assuming the worst in people...
#491 - On 06/03/2009 at 12:24am by jadeddream
Holy DAMN! Poor kid, but you didn't diserve it. How would you know it was her?
#492 - On 06/03/2009 at 12:25am by EmbarrassedKlutz
agreed with #491 x_x
also, there's a chance that the wall is closer to the bed than everyone else here is letting on. I know that my bed is only a couple feet from a wall, maybe her's is as well.
Either way, this was hilarious; I could picture myself doing this in my head xD
#493 - On 06/03/2009 at 12:26am by emmyvonlee
you bitch! y would you even think about kicking a cat that hard, let alone a little girl!
#494 - On 06/03/2009 at 12:26am by connor2112
omg, poor girl. I'd say it's a tie between FYL and YDI because kicking the cat off wouldn't have been nice either.
i kick my dogs when they fucking tear my pillow in half, it's called PUNISHMENT you fucking retards. Your parent slaped you for mouthing off, did you call 911 for child abuse, 90% of you are fucking stupid as shit.
#499 - On 06/03/2009 at 12:33am by FBIWarning
Douche bag. You're an animal abuser and shouldn't have been allowed to procreate seeing as you'll probably abuse the child too. I hope next time you lay down to sleep someone kicks you in the face. Asshole.
And #164, snail shit is above you, so don't even act like you're above an animal. You're the biggest piece of shit alive. There are also too many assholes in this world, and we'd be better off with less. So why don't you do us all a favor and off yourself. Kthanks.
#503 - On 06/03/2009 at 12:37am by coffeennicotine
I also think it's absolutely HILARIOUS the people who think that DFS is going to TRACK DOWN THE OP THROUGH THE INTARWEBZ! Hahahahahahaha! Oh, you have FAR too much faith in those people. They are never going to do such a thing. I doubt there is enough log information anywhere to do it even if they wanted to. And what if the OP posted this from an Internet cafe? Then what?
The gov't is not coming to protect you. Get used to it.
this actually happened to me when i was younger. my mom thought i was the dog, kicked me, and i hit the wall. i dont remember any of it haha
#505 - On 06/03/2009 at 12:39am by ashole1990
Great parenting skills there.
Take a nap with an obviously unattended 2 yr. old...
Hmmm.
-.-
#506 - On 06/03/2009 at 12:40am by sawabear15
@monicamischief: Of course not. They read the OP, make a bunch of assumptions, scroll to the bottom, and mouth off. It's the Internet. That's what the Internet does. ;)
Thats fuckin hilarious :D Sad for the kid though, but she won't remember it anyway. Everybody yelling animal abuser and to call the cops is obviously retarded. The animal abuser fans are also hypocrites.....you've all killed a couple bugs in your lives so STFU cuz you didn't respect that bug's rights now did you? /-) I don't like cats anyway so it makes no difference to me. Thank you 495, 494, 493, and 491 for thinking logically.
#509 - On 06/03/2009 at 12:42am by razzumfrazzum
#491 Nice try! But I tried posting that several times too, but they just don't read any of the comments except the first 3-5, see that those confirm their worst fears (who knows why the first thing they ALL see is a baby flying across a room and splattering against a wall? Secret desires I expect....), and whip down to the bottom of the page to comment. You can say fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck-a-didly-fucking do, fuck-a-day, fuck-a-do, fuck-a-duck-with-a-hockey-puck, all day long and they still won't listen....
i don't think this person meant kick as in KICK but more like push off the bed with your foot. I do that with my cat. Two year olds are a lot less agile than cats.
#511 - On 06/03/2009 at 12:44am by flipflopsssxo
Anybody else notice the comment numbers changing constantly? Comments are obviously getting deleted, because #487 agrees with #491.
487 CAN SEE THE FUTURE!
Ur a freaking animal abuser and child abuser!! U should be ashamed of urself!!
#513 - On 06/03/2009 at 12:46am by mannyandmo40
Y'all aren't the smartest audience here are y'all.
SHE MEANT NUDGE. NOT KICK Y'ALL FUCKING RETARDS.
NOT KICK, NUDGE!
Goddamn. Are y'all that dense?
NUDGE, NUDGE, NUDGE, NUDGE.
*On another note, this is the MOST popular FML!
#517 - On 06/03/2009 at 12:57am by ohhhhshizzz
lol, it could've just been a soft kick. cats can land on their feet. and my wall is next to my bed. xD
#209, supernovaa
I get what your saying but animals do get extremely annoying. Building off of what u said before, the word "kicking" is used loosely. I'm sure the OP just nudged the cat of child and the wall was close by.
You said you have a cat. How often do u come in contact with him? Anyone who spends enough time with a cat eventually finds them to be annoying in at least one situation. An obvious one I when your trying to sleep.
Also, to everyone saying child abuser- that's obviously not the case since it was an accident, which I'm sure you all know. You're all probably just joking. But honestly, child abuse isn't a joke. It happens and children die. Yet you're all here laughing about. As I said before, alot of you are probably sheltered from how cruel the world really is. But think before you joke about something so serious.
#521 - On 06/03/2009 at 1:00am by Claire_bear
Wth you probably caused brain damage and even if that was the cat why would you kick it that hard if it's that much of a problem why don't you give the cat to someone who doesn't abuse animals.
#523 - On 06/03/2009 at 1:01am by desigirl420
yeah yeah i know it was an accident but the thought of that happening makes me want to cry. and vomit. i would probably never forgive myself if i did that to my kid.
whyyyyy is everyone focusing on the cat? a toddler got kicked into a wall! nobody even actually touched the fucking cat!
#524 - On 06/03/2009 at 1:02am by fretforyerlatte
#500, calm down, you're just wasting your time. Not everyone who comments is going to bother reading every single comment.
Hey, monicamischief, Im pretty goddamn sure it says "so I KICKED her off". Not "so I NUDGED her off". How about you learn to read and shut the fuck up.
correction: my bed is against my wall. /i doubt anyone has a bed right in the middle of the room.
lol, i'm sure the parent didn't mean it. it was an accident.
i think a lot of readers are taking these fml posts a bit too serious. ._.
everyone. GROUP HUG!!!
Ok. So, as weird and sick as this is. I can understand, cause they were napping and probably groggy. It was probably a reflex, if anything.
#532 - On 06/03/2009 at 1:12am by Hoppipolla
monicamischief, tell me, why the fuck are you devoting so much of your time to defend someone you dont know over something that is apparently no big deal according to you. i think you need to find something else to do with your spare time, eh?
Did child services ring your doorbell yet? Seriously man/woman, what is your problem?
#534 - On 06/03/2009 at 1:13am by jewelzgalore
um, so even if you kicked a cat that hard, it would still count as animal cruelty. Somebody call social services on this person
#537 - On 06/03/2009 at 1:15am by vt_mruhlin
#534 -- the OP kicked a 2 year old child hard enough to knock her against the wall...she didn't kick a cat, but if she had been that would have been an excessive amount of force to use on an animal that is half the size of her daughter.
#538 - On 06/03/2009 at 1:15am by nuga
then let people be fucking stupid. who gives a shit. youre smarter then them and thats all that matters.
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Oh man that made my day
i hate cats
im sure it was an acident but thats funny sorry
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
you need music to mellow out my friend. & what the fuck college do you go to, all of them in va let out a good three weeks ago.
516 has a valid point. No CATS were harmed in the making of this FML........a two year old child was "kicked" accidentally off of a bed and was more than likely perfectly fine after that. At most the kid cried for a minute, got over it and went back to loving her parent. You remedial fucks yelling animal abuser obviously care nothing for the human child and put a damn animal over your own kind. Your whole claim is false and invalid considering a cat was never involved in the first place.
#546 - On 06/03/2009 at 1:23am by razzumfrazzum
you'd kick your cat like that?
abusing small animals is the first sign of a serial killer/abuser :x
don't be such an overreacting pyscho.
and have fun explaining to the emergency room why your daughter has a concussion..
#547 - On 06/03/2009 at 1:23am by SusanaSaysRawrxD
There is no way you kick your cats that hard unless your baby is like 5 pounds which I highly doubt
#549 - On 06/03/2009 at 1:26am by sdchargers760
how fat are your cats that you mistakes your child as one of them? Or how unhealthy is your child that her weight could be mistaken for a cats? Either way, fuck the cat and kids lives. You mistreat them both.
#552 - On 06/03/2009 at 1:28am by liza_loo88
oh, im sorry, i find breakdowns a bit more entertaining then arguing points that dont concern me on fmylife.com. just sayin tho. =]
monicamischief: FUCK YOU! I'm not trying to be mean or anything I was just adding my own comment, bitch. I am no where near a hick. So the fuck what if I say y'all? Where I come from we say that. New Orleans, and I'm pretty damn sure it isn't a hick town. I read your comments and was TRYING to help get the point across. Bitch!
#555 - On 06/03/2009 at 1:31am by ohhhhshizzz
YDT! Since when did it become okay to kick cats?! That is just horrible. A simple push to get him off the bed (nothing hard, come on, a cat is not that big) is okay, but to kick him off the bed, and with enough force to knock even your daughter into the wall, that is just horrible! You could really hurt your cat, and now your baby as well. You are cleary not fit to be a cat owner or a parent.
#556 - On 06/03/2009 at 1:32am by Hurricanevenom
Was your bed right next to the wall? Like, touching the wall? I guess not. WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU KICK ANYTHING THAT HARD?!
#560 - On 06/03/2009 at 1:38am by SuperSpore
LOL sorry dude but that is really funny and that is a harsh way to get a cat off a bed
#563 - On 06/03/2009 at 1:45am by ifence2win
K, too many comments to see if someone mentioned this, but my question;
If you were taking a nap, who was watching your TWO YEAR OLD that allowed her to wander off and CLIMB up onto whatever you were napping on? Sounds like all kinds of neglect going on in that household.
Some people are NOT fit to be parents.... just 'cause you can make a baby doesn't mean you SHOULD
Wow, you are horrible. I'm sure a cat would be significantly lighter than a two tear old...
#565 - On 06/03/2009 at 1:50am by shelby0716
well i want to be like everyone else..why would you kick a cat/baby that hard?
anyways, how far did she fly? did she get some good distance at least? and did she stick the landing?
Why WOULD you kick your cat off in the first place? YDI and this is definately a BS story.
#567 - On 06/03/2009 at 1:50am by LilMissLain
Cats tend to land on their feet and people have strange reactions when they are sleeping. are you suggesting that she never nap because she has a child?
You really should be a little more careful though. I wont bash you but I hope you realise anything could have happened and have learned from it.
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#570 - On 06/03/2009 at 1:55am by mybrutalromance
why would you have kicked a cat anyways?!? you're daughters life is pretty much gone. nice one.
#571 - On 06/03/2009 at 1:55am by likeewtfzoya
reading ya'lls comments makes me seriously wonder what the hell is wrong with people. you guys are ridiculous.
OMG OMG CALL CHILD SERVICES.
what the fuck ever. kids get harmed more playing with their friends. or riding their bikes.
or, hey, by breathing!
morons, i swear.
#573 - On 06/03/2009 at 1:58am by ashole1990
What in the hell is wrong with you? Unless you have a full-grown lynx living in your house, how do you mistake a two-year-old for a cat? And why would you kick an animal that damn hard, anyway?
#575 - On 06/03/2009 at 2:04am by ladycoyote
wow, nowhere in this FML did it say that the 2 year old flew across the room to smack into the wall 10 feet away. most likely, the bed was pushed against the wall and that's what the child hit. grow up, people. seriously - accidents happen and if you had done something like this im sure you would think it was ridiculous for 400 people to be saying "OH MY GOD ANIMAL ABUSER! CHILD ABUSER! CALL PROTECTIVE SERVICES!". obviously the person felt bad.. or else they wouldnt have posted it as an FML.
#576 - On 06/03/2009 at 2:04am by plasticbarbie84
thats just AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#577 - On 06/03/2009 at 2:07am by Luckycookie
but how could they feel bad?
"omg i just kicked my 2yr-old into the wall. this is sooo going on FML."
Some people start punching whatever is in their way as soon as they are woken up, without thought or consciousness. OP is probably one of those people... probs did it in his/her sleep *unconsciously* and it came out harder than intended. I bet OP didn't even realize it even happened until the kid started screaming and thus woke OP up.
Seriously, just because some of you wake up all chirping birds and sunshine and skip merrily out of bed doesn't mean others do. I've known people who have punched their own mothers in the jaw without any remembrance of it when their moms try to wake them up for school. It happens. It was probably an unconscious, sleeping reflex.
And how the fuck many of you have owned a cat? Cats can take it. Throwing a cat into a wall will not hurt it, just piss it off for a while. It's not like she sets the fucking cats on fire or throws them into the microwave. Animal abuse? My ass. Calm the fuck down.
#579 - On 06/03/2009 at 2:10am by prettyxdemented
I don't think you should be trying to kick the cat anyway! What kind of person does that, you don't deserve to have pets if you treat them like that!
Ive read most of the comments. Some idiots are too funny.
But OP, I hate you.
-->Because you just couldnt pick up and move the the so called 'cat' off you, and had to fucking kick it.
baby pwn
and to # 587, one of my good friends had his cat latch it's claws onto his back while playing computer. wanna know what he did? he threw it against a wall. guess what? that cat was fine.
you're a dumbfuck (#587, not OP)
#589 - On 06/03/2009 at 2:40am by gregthestrange
Oh don't freak. That happened to me when I was little and I'm just fine now. Althogh, I never crawled into bed with my parents again when I had a nightmare but I grew up and didn't need to anymore. (and back on topic :P) So your kid probably won't hate you for this.
#591 - On 06/03/2009 at 2:42am by TheDarkoprince
#518 / ohhhhshizzz
Under normal circumstances, when people mean to convey a concept, they use the appropriate word for it. If I wanted to express a nudge, I would use the word "nudge". If I wanted to express a kick, I would use the word "kick". On a totally unrelated example, I would not, let's say, use the word "kick" to express a nudge, for the sake of accuracy and good communication.
Let me approach this from another direction, as well: We as commenters seem to love deciphering as much detail about FML posts as we can squeeze out of that 300-character (or whatever it is) limit. This makes it a little counter-intuitive to, for example, ignore a key word or phrase provided by the poster in favour of a similar but unrelated one. Not that this has anything to do with the current situation, or anything.
People, if you think about it for a second, instead of having a hissy fit, you would realize that it's impossible to execute a proper kick while you're half-asleep underneath the covers. The OP was most likely trying to give the cat a firm nudge, because most people don't want pets to bother their sleep. My friend has pushed his cat off the couch/bed many times, but he would never KICK the cat. And there's probably very little space between the bed and the wall, in which case it's hard NOT to hit the wall if you're pushed off of the bed.
Again, if you think, instead of over-reacting at the word "kick", you'd realize that it was an unfortunate accident, and everyone will walk away fine (My two-year old cousin has done way worse than falling off of a bed, and he always gets up and walks away after three seconds of crying).
#594 - On 06/03/2009 at 2:47am by Holybatman
If you're the kind of person that kicks your cat, you deserve all the misfortune life can possibly bring. It's that simple.
Get her medical care u idiot instead of posting at fml
#596 - On 06/03/2009 at 3:15am by atyahoodotcom
Kingbeau = A riot! "DO NOT READ THIS!" XD You're awesome, dude.
Thuryn's comment #487 = Spot on.
monicamischief just needs to shut the hell up and learn that saying the same shit over and over again is not so different from spamming a site, especially when the poster seems to think that gradually writing whole comments in capslock makes their opinion more valid, less annoying, and for whatever reason, worthy of attention.
#597 - On 06/03/2009 at 3:22am by judgeymcjudge
I think your cats need to lose some weight. Fuck their lives.
Oh and fuck your daughters life too.
#600 - On 06/03/2009 at 3:22am by Asdas
Daughters arent cats. Say sorry and hope for memmory loss.
#601 - On 06/03/2009 at 3:23am by youdontwanttokno
Ur a stupid person, there is no way u kicked ur kid that hard, while u were Laying down I might add, since I'm sure she didn't crawl up right on ur feet, to have nailed her into the wall
#604 - On 06/03/2009 at 3:29am by slacker37815
If you kicked your daughter hard enough to hit the wall, you could have seriously damaged your cat. And that was probably emotionally damaging for your daughter.
I hope you learned your lesson, stupid. You shouldn't have cats or a child.
#605 - On 06/03/2009 at 3:32am by McLaughlane
I kicked a cat off of the 2nd story of a building when i was in Pakistan. You know how they say cats always land on their feet. This one didnt.
#606 - On 06/03/2009 at 3:32am by speeddevil817
YDI, for sure.
Wouldn't you check to see who it was...?
And why in the hell would you kick your own pet? Sell it, if you really want to kick it.
And don't give me that "Its annoying!" shit. Or the "I'm allergic!" crap. If it's annoying you, just sell it. And if you say you're allergic, I wouldn't believe you.
.•*[Fyr3]*•.
#607 - On 06/03/2009 at 3:36am by DrishelxFTxFyr3
#605 - i'm terribly sorry that you are "A RETARDED 13 YEAR OLD VEGAN ANIMAL FUCKER ON THE RAG"
... but that doesn't mean everyone else on this site is ... i'm also terribly sorry you have nothing better to do than continue to respond to these comments ... perhaps you could get a hobby? maybe something that doesn't involve animals ...
OP - if you kicked your kid hard enough to smack her into the wall, that's too hard, even if you thought it was the cat. i hope she's ok.
OP YDI, for kicking cats in the first place. I'd rather kick you, and take your cats to custody. Keep your kid, after that she'll probably end up like you.
Not bothering to read all of the 600+ comments so this may have been said before, but I'm pretty damn sure this is both a repost and a lie...
first, check to see who is on you, second who tries to kick a cat so hard it hits a wall
#614 - On 06/03/2009 at 4:26am by car6435
Love it... So Funny! I just picture the kids face--- like WTF?????
#616 - On 06/03/2009 at 5:05am by lostinmusic317
#601 LOL ... I've dropped my cats off the top of the stairs, they landed on their feet. I wonder why the didn't like me very much ...
OP: HA!
You would have kicked your cat that hard? Absolutely disgraceful, F your daughter's life...
#621 - On 06/03/2009 at 6:24am by DrinkBainne
Soooo it's ok to kick your cat off so it hits the wall?
#622 - On 06/03/2009 at 6:25am by stxchickshortie
looks like everyone already said what i was going to say... don't kick anything off your bed!
#623 - On 06/03/2009 at 6:34am by glamourful
#485, are you kidding??? she's 2! she won't remember it... lol
#624 - On 06/03/2009 at 6:36am by glamourful
ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh well. FYL , your daughter is now scared of you
screw u once for wanting to kick a cute little cat in the first place, screw u twice for kicking ur kid instead.
LOL @ number 15. Yeah, she'll remember this suppressed memory when she's in therapy at 21 and wondering why she has such a fear of sleeping above the covers.
she probably kicks the cats off because they always land on their feet. i doubt she was doing it really strongly. maybe she was just on the edge of the bed and she nudged her. who knows.
#635 - On 06/03/2009 at 7:58am by Rachel8894
Pssst, Monicamischief
You keep mentioning 13 year olds fornicating themselves and menstruating while trying to explain to people why kicking a toddler into a wall is funny. Is there something we should know about you?
#636 - On 06/03/2009 at 8:07am by chocogatto12
cats deserved to be kicked. too bad it wasn't your cat that flew into the wall.
#637 - On 06/03/2009 at 8:10am by drackattack
Hahahahahaha! The comments on this one are a riot! The Internet is SO full of stupid these days.
To 595/null: Not everyone is the awesome wordsmith that you are. Most people who post to FML don't bother to SPELL correctly, let alone choose their worse with precision and care.
As I've said before, I think neither "kick" nor "nudge" works well in this context. Having kicked my own cat out of bed before, the best word is "shove". I don't wind up and boot the poor thing, but to get a cat out of your bed successfully, you can't just give it a gentle tap. Cats want to stay where they are. I usually have to get my foot against her and push her until she falls off the side (sometimes she jumps first). It's not a "blow" like a drop-kick or a windup.
Toddlers aren't cats. They're bigger, so they fall farther. The kid is fine.
And once again, I laugh in the face of people saying they'll call CPS. What a waste of time. Save it for the cases where someone really does abuse kids, m'kay?
Hey becca718, at least monicamischief is doing something to try to reduce the amount of stupid in the world. What have YOU done today?
your all so dumb. DO you honestly know where her bed is placed in her room? maybe its close to the wall. regardless... its not your cat and itsnot your kid so get over it.
#642 - On 06/03/2009 at 8:47am by L0velivexbeach
Let's see here. You kick cats, now kick children [and I hope she got a doctor visit after this], and your child was obviously unsupervised. Yeah, you're a great parent..
#643 - On 06/03/2009 at 8:51am by lyndsaygirl
YDI. You shouldn't kick even your cat off...I hope you took your kid to the doctor...that young, she could be badly hurt.
Dude, wtf? I can understand kicking your cat gently to make them move, but do you really kick your cats with enough force to fling them to the wall?
Hahaha! :D EPIC! XD
Kyle: Ike, Kick the baby! :D
Ike: Don't kick the farcking baby :(
#648 - On 06/03/2009 at 9:35am by lazorzpewpew
you deserve that one..who the hell kicks a cat that hard? and how fat are your animals where you can mistake your child for one of them o_O
hahahahahsjsjaj that is fucking hilarious. Is he alright
#651 - On 06/03/2009 at 9:52am by duckshockey
How could you mistake a 2 year old for a cat? And WHY would you kick a cat that hard anyway??? Mannnn, not cool
#652 - On 06/03/2009 at 9:59am by PrettyVal
#655 took the words right of my mouth. All these people with animal abuser quotes are idiots. It didnt say he pulled a chuck norris style roundhouse kick, he just said kick. And you don't know how close to the wall the bed it, it might have been a very light hit. It never says he kicked her and she went flying 10 feet across the room and hit the wall on the other side.
Seriously people think before commenting.
Why the eff would u kick your cat in the first place??? U shouldn't have one if u plan to abuse it.. You shouldn't have kids if you can't handle a cat.. YDI
Is it legal for you to own a cat? Or have a daughter?
#658 - On 06/03/2009 at 10:41am by Llamaman12349
I agree with #655 and #656. There was no mention of a Karate kick. For all we know, the O.P just nudged the child off the bed and into the wall. There was no mention how far away the wall is. My bed used to be a half foot away from a wall on each side but one.
Yes, but if the OP didn't want people to get confused, he couldve left out the wall bit, and if he just nudged her off this isn't even an FML unless he has a three story bed.
#660 - On 06/03/2009 at 10:48am by Llamaman12349
Llamaman12349 / 661: It's an FML because the OP is a GOOD parent and is upset when his/her kid gets knocked off the bed. As for the *wording* of the FML, don't even start. Most of the FMLs posted barely have capital letters, let alone precisely chosen verbage.
Put that crap between your ears to work.
YDI, jerk. Don't get cats if you don't love them enough to let them sleep in your own bed (:
#664 - On 06/03/2009 at 11:21am by Waabishkii_ikwe
Why would u kick your freakin cat in the first place this is a ydi and an fhl idoit watch before u do something
Totally agree with the llamaman12349
If you've ever moderated the comments, some pretty messed up FMLs don't make it onto the main page. People have to get creative... which apparently translates into making people believe they violently abuse toddlers and cats while still making it ambiguous enough to be ok.
Plus, come on. Even if this is a lie or just a little toddler flopping over, FUNNY image.
#666 - On 06/03/2009 at 11:40am by chocogatto12
What the hell? Regardless of whether it was a cat or a toddler you shouldnt have kicked her. You're a horrible person and you don't deserve to have either one.
Why would you kick your cat that hard? You're a terrible person, and if I knew you I'd call CPS. I hope both your cat and child is taken away from you, psycho.
What the hell is wrong with you??? Not f your life, f her life! Sounds like she's stuck with you and the very likely possibility that your were also kicked into a wall, dropped on your head, and/or shaken when you were her age. That would explain why you think it's ok to 1) kick a cat so hard (if you don't like cats, why have them? Kicking purposes??) 2) I don't even feel bad for you! I can't help but judge your stupidity! FAIL!!!
#670 - On 06/03/2009 at 12:16pm by russianbilow
to everyone who's saying that it's a natural reflex to kick at something on them while they're asleep: i have cats, and *my* first reflex if something is crawling on me is to pet her, not fucking kick her off of me. if you decide to be a pet owner, you definitely should not mind your pet wandering around at night. really.....you don't deserve to have a cat if you kick it off of you at night. they're nocturnal animals; what do you expect them to do???
#673 - On 06/03/2009 at 12:54pm by breedizzles
LMAO!!!!!
I actually laughed!!!
I'm a horrible person...
But LMAO!
#674 - On 06/03/2009 at 12:57pm by theluckygirl28
Wow, I'm sure her bed has little room away from the wall.
Cats move pretty fast when something comes flying at them...two year olds, not so much. Easy mistake.
However, the weight difference is substantial...so ydi.
#675 - On 06/03/2009 at 12:58pm by mattiefrapp
Who kicks cats off bed? Attention animal control! And I bet ur kids bigger than ur cat n she hit the wall? With what orce lady? Go to the gym!
1) Why would you kick a cat ? Animal Abuse !!
2) Animal Abuse ? LETS TALK ABOUT CHILD ABUSE . Holy shit . You kick your kid hard enough to hit the wall ? Woo . Your mother of the year . I doubt she'll forget that . Trust me . I'm 12 & i remember some of the stuff that happened to me when I was two , some not so pleasent .
Hahahahahaha! So many idiots on here. The list goes on. And on. And on.
OP: FYL if you read any of the B.S. in this thread. Rest assured, it's all crap. Those of us with kids and/or cats know the real score. We sympathize with you.
haha my mom did the same thing to me when i was about 3. and the ONLY reason i know this is b/c she has told me the story a couple hundred times. i didn't get any bruises, i wasn't scarred for life...so everyone else needs to chill the hell out.
#683 - On 06/03/2009 at 1:48pm by t_annie
Wow. I am absolutely stunned at what I read. I hope you feel completely awful. If I knew who you were, I would call DSS right away..
I'm shooed my cat off my bed many times, never hard enough for her to be hurt, but definitely not hard enough for a 2 year old to hit a wall.
I'm sorry for you. You suck.
#685 - On 06/03/2009 at 1:58pm by In_trouble
YDI. I feel bad for your daughter, but you shouldn't be kicking your cat anyway.
#686 - On 06/03/2009 at 2:01pm by squeaksx24
Good job being an animal abuser and a child abuser. YDI
My Mom once knocked me into the wall when I was a toddler, but that was because I bit her in the leg and she though it was a bug and swatted me and I fell over against the wall going "I alligator mommy I bited you."
Amorbis: You're an idiot. Read some more of the comments. The OP kicked his kid off the bed. It's a turn of phrase meaning, "pushed, shoved, nudged, or otherwise caused the kid to fall off the bed." Like being "kicked out of school." They make you leave. They don't literally punt you into the parking lot.
It does NOT mean the OP used kung fu while asleep on his daughter. Get a clue.
Youve been reported to an FML admin to scan your IP address and talk to animal abuse.
Have a nice day ;).
y'all need to calm down,, If you were asleep and a cat woke u up and u were very tired ur instinct would be to get it off right away,, you never know her bed might be near a wall.. hope the 2yr olds alright though
#693 - On 06/03/2009 at 2:26pm by EatMyCrayonz
Serves you right for kicking your cats off your bed you stupid cunt.
#694 - On 06/03/2009 at 2:33pm by CaptainMorbid
Hanman: You are an idiot, for so, so many reasons, not the least of which is the way you think the Internet works...
u fuckin bitch or bastard. if u kicked a cat, I'd say post it. mistake made. but u dumb shit, kicked a child are displaying it for people to see. fuckin retard for thinkin people would give u sympathy for this "accident". poor kid. she can come live with me where there is no kicking and hugs and compliments all day everyday.
#697 - On 06/03/2009 at 2:50pm by crykrislynn_
omg, # 700!!!!!!
and wtf is wrong with u u stupid asshole
even if u were gonna kick a cat
ur a fat bitch
who takes up a whole bed u at fuck
#700 - On 06/03/2009 at 3:21pm by roflbubbles
#698 - 701: MOAR STUPID PEOPLE.
The OP kicked the kid out of bed. That's not the same as kicking the kid. Think "foot shove" not "drop kick."
Idiots. Maybe if you had read any of the comments instead of just skipping to the bottom so you could mouth off, you'd have thought of that.
What the fuck is wrong with you!!!????? Even so, you would kick your cat into a wall?!?!?
#702 - On 06/03/2009 at 3:35pm by tomarino13
XBeckster you know nothing of life so don't tell an adult to trust you. The kid will forget because she's only two. No person remembers anything that happened to them prior to being 3 years old.
#704 - On 06/03/2009 at 3:39pm by razzumfrazzum
Lol at people crying "ANIMAL ABUSE," "ANIMAL HATER," "OMG YOU KICK YOUR CATS?" before mentioning anything about the OP kicking his/her kid off the bed. You people are dumb as fucking rocks. You care more about cats that humans? Why not go buy a bunch of fucking kittens and raise them then, and get off the internet.
And I'm sure the parent didn't wind up and kick the kid in the face like it was opening kickoff. It was probably, like 702 said, a "foot shove," so stfu with the bad parenting bullshit.
I also saw people saying shit like, "If you have a two year old child...why are you taking a nap?" Give me a fucking break. People aren't allowed to sleep when they have kids? Omfg, I hope you never take up parenting.
I agree with 706. Im a father of one and when me and my wife put our little 2 year old down for a nap, theres time that we go for one too.
why would you kick a cat! but still, i have shoved a cat off but not with my feet. w/e, it's how you do it.
"If you have a two year old child...why are you taking a nap?" that's bullshit. if you guys are trying to be funny and witty and clever, nice try.
#708 - On 06/03/2009 at 3:51pm by rihannalover
Justifying kicking your child with the excuse that you thought she was a cat shows how messed up you are. Don't kick cats, don't kick kids. Simple
#709 - On 06/03/2009 at 3:51pm by Hullaballoo
what are you people, 7 years old? well you have the grammatical skills of one. calm the hell down. youre more worried about a cat (cats have incredible dexterity for you morons saying they couldve killed it, by the way) than a human kid. and it's okay for you to call this person an animal abuser, a child abuser, a jerk, among other things, while you verbally abuse them. and if i can be this mature as a teenager, i'd hate to see how you guys were if you're acting like this now. GROW UP.
who kicks their cat anyways??? thats like animal abuse!!
#715 - On 06/03/2009 at 4:13pm by laffytacky
Hahahahaha you damned cat-kicker, if you kicked your child that hard by accident I can only IMAGINE the tribulations your poor cats have to go through every day!
Ydi plz.
#717 - On 06/03/2009 at 4:28pm by SeventhFonons
Picturing this scene is going to make me laugh all day, thank you!
Although you shouldn't even kick a cat that hard. :\
Okay 1st Very irresponsible to be taking a nap with your 2 year old to just have the entire house to themselves. I bet you think it's cool to run to the store too, and leave your kid at home. Since you will only be gone a second. And 2nd. yea. You have anger issues. FY kids life is WAY more like it. WOW!
#719 - On 06/03/2009 at 4:36pm by ryleismith
This is hilarious. Of course, if I'd done that to my own child I'd be mortified, but since it happened to someone else... XD
Wooohooooo!! Still going strong with bloody idiots completely missing the whole point! Can we make it to 1000 moronic comments? I think so!!
Kicking your animals is almost as cool as accidentally kicking your kid. Double failllll!
#723 - On 06/03/2009 at 4:53pm by Lisa_Emily
Okay, to all the people who are shouting "animal abuser" etc: Have you never had a cat jump on your bed and start licking/clawing your face while you're sleeping? They're a pain in the ass. But I still think maybe you shouldn't kick your cat (or your baby) quite that hard :|
Hey kingbeau maybe the FML mods should give the 1000th idiot a prize. Like an illustration of this FML to hang on their wall complete with every reason as to why they should DIAF for completely over reacting and false claiming child/animal abuse like a mindless drone :D
#726 - On 06/03/2009 at 5:15pm by razzumfrazzum
Why would you kick a cat off your bed? lol. I have a cat, and I just sort of hustle her off if I'd like my privacy.
Don't worry about your daughter though. She'll be fine (:
I would probably just commit seppuku if I kicked my daughter
#728 - On 06/03/2009 at 5:23pm by Leaveittosteven
she's gonna use this shit against you for the rest of her life is she remembers it.
"mom can i please go to the movies with my bf?"
"no."
"remember that one time? ow my ribs still ache."
#730 - On 06/03/2009 at 5:46pm by srpkinja31
hahahahhaha.
This just made my day.
I hope your daughter is okay though. ha.
#731 - On 06/03/2009 at 6:00pm by HelloDarlingg
u don't really usually kick cats of anything. In fact people don't really kick cat in general I would call that abusing. Is the wall close to the bed or u just kick hard? I mean if it was far I hope he's alright
#733 - On 06/03/2009 at 6:03pm by LiangPeiJie
sometimes you don't judge how hard you kick when you're half asleep..
my sister kicked me in the face by accident and almost broke my nose when she was asleep
#734 - On 06/03/2009 at 6:04pm by effyourlife_
I'm just wondering how your 2 year old baby managed to get on the bed on its own... It probably WAS your cat afterall hahaha
Today, I climbed up on my moms bed to lay with her. She proceeded to forcefully kick me off the bed and make me hit my head on the wall. I'm 2. My mother doesn't love me. FML
#706 FTW..... WHO THE FUCK CARES ABOUT THE CAT, STFU ABOUT ANIMAL ABUSE.
A 2 YEAR OLD GIRL WAS KICKED, (THATS A FYL RIGHT THERE) AND ALL I CAN SEE FROM ABOVE COMMENTS IS "you kick your cats?" YOU PEOPLE ARE SO STUPID, INSTEAD OF HAVING KIDS SAVE YOURSELF THE TROUBLE AND GET A PRECIOUS CAT.... IDIOTS
#741 - On 06/03/2009 at 7:33pm by UncleverName_FYL
Dewd, your daughter is going to remember that even if she's 21 and in college. You should make it up to her somehow
f you kicked her that hard thinking she was a cat, that probably would have killed your cat.
#749 - On 06/03/2009 at 9:02pm by xam0097531
Why would you kick a cat so hard? People who hurt innocent animals just because they feel like it don't deserve to have children.
#750 - On 06/03/2009 at 9:04pm by whoaalexgoalex
Hahahahaha! Commenters continue to be stupid. If FML is a stupidometer, it just went all the way to 11.
Read the comments, idiots. We already showed this was not abuse of any kind.
@ 568
Phew, if he feels bad for what he did then that makes everything all better. And if an animal is annoying you; you shoo it away, you don't kick 'em. And he did put "kick" not "nudge". So his fault if he didn't use the correct wording. I do believe it was accident, but someone hitting a pedestrian because they were speeding is also an accident. Still doesn't let them from being off the hook for being a retard.
#752 - On 06/03/2009 at 9:19pm by monkey314159
Yes monkey314159 the OP is a retard because being fully awake and accidentally hitting a pedestrian is the EXACT same thing as being in a state of half-consciousness and accidentally "kicking" their child which they mistook for being a cat........Seriously? You're remedial aren't you? Not only that I don't think the OP realized that ppl, including you, were gonna be stupid enough to take the word kick to mean attempt game winning field goal and give it all ya got for grandma.
kick (kk)
v. kicked, kick·ing, kicks
v.intr.
1. To strike out with the foot or feet.
Oh look at that. The actual definition of kick. READ IT. Looks like the correct usage to me.
#755 - On 06/03/2009 at 9:46pm by razzumfrazzum
you dont deserve to own a pet. you should NEVER kick your cat and common sense and a good conscience knows that. fuck you.
#756 - On 06/03/2009 at 9:56pm by alexgisforme3
Holy mother y would u even kick ur cat off the bed??????? Let alone a 2 YEAR OLD!!!!!! Jease lady!!!
#757 - On 06/03/2009 at 10:03pm by xoxoFMLxoxo874
Well, I hope she's ok, I would advise looking next time though :)
#758 - On 06/03/2009 at 10:16pm by collegeshmollege
# 73 your a douche bag. What the hell kind of a jackass are you. " haha you kicked a 2 year old. Funny!" and then what the fuck are you asking if she went splat. You are a fuckin ass. You deserve to get shot in the face.
LMAO Stephbabes89 FAILS in so many different ways. Its ppl like you that make life interesting for me. What cat was kicked honey?
#765 - On 06/03/2009 at 10:48pm by razzumfrazzum
2 years old...as long as theres no permanent damage, i doubt she'll remember. I say YDI, not because you would kick a cat, as i would also kick a cat that hard, but YDI for owning cats, if not that then having them in your house. Cats suck, and you even agree with me, being that you wanted to kick the hell out of it. And fuck everybody who says OP should be charged, that would be fucked up. And animal abuse shouldn't even be considered a fucking crime, it's a damn cat, abuse is the only way it'll learn.
#769 - On 06/03/2009 at 11:13pm by that_guy01
Damn sorry to hear that man u guys should back off on this one I'd kick a cat to if it was climbing on me while I was sleepin they tend to claw u for no reason and she didn't say how close her bed was to the wall either besides I bet she feels bad enough
#770 - On 06/03/2009 at 11:20pm by gettithesis
You'd kick your cats off the bed !? Your a monster! YDI and FHL for having such an awful person as a parent!
#771 - On 06/03/2009 at 11:20pm by CookiMonster2005
YDI. Even if it wasn't your daughter and a cat instead, you shouldn't kick it. x]
#772 - On 06/03/2009 at 11:21pm by bananapudding
P.s. People who call child or animal abuse on something like this should be punched in the face every morn for there wake up call
#774 - On 06/03/2009 at 11:27pm by gettithesis
I LOVE how everyone is more concerned about the cat rather than the child.
:]]
#776 - On 06/03/2009 at 11:43pm by BENNYxSTAR
HHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, k I don't know if it's just me but that's hilarious!
...is she okay though?!
LMFAO that's hilarious.
But cmon people. It's not like he dropkicked the kid 30 feet out the window. He was sleeping, kicked out and hit the kid. She probably went 2 maybe 3 feet. Everyones acting like he kicked her across the room. He could have like an 8x10 ft. room. Anyways, I actually have a sense of humor, so ya FYL.
#779 - On 06/04/2009 at 12:15am by crackzack32
Really sad, somehow funny if she's ok. Don't kick cats either weirdo!
#784 - On 06/04/2009 at 1:09am by Heatherloves
Who gives a shit if kicks his cats!!! You should be worried about the kid. What the he'll is wrong with you people!!!
People>>>>>>>>>>animals
LOL
You shouldn't be kicking cats like that in the first place, but still that's hilarious.
Animals > people.
#787 - On 06/04/2009 at 2:20am by wulfyoukai
for crying out loud she was sleeping, she probably didn't mean to kick as hard as she did. hopefully the babe is alright. these people are so fucking rude!
even if you thought it was your cat.. why the f would you kick it!?
comment 738. its not being rude.
im sure its a type of animal cruelty.
#789 - On 06/04/2009 at 3:23am by staciieee_x3
i love all these comments that are so concerned for your CAT. big freaking deal, it's a cat. AND it wasn't even there.
i'm assuming that your daughter's okay since you posted here...
#790 - On 06/04/2009 at 4:10am by lovergirl9008
Like a lot of people said... Even if it really was the cat, why would you go and kick it anyway?
And to those of you who think there's too much concern over the cat: That isn't the point. If this person hadn't been a colossal douchebag by trying to kick the cat, the daughter wouldn't have been kicked in the first place.
Moral of the story: Don't kick shit. That just makes you an asshole.
The fact that you think it's okay to kick the cat is terrible ... makes you FML worthy though, kudoos for you; you suck! You'll be a great example to your daughter (no pun intended).
#793 - On 06/04/2009 at 4:52am by Raytestrak
... Why would you have kicked your cat that hard if it turned out to be your kid?
YDI for abuse.
#796 - On 06/04/2009 at 7:41am by CourtneyDanielle
thats the worst thing ive ever heard!
ever ever ever ever ever!
i really hope to god you made this up!
#799 - On 06/04/2009 at 10:31am by jessiexx12
Cats need to learn their damn place. I feel he need to shove them off the bed every once in a while, but maybe you should nudge them from now on. For her to hit the wall like that, there must have been a significant amount of force.
#800 - On 06/04/2009 at 10:51am by bagpipendude
Come on people, how many of you actually own cats or even dogs? They can and do suddenly jump on you or surprise you illiciting a instinctive violent reaction. And how many of you can honestly properly meter your own strength when you've just woken up and are probably still half asleep and/or startled. Obviously this person in sharing this story because they feel bad about it. It was a friggin mistake. Just wait 'til you all have children and accidently knock them off a swing or something. Try posting an FML about that and see how many people tell you about how you fail at parenting. It happens.
OP, don't take all the insults these people say to heart. Feeling aweful about your mistake and learning from it is what makes good parents. Besides, young children are surprisingly more resilient than they appear. Their bones and joints are still soft and flexible. And as tender and gentle as you try to be with the living beings you care for, everyone ultimately makes a mistake. I've accidently stepped on my dog (whom I adore and would never want to intentionally injure, for all you supposed animal lovers out there) a countless number of times as he so easily gets under foot when I simply can't see that he's there. One lapse in judgement does not by any means make you a bad parent or animal owner.
Someone needs to call the SPCA on you! Why would you kick your cat? Nevermind why you'd have a cat that you want nothing to do with?
Lmfao all the people here saying that's wrong do me a favor and stfu and get a sense of humor
#804 - On 06/04/2009 at 11:52am by lobodelnoche
I think you are a self centered sick person who needs anger issues met. You must be hell to live with. Get help for the sake of your whole family and pets.
You fucking basterd asshole!!! You dont fucking treat ur cats like that. I have 2 cats and i never push or hit them
#806 - On 06/04/2009 at 12:09pm by luckyshark636
I rarely pick YDI, but this is definitely one of them. I can understand nudging a cat off with your foot, but kicking it? And if you kick your daughter hard enough to hit the wall what the heck is happening to the cats? Maybe kicking was just a bad choice of words, at least I hope so.
Woot Woot!! Still going strong with dumbasses crying about animal/child abuse lol People really are stupid :D almost at that 1000 milestone.
#809 - On 06/04/2009 at 1:43pm by razzumfrazzum
oh my god why is everyone being so mean
im not saying it was ok for her to kick her cat, but you know when you're half asleep half awake you dont really think about these things do you, you only think about getting back to the happy place that is sleep.
#811 - On 06/04/2009 at 3:37pm by CandyApple
Im the one who submitted this (almost word for word, so FML changed crap around and made it different.) Im a guy and it was actually my dad who kicked me off the bed 15 years ago. I just had to write it like I was my dad for the "Today, etc etc" format. I think its a pretty damn funny story. He didn't kick me hard enough to make me slam into the wall. And to all the "OMGZ ANIMAL ABUSE" piss off and get a sense of humor. I turned out perfectly fine so don't worry about any damage done to me.
#813 - On 06/04/2009 at 3:56pm by go_falcons
810 - razzumfrazzum, we might reach 1000. I am actually surprised the comments have not been turned off yet.
Wow though, it seems as though many of the people who read this FML are stupid as hell. I am glad that at least some of the commenters have a brain.
The OP did not kick as hard as she could to get her "cat" off of the bed.
I love my cat, but I have kicked her off of the bed. It is not like I made her fly across the room, I pretty much just nudged her probably like the OP actually did to her/his child.
God, you people act as though the OP kicked thier child across the room.......which I doubt would be even possible while laying down, even if you tried.
As some of the few with brains pointed out, the OP probably just nudged her child off the bed, they fell, and hit the wall.
I could see how a toddler could be mistaken for a cat. Sure, a toddler would weigh more, but how many of you are going to lay there, half awake, and analyze the situation first? If you are going to actually think about what is going on, most likely you are just going to open your eyes.
For the others saying "how dare you take a nap", god are you that stupid? I highly doubt the OP decided to take a nap and let their child run around unsupervised. I am sure there was either someone else there, like the other parent, or the child had been put down for a nap themself.
#814 - On 06/04/2009 at 4:45pm by patray_angel
@815: It wasn't even a nap. It was during night when everyone was asleep. I crawled out of my bed and got at the foot of my parents' bed.
#815 - On 06/04/2009 at 4:47pm by go_falcons
816/go_falcons/OP
Well, in the version that got posted, it said nap and I was just getting after the people who made it sound like you were left unattended.
Exactly how did your story go when you originally submitted it, I know in a previous comment you mentioned that some of your story was changed......
#816 - On 06/04/2009 at 4:59pm by patray_angel
It was almost the exact same thing:
Today, My 3 year old son decided to climb onto the foot of my bed in the middle of the night during a thunderstorm because he was scared. I thought he was one of our cats, so I kicked him off. He hit the wall. FML
It was almost the exact same thing minus the nap/daughter thing. I had to write it like I was my dad just for formatting purposes.
#817 - On 06/04/2009 at 5:03pm by go_falcons
go_falcons, I have a few stories that I have tried to submit. Some happened to me years ago that obviously I had to change a little due to the formatting. Do you get some sort of confirmation that your story was posted or do you just have to find it?
#819 - On 06/04/2009 at 5:09pm by patray_angel
It gave me the option to give an email address to "Notify me if this is posted" but I didn't have an account then, so I didn't bother. I submitted it under the "Kids" section too. My friend is the one who actually found it because I missed it (looking for it in Kids but was posted under miscellaneous.)
#821 - On 06/04/2009 at 5:20pm by go_falcons
No, my dad kicked it off the bed because he's allergic to them, and he didn't want any dander on the sheets. Also, it wasn't a freaking punt. It was more of a shove. Cats fall out of trees and land on their feet, a fall off of a three foot tall bed wouldn't hurt.
#822 - On 06/04/2009 at 5:22pm by go_falcons
$5 says the next post under me is gonna be a remedial fuck boo hooing about the cat.
#824 - On 06/04/2009 at 5:26pm by razzumfrazzum
Every comment I read was ignorant as all Hell. Some people don't like their animals on the furniture, especially the bed. When someone is sleeping or half asleep two pounds can feel like twenty and vice versa. As the OP said, cats can fall out of trees and be fine. They can fall off a building and be fine. So shut the fuck up with this 'OMG UR ANIMAL ABUZERS' / 'DON'T HAVE NEMOR CHILDRAN' shit. God, everyone on the internet is self righteous.
LMFAOOOO.
if your child has learning disabilities.
you know why :)
#827 - On 06/04/2009 at 5:57pm by not2shabby
That line that stands out in this post that ppl seem to overlook is when she says "...I thought it was my cat". As if it were ok if it was the cat, thats messed up. Listen if I really had to choose I rather kick a cat over my kid anytime but is not ok to kick pets. Nor is it by any means ok to kick a child. She couldve easily left that " I thought it was my cat" line out to save us from all these ppl commenting accusing her of being an animal abuser... Woulda been a better fml w/o that line, unecessary
lol som1 is trying to post this as the 2 year oldits on the moderate page i clicked no bcause tjere is no way a 2 year old could type and YDI
haha i read fml on my ipod at night and i read this one and i coujldnt stop laughing!! My mom came in thinking i was crying! lmao
#837 - On 06/04/2009 at 9:01pm by anton4223
#25 you're a piece of shit :D
i hope someone kicks you against a wall
and lady, WTF?
you're a sad, pathetic dumbass :0
whether it's your cat or your kid, why the hell would you kick it to begin with? you don't realize that it's the same as saying, "my cat was crawling on my bed and i thought it was my daughter, so i kicked it off the bed." if you got up and looked down and your cat's face had been slammed against the wall, and it was laying there, dead, you would shrug and get on with your lame life. but if you saw your daughter, who, any smart person would know, weighs a lot more, limping around, bawling about how you kicked her off your bed for NO REASON, you would be horrified and write this only to get a bunch of comments like these, from billions of people who hate your ass.
ASSHOLE
If you're gonna kick like Bruce Lee everytime your cat jumps on your bed, you shouldn't be allowed to own pets.
#839 - On 06/04/2009 at 10:04pm by painandpeace
Hey nikii and other fucktards, the OP actually posted a comment like 10 comments above yours. Read go_falcons' posts. After you read it be sure to post how stupid you are in addition to your plans to DIAF.
Also nikii for every person that hates the OP for "kicking" an imaginary cat there are 5 that hate stupid people like you who fail to use logic every time they open their mouth.
#843 - On 06/04/2009 at 11:25pm by razzumfrazzum
Today, there was a thunderstorm. I got scared so I ran into my mommie's bed. I felt a sharp pain and I hit a wall. I was hurt. Son of a bitch. FML
#845 - On 06/05/2009 at 12:15am by DrishelxFTxFyr3
Today, I saw the sky go white all of a sudden. It was raining really hard! I screamed and ran into my mom's bed. I felt a sharp pain, and hit the wall. Hard. FML
#846 - On 06/05/2009 at 12:16am by DrishelxFTxFyr3
WHAT
THE
FUCK?
Imagine how your daughter felt! She was scared and went to you for protection and safety, and then, you kick the shit out of her. Good luck paying for all of her shrinks you son of a bitch.
bluh_gurl you FAIL. Keep trying though you might just succeed at some point. The OP actually is the daughter but you wouldn't know that cuz you didn't bother to read 10 comments above yours.
#849 - On 06/05/2009 at 1:29am by razzumfrazzum
its funny people actually seem to believe this made up shit, and go through the trouble to be so concerned in their comments (195, 654, 815, 839, look at their lengths, really?). give me a brake, no way this one happened. blatantly made up, just spare me. Today, I was making tea and my three year old daughter stepped right on my bare toe that I had just taken bandages off from a recent fracture. I cringed and in my quick reflex accidentally spilled the pot of boiling water all over her face. FML. I mean really, its not hard
#852 - On 06/05/2009 at 1:45am by sneezing_unicorn
I agree, and now some dumbass is posting here claiming he is the "daughter" that this happened to 15 years ago and he wrote this from the parent's point of view. More likely he's an attention-seeking bastard troll who needs to get a life. Yet for some reason people actually believe him.
#982 - On 08/27/2009 at 12:05pm by gummibehrs
847 and 848, you only get one shot at stuff like that, you tried once and failed and then attempted a follow up and it was even worse. FYL
#853 - On 06/05/2009 at 1:52am by sneezing_unicorn
Wow that must have hurt and y would u kick a poor cat that hard I hope ur kid will forgive u for mistaking her for a cat
OP, why would you even kick a cat? I still can't get over that... maybe reword it a bit if you actually didn't launch your daughter from the bed...
Razzumfrazzum: actually i did and i can't make heads or tails of it that's how much crap is on this page, so pull your head in and comment on the original post instead.
and #600 I'm guessing that you wouldn't mind if i "lightly" kicked you in the face? :)
Most master bedrooms have the bed 10 feet from wall with 2 bedside tables and a tv on the opposing wall and a lounge chair to the right of the bed... This is an average master bedroom
bluh_gurl I've commented on this thread already. I'm just here now to watch all the stupid people like you comment cuz I've nothing better to do right now. You can't make heads or tails of it cuz your obviously not that bright huh? The OP wrote in plain English, how can you not make since of that? Did you also know that kick doesn't have to mean field goal punt? The definition of kick is just to strike with ones foot, it doesn't have to be a hard strike. Get a better grasp of the English language and its word meanings. Oh wait I'm sorry that's too difficult for you.
#859 - On 06/05/2009 at 2:15am by razzumfrazzum
You're calling bluh_gurl dumb, yet you fail to use or even comprehend simple spelling and grammar.
Please commit suicide next time you speak without thinking.
#983 - On 08/27/2009 at 12:11pm by gummibehrs
Ok, ok. Let's clarify this one more time. I'm the person who is mentioned in this post. I'm a guy and it was my dad who kicked me off. I am perfectly fine. No therapists, brain damage, none of that. My dad didn't "go Bruce Lee" on me like most of you assume. It was more of a heavy shove. My dad is allergic to cats, so he didn't want dander on the sheets. Thats why he would "kick" the cat off of the bed. And yes, the bed was close to the wall. I didn't fly 6 feet across the room and slam into a wall. Better?
#860 - On 06/05/2009 at 2:20am by go_falcons
Shut the fuck up! Stop being pathetic and pretending you're someone you're not just to get a tiny bit of attention. The chance that you're the OP is very slim.
You're pathetic.
#984 - On 08/27/2009 at 12:20pm by gummibehrs
Razzumfrazzum my friend, you can't even spell your abuse properly and yet you're here telling me I need to get a better grasp of English? I am holding your credibility by said proverbial balls at the moment so please, just stop trying to make yourself look smart.
Since and sense are two completely different words, look them up bub. Here, I'll even use them in a sentence for you:
"I wonder why the Darwinian theory hasn't kicked in since you don't have any common sense?"
Seriously keyinhand? The OP is right above you. You can't be that stupid. Guess you should apply for one of those permits huh?
#863 - On 06/05/2009 at 2:31am by razzumfrazzum
And go_falcons
I am seriously glad that you aren't screwed up! :S that would have been really shitty... *hug
Whoaaaaaaaa!!! bluh_gurl can recognize a typo. Good job. Try again there hot stuff. You've still yet to disprove your stupidity.
#865 - On 06/05/2009 at 2:36am by razzumfrazzum
LOL how old are you dude? I have a life to live so I'll probably see you on another FML story for abuse?
I miss you already babe! :3
Ciao xoxo
So says the chick arguing with me at 2:45 a.m. lol I love ppl and their logic. I'm actually just bored.
#867 - On 06/05/2009 at 2:46am by razzumfrazzum
BAHAHA dude have you ever thought that I might be in another country? It's actually 1:46 in the afternoon here and I'm about to go shopping! xD
I love you man!
Touche, Though the fact that you felt the need to say I should get a life is still hilarious to me when obviously we both are just killing time til we find something better to do. Like I said I'm just bored.
#869 - On 06/05/2009 at 2:56am by razzumfrazzum
wow, everyone loves to sound tough over the internet lol but this was merely an accident. people have different sleeping habits: some are light sleepers, meaning they wake up with the slightest unknown sound/movement. then there's the heavy sleepers, that could sleep through a natural disaster! some people fight in their sleep, not being able to control their own movements. if i felt something crawling into my bed when i'm half asleep, my reaction is to kick as well. all these people talking about animal cruelty and child abuse, it's not like they were laying in bed and saying 'hmm, I feel like kicking my two-year-old today. oh there is she'. so all you people need to give it a rest because no matter how pissed off you get, remember... it's only the internet! haha just because you make ALL OF YOUR WORDS LIKE THIS doesn't mean you're scaring anyone on here. so give the "animal abuser" and "child abuser" shit outta here already because it's quite annoying and half of you guys probably either a) beat the living shit out of your kids or b) get the living shit beat outta you by your kids or c) have no lives. so yes, FYLs (for the stupid, it means 'fuck your lives')
#870 - On 06/05/2009 at 3:48am by najiiexbabii
bluh_gurl I thought you were going shopping? you lied to me.....I shall find you and I shall say NI til you apologize or bring me a shrubbery >:D jk
Internet mafioso FTW!!
#872 - On 06/05/2009 at 4:06am by razzumfrazzum
More like your rich your poor daughter's life. I hope you took her in for an exam. Hard enough to slam her into the wall could cause damage.
WHAT THE HELL?! You /kick/ your cats off of your bed? You're cruel, hopefully one day you realize that and will treat animals with respect.
F- Your Daughter's Life? Yes
F- Your Cats' Lives? Yes
F- Your Life? No
I feel sorry for having to live with you. I feel especially sorry for the cats.
My friend came to my house late haha theres so much freakin traffic here :S
"We are no longer the knights who say NI. We shall now be known as the knights who say Ekke Ekke Ekke Ekke Ptang Zoo Boing!"
MONTY PYTHON FTW!
Oh and for the record, our cats died from cancer. No kicking deaths.
#877 - On 06/05/2009 at 11:37am by go_falcons
It doesn't matter whether she thought it was the cat or not, this person has a serious issue if she's kicking cats AND her daughter into the wall in the process. WTF. Animal AND child abuser. seriously. You might want to take your daughter to a doctor to make sure she doesn't have any serious damage.
#878 - On 06/05/2009 at 11:50am by analyzewithin
you sound like a fucking idiot. you shouldn't even kick and ANIMAL. and your cat must be fucking huge, if you're mistaking it for a little girl who's big enough to get on a bed by herself.
#880 - On 06/05/2009 at 2:34pm by jill_ate_jack
WTF???????? Why in the world would you kick a cat that hard?
#882 - On 06/05/2009 at 3:05pm by pinkpandahazgun
if you would kick ur cat off the bed..your a disgusting human being..someone should come take away your cats and your kids
#884 - On 06/05/2009 at 5:03pm by mustangsami118
I love the dumbasses who don't even bother to read the real story.
#885 - On 06/05/2009 at 5:07pm by go_falcons
This is one of the funniest ones I've read in a while.
#889 - On 06/06/2009 at 1:05am by DoctorManhattan
OMGG!!
So the intelligent people(who aren't 12, obviously) on this site have already extablished that..
a) This is not animal abuse!
b)This is not child abuse!
c)The OP did not literally "kick" her daughter across a room. That's physically impossible.
We are now almost at 900 comments yet every other comment is something like,"OMG, u kick ur cats?!"
NOOOO, she is NOT an animal abuser.
And the whole child abuse thing just pisses me off. Child abuse is not a joke, so stop trying to make it one.
Stop making judgements about the OP. You have absolutely no right to tell her how to raise her child. The kid probably doesn't even have a scratch and I'm 100% positive that a 2-year-old would have already forgotten the incident.
Honestly the world is full of so many more stupid people than I thought..
#891 - On 06/06/2009 at 2:29am by Claire_bear
And then, a silent moment occurred. And all around the world, you could hear the keyboards of intelligent people crunch, and almost SEE the majestic keys that had brought upon so many brilliant words go flying across the room, as heads met desks in a triumphant kiss of passion since and yet unseen.
ok, ur an idiot. why would you kick a cat that hard anyway? and god, how did u not know it was ur daughter?
#893 - On 06/06/2009 at 7:11am by
How could u mistake a child for a 2 year old child your dumb
#894 - On 06/06/2009 at 9:40am by makeitrain1010
How could you mistake a 2 year old child for a cat and yea y would u hit your cat that hard
#895 - On 06/06/2009 at 9:42am by makeitrain1010
It just never stops. An everflowing river of pure golden entertainment!
How COULD you mistake a child for a two year old child, I ask!? THE NERVE OF SOME PEOPLE.
HUFF!
How is "I thought it was one of our cats" justification for kicking like that? Its pretty cruel to boot a cat that hard, too.
thank you #886! but sadly, the ignorant are too blind to see at the moment so you might as well give up while you still can
#900 - On 06/07/2009 at 2:39am by najiiexbabii
OMG that happended to me once my dad did it when i was a little girlll
#901 - On 06/07/2009 at 9:46am by crabbyabby193
I actually shouted out "omg, fucking hell" when I read that.
#902 - On 06/07/2009 at 1:05pm by Jamesfranz
The fuck are you doing, kicking cats that hard? Small children can be dicks, but cats? Fuck you, OP.
#906 - On 06/07/2009 at 9:35pm by godyourethick
1. your lieing
2. your kid would be dead.
3. why the fuck would you kick anything off your bed. especially that hard.
4. normally you look before you decide to kick anything anywhere.
Today, i felt something touch my foot. Thinking it was a soccer ball i kicked it. It ended up being my chihuahua. FML.
Thats basically what you sounded like.
Cause that's so believable!
Once again, if you dumbasses would look up not even 50 comments, you would see the real story. For those who are mentally unable to do this, I shall post it again.
Ok, ok. Let's clarify this one more time. I'm the person who is mentioned in this post. I'm a guy and it was my dad who kicked me off. I am perfectly fine. No therapists, brain damage, none of that. My dad didn't "go Bruce Lee" on me like most of you assume. It was more of a heavy shove. My dad is allergic to cats, so he didn't want dander on the sheets. Thats why he would "kick" the cat off of the bed. And yes, the bed was close to the wall. I didn't fly 6 feet across the room and slam into a wall. Better?
#908 - On 06/08/2009 at 12:18am by go_falcons
So you say you are the kid that got kicked off the bed?
And you suddenly had a sexchange and skipped a few years of life to make this post?
Loser >_>
#986 - On 10/10/2009 at 7:00pm by F2L2O2R2I2S
Nick0427.......you're an idiot for so many different things regarding your post.
Godyourrethick.....you're an idiot as well, but only for basically saying its ok to kick kids and not cats. You should DIAF.
The two of you should read go_falcons post being that thats the OP.
91 more post to 1000 Woot! Woot!
#909 - On 06/08/2009 at 1:13am by razzumfrazzum
HHAHA LOL
I LOLED AT THIS
you kick your cats off your bed?
#910 - On 06/08/2009 at 5:45am by yourfacerules
well you shouldnt kick your cats dumbass, thats what you get when you do stupid things. you kicked your own kid because you were trying to be a dick to a cat.
tard.
#911 - On 06/08/2009 at 7:16am by Hayis4horses
Cmon, all we need is 94 more dumbasses who can't read in order to break 1,000!! Keep 'em comin!
#912 - On 06/08/2009 at 6:19pm by go_falcons
1. your lieing
2. your kid would be dead.
3. why the fuck would you kick anything off your bed. especially that hard.
4. normally you look before you decide to kick anything anywhere.
^ This one is my favourite. ONLY NINETY FOUR MORE! WE CAN DO IT! IDIOTS, KEEP ON COMING!
Go Falcons, you may make FML history. This is the only post I've come back to comment on more than three times.
this is so fucked up.
no offense but you kinda did deserve it
Better start finding ways to make it up to her!
and why would you kick your cat, you bitch? D:
unless you gently move the cat with your foot... that's a different story... not applying much force.
but you're an ass for kicking your kid, thinking it was a cat!
#920 - On 06/09/2009 at 6:41pm by boricua_4life407
dude, she thought it was a cat... I would have kicked it off too! I hate cats.. This doesn't make her psycho. say sorry to the kid and move on to color time
#921 - On 06/09/2009 at 9:47pm by Sierra7645
Thats horrible!!
i understand not wantin the cat on your bed but kickin it THAT hard??
HARSH!
make it up to your kid..poor thing.
she get any injuries??
That's what you get for being so mean to your cats. Jerkwad. >:/
#924 - On 06/11/2009 at 6:10am by AloysiusWeasley
#919 is the most intelligent comment this thread has seen.
HEY
YOU
YEAH, ALL OF YOU COMPLETE FUCKING MORONS WHO CAN'T READ OR USE THE SCROLL BUTTON
KEEP THE COMMENTS A' COMIN'
WE'RE GOING ALL THE WAY TO THE BIG K
Sorry, meant 909. Somehow the numbers got jumbled when I posted. Technically, though, I am now 919...
#915 - Yes, I am sure the 'daughter' is plenty retarded. Perhaps that imaginary person came back in the form of all of the people who have commented on this thread.
.... whenever I post now, the numbers jump up ten. What the Hell is wrong with FML? Whatever, the most intelligent person on this thread is not a number, then, but rather the one who said 's', and nothing more
@ Silas: Thats y I always just type the screen name lol
69 more til the big 1000 WOOT! WOOT! (I think any way, my post would be 931)
69....thats what she said! Whooooooaaaaaa!!
#929 - On 06/11/2009 at 4:19pm by razzumfrazzum
Razzum - Thanks for the tip.. I should start doing that from now on. Never seen that happen yet though.
From my screen it's 79... but...once we hit 1000 it doesn't matter.
79.... that's what she ..... erm... WHOOOOOAAAAAA!!
I wonder if this will be the first FML with 1,000+ comments....I would feel greatly honored :P
#932 - On 06/12/2009 at 1:20am by go_falcons
I've read all of them from the past, and I'm pretty sure none of them have reached it. We're rooting for you!
I just wish they would change it back to the original one that I submitted..
#935 - On 06/12/2009 at 3:42pm by go_falcons
I think the MAN is trying to keep you down by deleting posts. The post count reads 931 on my screen (Me being 931).....Again lol
#936 - On 06/12/2009 at 4:05pm by razzumfrazzum
Retrospect:
"Today, my dad was taking a nap. I'm his two year old daughter. I decided to crawl on top of the covers on his bed because I was scared since there was a thunder storm. Dad thought I was one of our cats so he kicked me off. I hit the wall. FML"
Today, I made a complete ass out of myself on the internet by turning an FML around, thinking I was so goddamn clever for it, especially when I didn't know the actual story, because I can't read. FML
Freaking hilarious.
Im guessing the bed is up against a wall you tards, hence the kid hitting the wall.
it was probably more of a 3ft roll, than the power of a chuck norris roundhouse.
OP. FYL
#872 Although I agree with you that this person is not an animal or child abuser, you're not making any point saying that its not their fault because they instinctively kick at what is on their bed. It is not their fault; merely because this person didn't know it was their daughter they were kicking. If you didn't let your anger overcome your memory, you would know that she kicked her daughter because she thought she was her cat. And that leads me to say that he/she is not an animal abuser. This is because she didn't want the cat on her bed (for whatever reason) and pushed the what she thought was the cat off her bed with her foot, but didn't want to say "I pushed her off the bed with my foot" because it's too long to say.
#940 - On 06/14/2009 at 12:35am by Death2_Daylight
And you would kick cats?! What is wrong with you?!
#942 - On 06/14/2009 at 11:11pm by QueenOfMelodrama
Death2_Daylight, your comment is rather long, and says nothing. You have made absolutely no point, because you have not read the comments, and therefore, know nothing of the story. You are hindering them, not helping. Only furthering their ignorance.
YDI for kicking your cats that hard.
Why would you even care? It's nice when cats do that...
#948 - On 06/16/2009 at 12:42pm by insinuendo
Hawrst you fail on a variety of levels.......maybe you should read more of the posts. Specifically the ones by go_falcons.
Insinuendo, yes its nice to be clawed by a cat while you're sleeping because it felt like hopping up on your bed.......maybe thats why someone would care.
#949 - On 06/16/2009 at 3:26pm by razzumfrazzum
HAHA how did you manage to have your child hit the wall.
that takes talent dude.
#954 - On 06/18/2009 at 4:41am by lolsamzilla
i dont understand the posts by go falcons i thought it was a daughter
not a son
and i always used to kick my cat
i used to kick him HARD he was fine
he was a bad cat
and when he would come on my bed in the morning he would get THROWN off into the wall he would be pretty upset about that
#955 - On 06/18/2009 at 8:12am by mixedchick
@mixedchick
I submitted it with "son" and whoever does the posting changed it around to daughter. I know that sometimes someone can post one similar, but this is almost the exact same wording that I submitted, so I know they changed it around.
#956 - On 06/18/2009 at 10:22am by go_falcons
oh ok gotcha,
that was a very funny story
only because the kid's ok
hahah
what kind of cat do you have?
#959 - On 06/18/2009 at 8:25pm by mixedchick
Yeah, I'm fine. I really don't know what kind they were, they died when I was young because my parents had them before they got married, so they were really old.
#961 - On 06/18/2009 at 9:39pm by go_falcons
Playoffs baby Wooo! (Powder clap) Almost at 1000! Wooo! (Powder clap) Wooo! Beef and Broccoli! (Powder clap)
#957 - On 06/18/2009 at 2:57pm by razzumfrazzum
She hit the WALL (she hit the wall)
That's how you know
Shawty got low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low.
oh ok gotcha,
that was a very funny story
only because the kid's ok
hahah
what kind of cat do you have?
#960 - On 06/18/2009 at 8:29pm by mixedchick
Does anyone know what the Hell is going on with FML? I lost all of my monitored threads from my account and they're seriously screwing up the commenting/homepage system.
In other news.. WE'RE ALMOST THERE. If FML stops deleting comments..
Yeah, it got unmonitored from me too. Oh well, ONLY 38 TO GO!!!
#963 - On 06/21/2009 at 2:12pm by go_falcons
Well damn, I won't be able to witness the moment when/if we get 1,000 comments. I leave for basic training tomorrow :/ It's been fun guys. Maybe when I get back we'll break the mark!
#964 - On 06/23/2009 at 2:02pm by go_falcons
Even if it was your cat, why would you do that? Fucking moron.
#971 - On 07/19/2009 at 12:18pm by uareanidiot
its sad but i cant stop laughing!!! i have a cat i could do that, u didnt deserve it, FYL hard tho
#976 - On 08/14/2009 at 1:14pm by youngboss
Oh my goodness, LMAO I have never laughed so hard and so long from a FML ever! This is my absolute favorite! =D
It's sad yes, but so freaking hilarious.
#977 - On 08/16/2009 at 1:46pm by Mak10
smh @ everyone assuming ...
what if her bed is really close to a wall? i know mine is, so if i were to push anything it would probably hit the wall.
if she kicked her so hard she flew across the room, then fine. but... you dont know how her room is set up. you dont know how hard she kicked the child away... hell, you dont even know how hard the child hit the wall. she couldve bumped it, and the noise made it seem worse than what it was.
and, not for nothing, i know we have all been in situations where we are bothered and we overreact in some way.
You're an idiot. And why would you even try to kick a cat that hard?
#981 - On 08/27/2009 at 11:39am by gummibehrs
omg what I don't get is why nobody on here is wondering why the hell the OP was sleeping and letting the poor little 2 year old wander around un-attended?!?! Forget the fact he thought he kicked a stupid cat, what kind of parent sleeps when their children are up and around??
#989 - On 10/24/2009 at 8:25am by boboluvsme
I'm guessing that since it's a TWO YEAR OLD not a baby that she has a regular bed and I'm assuming that it was night or sometime in the afternoon if they were taking a nap. Maybe they were all having naps or something. Idk.
#992 - On 11/01/2009 at 2:53am by theonlyknownlink
Well if your napping and you 2 year old isn't supervised this is bound to happen. I personally would have gone for a karate chop.
Okay well I'm guessing that if he/she was sleeping they would've been groggy if they thought their cat was on the bed. Usually cat's land on their feet and are unaffected by slight kicks or nudges but in this case you kicked your two year old... even if you thought it was your cat it's horrible that you kicked your kid that hard. Unless the wall's right beside the bed then maybe it'd be more understandable.
I'm assuming that the bed was right beside the wall, and the child was climbing up the side of the bed near the wall and the mom thought it was the cat so she slightly kicked it off and then the two year old hit the wall and either started crying or just nudged her again. I don't know.
#993 - On 11/01/2009 at 2:59am by theonlyknownlink
god dont you maybe think he might be exaggerating that she flew into a wall ? sheesh take everything litterally why dont you :|
#994 - On 11/01/2009 at 12:08pm by samanthamaay
Whatever you whiners. Seriously, I've done this to my son. You're sleeping, and cats are freaking obnoxious that way . . . climbing all over you and getting their nasty hair in your mouth and nose and eyeballs. Everyone with a cat has nudged or even violently kicked the damn thing off the bed at least once. And two year olds don't weigh much more than my fat-ass cat, either. Honest mistake. It happens. And obviously she felt bad, or she wouldn't have posted an FML, right? Jeez. Lighten up.
Whew. It took so long just to get down here to comment. My question is: How does a child even remotely feel like a cat? And even if it was, why would you kick it to the wall?
#1001 - On 11/14/2009 at 3:28pm by joHnnycsU
#1004th!!! So far this is the biggest comment number... kinda weird.
#1004 - On 12/13/2009 at 2:01am by starshine3987
dayyyuumm peopple are effing crazy and low life no lives on this sheeiit !
#1006 - On 12/15/2009 at 9:11pm by NoName18
dayyyuumm peopple are effing crazy and low life no lives on this sheeiit !
#1007 - On 12/15/2009 at 9:18pm by NoName18
I don't think that if her bed was close to the wall she would be posting this... and when I had a cat I would pick her up and put her on the floor instead of shoving and kicking.
#1008 - On 12/29/2009 at 2:38am by skattergurl
I love how loads of people are like OH MY GAD HOW COULD YOU
Tbh, this is fucken hilarious
#1011 - On 01/17/2010 at 2:50pm by bunnyzissou
this made me crack up for at least 10 minutes straight..LOL i dont have kids,but i do have 2 cats which i "kick" off the bed on a daily basis!! LOL..........oh yeah...BTW...is the kid ok? /lmao im still laughing
How fat are your cats?
I feel bad for your daughter!
F her life!
#1014 - On 01/22/2010 at 2:32pm by 1k_1y_1l_1i_1e
This should really be made into an animated FML.
Now that kid will think twice before waking her parents up every time she gets scared nothing like a round house kick to keep your kids from annoying you.LOL
lmfao wow i've kicked my cat before bc he decided he wanted to sleep all day then jump on ppl's heads while they were sleep at night lol and he is a big cat lol i totally understand how u could do that lol but i bet ur kid won't come into ur room ever again lmfao
Why would you even think about kicking your cat off the bed though? First off, that's cruelty, and second off, because you thought to do that, your daughter could have been seriously injured. YDI.
Oh God, you're horrible! You would kick your cat hard enough to send a much heavier child hitting the fucking wall!? F your daughter's life for having you as a mother!
