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Today, a ball rolled up to me, so I picked it up and threw it over the school wall. A little boy who was behind me asked for his ball back. It's Sunday and the school is closed. FML


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On 01/25/2009 at 7:36am - misc - by - Sent from mobile version

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"Today, a fat teenage kid threw a ball over the school wall, and the school was closed. It took me 3 months selling lemonade to buy that ball. FML"

#7 - On 05/14/2009 at 8:42pm by AnaMaree

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poor kid, you should climb the wall to make it up to him!

#4 - On 03/17/2009 at 9:47pm by screwedup123

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