Miscellaneous: Today, a ball rolled up to me, so I picked it up and threw it...

By Anonymous - 25/01/2009 12:36 - France

Today, a ball rolled up to me, so I picked it up and threw it over the school wall. A little boy who was behind me asked for his ball back. It's Sunday and the school is closed. FML

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By Hannah - 22/03/2012 17:21 - Ireland - Wexford

Today, I passed a field where some kids were playing football. The ball rolled over in my direction, so they asked me to kick it over. I tried and failed three times, and ended up throwing it over, where it embarrassingly landed about 2 feet away. They had to come over and get it. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/08/2009 17:10 - United States

Today, I was picking my daughter up at day care. She was outside playing kick ball. A red ball rolls over to me, and trying to impress the kids, I kicked it over the slide. I turn around to see three crying six year olds. It was their hamster ball. FML

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Free kick

By steph - 01/06/2009 04:50 - Canada

Today, I was in the park for a walk when a ball rolled to my feet. Figuring it belonged to the kids not far off, I wound back and kicked. The ball had actually been kicked by someone else for their dog to chase and I ended up punting it in the head. FML

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Powerful left foot

By tom0441 - 22/10/2011 08:34 - Reserved

Today, I saw a father and son playing football in a car park as I was on my way to work. The ball rolled towards me, so feeling nice, I kicked it back to them. Turns out it went straight through their car window. FML

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By ouch - 29/01/2010 20:19 - United States

Today, against the will of the kids in my class, we played kick ball. The first time I rolled the ball, the tallest, biggest kid kicked it as hard as he could. I caught it though, with my nuts. FML

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By Bitchjackedmyball - 12/09/2012 08:52 - United States - Kihei

Today, I had just bought a new $60 basketball and decided to go try it out. Five minutes into playing, the ball decided to roll into the hands of a little girl, who then said, "Mine". I thought it was cute, until she skipped over to her parent's car and they drove off. FML

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Running gag

By TheJoker - 12/05/2009 05:25 - United States

Today, I was jogging in my neighborhood when I saw a kid's ball roll over to where I was jogging. I stopped, grabbed the ball for the kid and went to hand it to him. He then yelled, "Stranger danger!" and his parents came sprinting out. I had to explain the story to the police for 30 minutes. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/05/2012 18:47 - United Kingdom - Barry

Today, I had to sneak out of work to get my daughter from her school. Apparently, she had thought that hurling a bowling ball down the stairs during the lunch hour rush would make her cool. In actual fact, it made her expelled. FML

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By bcoper - 25/06/2012 16:09 - Switzerland - Luzern

Today, my neighborhood had its annual summer barbecue, and I ended up showing a little boy who lives down the street how to hit a baseball. When I gave him back his bat so he could try for himself, he swung it into my shin and yelled, "Tag! You're it!" FML

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Good deeds

By Oof - 04/09/2022 22:30 - United States

Today, a wheelchair-bound kid in my study hall dropped one of his textbooks on the ground and he couldn't reach it. When I noticed, I stopped what I was doing to go pick it up for him. The problem is, he sits right in front of the door, so I got yelled at for "trying to leave class without permission." FML

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AnaMaree 0

Friday 15 May 2009 2:42

"Today, a fat teenage kid threw a ball over the school wall, and the school was closed. It took me 3 months selling lemonade to buy that ball. FML"

screwedup123 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 2:47

poor kid, you should climb the wall to make it up to him!

Comments

shoshizzle 0

Friday 17 July 2009 9:20

It's a ball. Simply give the kid $5 to get a new one. Or maybe, be less asshole-ish next time and respect the property of others! Sorry, but I don't see why you'd have done that in the first place, whether it belonged to a little boy or an old woman.

DecayDance_fml 0

Saturday 28 November 2009 17:44

I don't see how this FML could be real if the kid was behind him/her and there was a solid wall infront. Either the ball rolled through the wall or you were too dumbass to actually turn around.

albert17 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 8:17

LMAO YOU ASS! xD

gmstarry 7

Saturday 13 February 2010 21:57

pahahahahha that is funny!!

tori121 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 4:28

jerk

My2864 1

Thursday 6 May 2010 3:16

why would you even throw ir over a wall in the first place second why didnt you look where it came from your a dick xD

vincee32 0

Saturday 22 May 2010 4:55

blue waffles are disgusting.

AAD___DSC 0

Monday 26 July 2010 23:51

Did u think the school is alive or something?

ivetta 0

Thursday 12 August 2010 23:53

couldn't you just look around you? were you actually thinking at the moment?

MakkaCha 0

Friday 13 August 2010 15:07

I think the OP was thinking the ball came from the school compound.

fml_1920 0

Monday 16 August 2010 5:15

He probably thought the ball belonged to the school and didn't see the kid... Still fhl cuz now the kid has nothing to play with... This sounds like something that would happen on Scrubs smh