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Today, my boyfriend told me he was going to take me out somewhere special, so I called in sick for work. Turns out he had made reservations for the restaurant I worked at. FML

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On 02/11/2009 at 11:51am - misc - by seriously?! (woman) - United States (New York)

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Um, okay. Rule of thumb: NEVER take someone out to eat at the restaurant they work at. sheesh.

#10 - On 02/11/2009 at 6:37pm by infantrygirl

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he's not very bright is he?

#21 - On 03/05/2009 at 2:36pm by OMGyoupeople

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