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Today, I figured out that my baby-powder container can be closed by twisting the cap. I just got back from a long trip. My suitcase used to be black. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5424) - you deserved it (19672)

On 01/24/2009 at 4:34pm - misc - by yacoob - United States (Connecticut)

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so did Michael Jackson [:

#2 - On 04/13/2009 at 8:52pm by izzix3

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You just figured out how to close a container of baby powder? Have you learned to tie your own shoes yet?

#17 - On 11/06/2010 at 2:07pm by starberries

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