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Today, I woke up with a hangover after an intense night out. I decided to look at my camera to figure out what happened the night before. All my pictures were deleted except one video of me dancing to Lollipop by Lil Wayne, and giving a lapdance and head to my giant plush rat. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9409) - you deserved it (51732)

On 05/31/2009 at 1:48am - misc - by crunkdrunk (woman) - United States (California)

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holy shit

#1 - On 05/31/2009 at 9:45am by lifsukssumtimes

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Since when did giant plush rats have genitals?

#5 - On 05/31/2009 at 9:47am by cheese1756

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