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By crunkdrunk - / Sunday 31 May 2009 05:48 / United States
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Holy shit is that the Grinch!? *slips off of roof* *lands on windshield of truck below* HOLY CHRISTMAS BALLS! But no seriously, the OP is made of win. That is the greatest shit I've ever read.

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so this is where Miley Cyrus got her Superbowl video idea from!! You had it 4 years before her, maybe you can sue? But than you have to show the video in court... the millions might not be worth the humiliation

how exactly does one give head to a stuffed doll. then again you there is a large variety of care bear sex toys

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What do you want for your birthday ? i was thinking maybe a giant plush animal , you know like that you can lapdance and give them head all you want. Its great i know once a crazy drunked girl did it .

You completely deserve it - you did all those things yourself. The alcohol just helped you along. Know when to stop.

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