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Today, I tried to imitate Mary Poppins by jumping off a shed with an umbrella. I spent the next 3 hours in the emergency room. My leg is broken. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21156) - you deserved it (222411)

On 05/29/2009 at 11:04pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

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Gravity's a bitch, huh?

#2 - On 05/30/2009 at 6:09am by Addicted2FML303

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I'm sorry to hear your leg is broken, but honestly? Are you a complete idiot?

For the sake of humanity, I hope you are a troll.

#1 - On 05/30/2009 at 6:07am by Authoress

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