Today, I tried to imitate Mary Poppins by jumping off a shed with an umbrella. I spent the next 3 hours in the emergency room. My leg is broken. FML
I agree, your life sucks (6091) - you totally deserved it (107274)
On 05/29/2009 at 11:04pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)
I'm sorry to hear your leg is broken, but honestly? Are you a complete idiot?
For the sake of humanity, I hope you are a troll.
hello?!? haha shes mary poppins for a reason. no one can do what she can do:) sorry bout the leg tho.
#378 - On 02/16/2010 at 11:52pm by omgitserinnn
Are you seven years old or something? How could you think that would work without hurting yourself?
#9 - On 05/30/2009 at 6:14am by GameRater01
I used to do a similar thing when I was a kid with plastic bags for a parachute, but I knew the bag wasn't going to slow me down and the jump wasn't high enough to hurt me. I was about 7, YDI.
#10 - On 05/30/2009 at 6:19am by viperstrike05
Who would give someone like you a "your life is fucked" vote?
#11 - On 05/30/2009 at 6:21am by FistForBreaking
Gravity's not only *A* bitch, but gravity also made you *it's* bitch.
Gravity is not our friend.
Umbrellas aren't parachutes.
YDI, thanks for the laugh. XD
#12 - On 05/30/2009 at 6:24am by zeroprojekt
Thats such a good ice-breaker for when you first meet someone!
#15 - On 05/30/2009 at 6:27am by emer_helena
#11, maybe the people who voted thought the OP's life was fucked because the OP is obviously a complete idiot.
#17 - On 05/30/2009 at 6:33am by drinkupgorgeous
A lot of kids learn about improvised parachutes the hard way. Whether this is a YDI or FYL depends on how old you are.
Did you think you were going to fly away and become a nanny or something?
#21 - On 05/30/2009 at 6:52am by overkill_78
You know, when you start your sentence with "Today, I tired to imitate Mary Poppins...",
that's when you know you have a problem.
it's just... unbelievably stupid. so stupid i wonder why he/she didn't try the red cape and underwear on the outside thing too.
OPs life IS fucked, if she's that fucking stupid.
Or he, for that matter.
#32 - On 05/30/2009 at 7:13am by TysonFawlay
I cringed at #29's comment x-x
YDI
And FYL for having to live as a complete idiot for the rest of your life.
LMFAO!! Fucking retard. What the hell gave you THAT idea?!
#38 - On 05/30/2009 at 7:37am by xo_emily_xo
i'm sorry, how old are you again? because i'm pretty sure the educational system teaches you about the laws of gravity some time in your elementary school career.
Emergency room just for a broken leg? Meh, maybe our health systems are different, yea?
#47 - On 05/30/2009 at 8:20am by Jigga_PaNG
Um...Mary Poppins can fly. Because she is a movie character. With all sorts of technological sneaky magic. How old are you that you that you need to be told that movie characters' actions should not be imitated in real life?
lol @ 41.
#49 - On 05/30/2009 at 8:31am by __thatsjustfunny
Hope you still got the till slip coz they definitely sold you a fake umbrella!
#51 - On 05/30/2009 at 8:38am by tWitt3rBuG
28, You know he meant the umbrella thing, not the shed.
I agree, try a broom.. But this time jump off your house, and maybe go face first..
Next you should try and fit a floor lamp, a mirror and a hat stand in your carpet bag. And lets not forget sliding up the stair rail and jumping into chalk pictures....
#57 - On 05/30/2009 at 8:58am by catatonicsleep
#39 #41 #45 and #57 Your comments made me lol.
OP why on earth would someone jump off a shed with an umbrella?? You didn't really think you wold be able to fly did you? If you are old enough to post this event on FML, then you are old enough to understand that people don't fly even if they have umbrellas. And Mary Poppins isn't real. Sorry your leg is broken, but YDI.
#58 - On 05/30/2009 at 8:58am by miss_sunshine
YDI. everyone knows mary poppins and her flying ways or whatever they are called are make believe you must be 5 or something cause you sound like one.
#60 - On 05/30/2009 at 9:02am by Figureskater_15
I didn't think 5 year olds wrote FMLs....
Either this is fake, or your IQ is waaay below 70.
#61 - On 05/30/2009 at 9:05am by boatiebanter
sorry about your leg, but why the hell would you do that?
#62 - On 05/30/2009 at 9:05am by lil_miz_liz09
#43 - you don't learn about gravity until at least eight grade, but s/he's definitely old enough to know that it wouldn't work, if s/he's old enough to post on FML
#44- he'd have to be waaaaay younger than 10
i tried this a few years ago with a massive umbrella and some friends. but BECAUSE I KNEW IT WOULDN'T WORK (seeing as i WASN'T high) i didn't jump off anywhere high enough to hurt me
this is hilarious because you are fucking retarded. YDI all the way, but at the same time.. FYL.
#69 - On 05/30/2009 at 9:27am by gingerbread
This actually did not make me laugh
this is my face right now: 0_o
and I'm thinking: Are you actually THAT retarded?
lol # 19
but really? i hope you are like an 8 year old posting this. which is not very likely.
have you ever heard about this magical thing we like to call gravity?
#73 - On 05/30/2009 at 9:36am by fmylifedotcomm
Nice grammar fail #12.
It's supposed to be "its", not "it's".
#74 - On 05/30/2009 at 9:37am by TheLetterZero
natural selection should just take over.
try it again, obviously your shed wasn't high enough for the umbrella to work
#77 - On 05/30/2009 at 9:44am by guitardedman
Roflmao. That makes you so reeeeeaalll immature and idiotic. You didn't think about what would really happen if you jumped of a high place with an umbrella??
#80 - On 05/30/2009 at 9:53am by thenextbigthing
i sincerely hope that the fall damaged your reproductive capabilities and you are now sterile, thus unable to pass down your genes of stupidity to potential offspring. It's called a Darwin Award for a reason.
#83 - On 05/30/2009 at 9:58am by heyyou1203
I acually did that when I was 8 with this large umbrella (I was trying to imitate a Mario character) And for a milli-second it kinda worked...then it turned inside out. Lucky, I only got a few bruises.
But, YDI, because once I passed the age of 10, I figured out how stupid that was.
#85 - On 05/30/2009 at 10:10am by InnocentNique
Whatever happened to just watching a movie or going shopping or playing video games?
#86 - On 05/30/2009 at 10:11am by ILoveJace01
Oh come on, there are stupid people in this world, just not this stupid. Only a kid could think of doing something like this and i don't know any 6 years olds that read FML. Idiot.
#87 - On 05/30/2009 at 10:11am by Dutchie2010
WOW.... seriously, this isnt stupid
this is BEYOND stupid- wtf were u thinking???
this is only to get attention
#88 - On 05/30/2009 at 10:15am by jessxoxo28
your a moron. apparently, your not as magical as she is.
#90 - On 05/30/2009 at 10:16am by justxdream
I bet that was a supercalifragilisticespialidocious experience
#91 - On 05/30/2009 at 10:18am by xohxbrittanyrae
What the hell? I'm not even sorry you broke your leg, if you jumped off a damn shed pretending to be Mary Poppins, you deserve to have broken it. Not everything you see in the movies is real, moron...
#92 - On 05/30/2009 at 10:20am by irishlassie731
That reminds me of the news story about a little kid jumping off the roof and dying because of wanted to go to Neverland and find Peter Pan.
#94 - On 05/30/2009 at 10:23am by SiLveRStaRLIGHT
If the OP is old enough to be accessing the internet, old enough to have discovered FML, and old enough to spell "imitate" and "emergency," then he/she should be old enough not to believe in Mary Poppins' anti-gravity umbrella skillz >_>
#95 - On 05/30/2009 at 10:26am by Travestie616
how is this in any way an fmylife? you totally and completely deserved it, whoever voted yes on this on moderate is an idiot.
#96 - On 05/30/2009 at 10:27am by anonymous0927
just like tobias on arrested development...
douche chill!
#105 - On 05/30/2009 at 11:13am by doctor_acula
uh, stupid ass, if umbrella's can't stand strong winds, how do you think it will handle going down a shed
#106 - On 05/30/2009 at 11:17am by omgitsseejay
I do not feel bad that you broke your leg. You are retarded.
I feel NO remorse for your dumb ass and if you are above
the age of 5, may God have mercy on your soul.
End of story.
How are you gonna explain that to people...wow your dumb.
#109 - On 05/30/2009 at 11:31am by TheCookieCrumb
Weird how this was on a rerun episode of Desperate Housewives yesterday... only the kid broke his arm so I'll give you one small point for originality...
Way to go, moron. i might have tried that once too...when I was 3.
#115 - On 05/30/2009 at 11:49am by madasahatter
Jesus fucking christ... if only you smashed your balls so you wouldn't be able to reproduce. Oh but a boy can only dream.
FYL for being so thick as to believe an umbrella would slow your fall from jumping off a shed...
#123 - On 05/30/2009 at 12:10pm by DrinkBainne
Natural selection in action. Seriously though, are you 6?
#125 - On 05/30/2009 at 12:14pm by itypedformiles
Are you under the age of 5? If not, I cannot make myself feel sorry for you. That's one of the dumbest things I've heard anyone do, even on this site.
@11, it's a YDI because that was a stupid thing to do. But it's also a FML because if he's that stupid to begin with, he's going to have a lot of problems in the future.
hahahah #13 pretty much what i was thinking is how drunk or high was this person when they decided to do this....
im just lucky i dont have anything that i could climb and jump off of like this when im under the influence bc i would probably do the exact same thingg. =P
#129 - On 05/30/2009 at 12:32pm by sweetheart5292
#13 doesnt know how to spell alcohol.
o and jumping off a shed hoping an umbrella would somehow make you fly or float down is stupid.
I think that for evolutionary reasons you shouldn't reproduce...really i strongly recommend it.
#132 - On 05/30/2009 at 12:38pm by fmlalways18
emberassing :p how tall was your shed? did u land with unbent knees? T_T or did the umbrella whisk you away
#135 - On 05/30/2009 at 12:48pm by BlueLettuce
How in the world did that ever enter your head as a good idea?
#138 - On 05/30/2009 at 1:01pm by ComputerAnalysis
If this is real then maybe you should try it again because what doesn't kill you usually succeeds in a second attempt, and you really shouldn't be breeding.
#139 - On 05/30/2009 at 1:07pm by DarkMirror
You did it wrong. Mary Poppins is just special effects... if you want to fly, you need a cape, like all the real superheros.
were you on a hallucinogenic drug... like shrooms or acid??
#144 - On 05/30/2009 at 1:37pm by nicoooface
my brother cracked his head open after trying to fly, like superman, by jumping off my grampa's truck.
he was 5, though. what's your excuse?
I actually used to do that too when i was younger haha, jumped off my deck (it was quite high)
never broke a limb though, probably because i was told to stop for that exact reason :P
Hey do not mess with him i can see myself doing this.
Although in the end you really did deserve what you got.
#150 - On 05/30/2009 at 1:52pm by cobrachellsen
LOL! i would do that if it was like, 5 feet off the ground.
i dont think you deserve that tho. i woul do it...
#154 - On 05/30/2009 at 2:06pm by ChocolatexGames
your life is fcked because you are fcked..honestly how old are you? 5?
#161 - On 05/30/2009 at 2:33pm by natalieexelainee
You aren't that bright?
And the Darwin Award goes to.....
YFUCKINGDI.
#162 - On 05/30/2009 at 2:33pm by ohhhhshizzz
...wow...really? Who would do that? Besides...you. It's obvious that it wouldn't work. Fail. You deserved it for being a moron.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
oh my fucking goodness that's completely hysterical.
#165 - On 05/30/2009 at 2:44pm by audiogasmic
#156: YES!!!!
Anyway...there's this force called gravity, you might not have heard of it before though, I understand.
On a related note, this just made my day.
Did you happen to be high or something when you did that??
Your broken leg is just the warrant of your un-godly amount of idiocy.
You are just lucky that you didn't break something like your neck or spine.
#172 - On 05/30/2009 at 3:12pm by summersong89
Kids these days and their violent Mary Poppins, always imitating her horrible acts...
#177 - On 05/30/2009 at 3:29pm by blahdsflksfd
yes #2 made my day...isn't gravity just a bitch...honestly how stupid are you to try that..
#178 - On 05/30/2009 at 3:32pm by roflwaffle21
Lmao undoubtedly a YDI. How old are you trying to imitate characters from movies..?
#179 - On 05/30/2009 at 3:33pm by brasileirinha
Yeah, there's this thing called gravity that kinda hurts when you try to jump off sheds with umbrellas.
#183 - On 05/30/2009 at 3:57pm by SVelasquez
sorry but you're an idiot.
honestly how stupid are you to try that.
#184 - On 05/30/2009 at 3:57pm by rewandjooo
Today, I tried to imitate Super Man by jumping out of a plane and holding one of my arms forward. I died. FML.
FAKE MOFO
#185 - On 05/30/2009 at 4:18pm by JonReb
I love you, that has made my day.
Sorry about your leg but you are a hero to those of us who just want to try these things:P
#186 - On 05/30/2009 at 4:18pm by 18scarymary18
F**kin dumbass, wat ever ur on, u should get off of it asap.
#187 - On 05/30/2009 at 4:19pm by FmlFtwAndISFU
you're an idiot.
do you know NOTHING about gravity?
Come on, what is wrong with you... besides your broken leg of course.
i agree w/ 1 & 2!
64: most 8 yr olds can tell u what gravity is tho
& how high wer u? i mean cmon, didnt ur parents ever teach u anything about safety as a child!?
what a douchebag... wtf where u thinking..... i hope your parents didn't make anymore children, that would be an injury that our society could not recover from
#191 - On 05/30/2009 at 4:42pm by cherninthebutter
It is EXTREMELY hard to believe someone would think that an umbrella would make you float down to the ground jumping off a shed. Why would you jump off something high enough to break your leg?!
#194 - On 05/30/2009 at 5:05pm by Dorchester
I can see why you thought this would work and it theorhetically could, cut you would need an umbrella the size of a parachute made out of carbon fiber skeleton and not alluminum and you would have to jump from at least 40 feet up the see it happen. At leat you were on the right track, next time don't smoke an once of hazr first, ok?
she doesn't bend her knees when she lands. I bet that's what broke it
i resently broke my foot as well, so I feel for you. It's fun to do stupid things until you get hurt.
#30, really?
Yeah...cause when skinny people jump they fly like Mary fucking Poppins,
I hope you try that and break your back and legs =]
if you were castrated in the process, this would be worthy of a Darwin Award. Seriously this is THE biggest YDI ever.
hey do you live in sebastopol? I know someone who did something like that a few weeks ago!!
#216 - On 05/30/2009 at 7:51pm by bbobe900000
This is the lamest thing I've ever read in my entire life. :|
#220 - On 05/30/2009 at 8:25pm by CurdledMilk
Thats freakin stupid how old are you? If you were under the age of 8 or something I would understand but if you're like 9 and older or 8 then wow you're an idiot =/ sorry
#222 - On 05/30/2009 at 8:29pm by Natashakiable18
gravity, failure, and yeah that was just stupid but make sure you make up some other reason why you broke your leg just a suggestion.
#227 - On 05/30/2009 at 8:55pm by suckingatlife
#64 you must have gone to retard school because I learned that before pre-k
and OP you are the biggest dumb fuck in the uNIVERSE AND MAY THE WRATH A SATAN COME UPON YOU. GOOD DAY SIR!!!!!
#235 - On 05/30/2009 at 10:18pm by Wtfisflapdoodle
Ouch.
A total YDI.
In the immortal words of Dr. Sheldon Cooper... "Ah, gravity. Thou are a heartless bitch."
#237 - On 05/30/2009 at 10:27pm by tagyoureit
please tell me you were on crack when this occured
because if you weren't, oh god i dont even wanna know what you were thinking.
i think its time to go back to kindergarten and learn some basic rules maybe? seriously think about it
I was going to suggest you're a small child, but...hopefully there are no small children here. At least not small enough to try jumping off a shed.
#239 - On 05/31/2009 at 12:14am by ishirticapslock
first off NO ONE can ever win the war against gravity!
JUST HOW STUPID R U?? were u high or drunk when u did this??
i swear in about 20 to 30 years squirrels will be smarter and have more common sense than half of the us population!!
#240 - On 05/31/2009 at 12:15am by miscellaneousact
seriously, how old are you?
are you stupid?
deserved, tbh.
#244 - On 05/31/2009 at 12:38am by staciieee_x3
.............................
Um...Wow, what to say...
Well, were you expecting to FLOAT?! Really...Broken leg sucks, but I mean, JEEZ...what did you THINK would happen?!
If ever there was a YDI...
Are you retarded? Don't have kids. They'll turn out like you
#247 - On 05/31/2009 at 12:59am by guitaristcarts12
I'm sorry for your loss. I mean the Darwin Award you almost won.
#248 - On 05/31/2009 at 1:07am by christopherlove
If you learn how to fall safely, you can jump off a shed without too much risk.
#251 - On 05/31/2009 at 1:58am by cthulhu1138
You didn't land very well if you broke your leg from a relatively small fall.
#252 - On 05/31/2009 at 3:16am by ShenziSixaxis
Hahaa. Goldenn. That made me laugh (:
That's something I would do (Y).
#254 - On 05/31/2009 at 4:17am by xPediophobia
Now have a spoon full of sugar to help the medicine go down in the most delightful way. And then you're be complete!
You 100% deserved that.
What the hell is wrong with you?
#257 - On 05/31/2009 at 5:41am by bordemstirs
Just a little chlorine in the gene pool, didn't do it's job though . . .
#266 - On 05/31/2009 at 11:58am by DrConstantine
Hahaha! You got what you deserved! Nobody can imitate Mary Poppins!
#268 - On 05/31/2009 at 12:33pm by J3553ROCKS
i had to wait 4 hours in the ER=Emergency room with my fractured wrist after i effed up skateboarding
#269 - On 05/31/2009 at 1:15pm by addidas0_o
That was pretty fucking stupid.
Mary Poppins>Chuck Norris. Why even try?
#271 - On 05/31/2009 at 1:50pm by greenfinch
oh i love mary poppins!! i even got a new umbrella and it STILL doesnt work!! =( better luck next time ;)
#277 - On 05/31/2009 at 3:35pm by meghannn_14
dumb ass lol
I hope you didn't really think that would work... or you're a liar
#279 - On 05/31/2009 at 4:03pm by derekjeter92
OMFG THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY. THIS FML FTW. YOU FAIL AND I AGREE WITH #2 BWAHAHAHAHAHA
#280 - On 05/31/2009 at 4:15pm by your_mother
hahahaha
when I was like seven, I learned that Mary Poppins is a huge liar. I watched the movie, then tried to jump off my roof with an umbrella. obviously, i fell. yet I didnt break any bones.......
The thing is, I was a little kid. I was stupid enough to believe that it would work. What's your excuse? :P
#281 - On 05/31/2009 at 4:17pm by jaimesmiles
My gosh, are you all right? Your leg better be fine, and you better be younger than 8 cause anyone with human logic knows anyone's weight is too much for an "umbrellachute"
#282 - On 05/31/2009 at 4:19pm by unlucky_angel15
WOWWWWWWWWWWWW THIS IS HILARIOUS, i think we may have met the world's stupidest person! there's not enough air resistance, try it from a shorter distance next time, i know i have and even if you do it, don't hurt yourself if you can't take high falls, i can cuz i used to climb trees all the time. point being YDI. LOL AT # 6, you just made my day!
#283 - On 05/31/2009 at 4:24pm by Scotticus117
if at first you don't succeed, try, try again. the second that cast comes off, get back on that roof, if you don't get it after a few more tries your not doing it right and you should try a different umbrella.
p.s. tuck and roll for when the umbrella doesn't work =P
Agree with # 11 and # 12
Umm, are you stupid or something? Mary Poppins? That's a Disney movie.
The only thing Disney movies have in common with real life is that they involve human beings. Some of them involve animals, but you know what I mean.
Anyway, go get your brain checked.
#288 - On 05/31/2009 at 9:13pm by lologirl419
first off, who the hell imitates Mary fuckin Poppins? i can think of MANY other movie characters mor worthy of imitation. second, i would callyou an idiot, but your leg speaks for itself. third... YDI. :D
#294 - On 06/01/2009 at 2:22am by Shane_Huckeba
44, are you as dumb as the OP? Not a signle ten year old is that dumb. He would've had to be no older than 5.
Seriously, people like that are proof the evolutionary chain is going backwards.
You're the reason they have stupid warnings on everything. If umbrella==parachute, you'd see skydivers using them. Plus at shed-height a parachute wouldn't have time to deploy. You were a bed of nails away from a Darwin Award.
your life must be fucked, seeing as you are brain dead.
FAIL.
#308 - On 06/02/2009 at 9:31am by crazycracker37
For fuck sake....UR FUCKIN STUPID
Lets see..
Gravity vs. Dumbass..... GRAVITY WINS
#309 - On 06/02/2009 at 1:26pm by FEARTHEGOAT93
lol Gravity is a bitch but ur the idiot,,,,,,the next movie you should try is hmm Titanic ?? help ill be the iceberg u be the ship
#310 - On 06/02/2009 at 2:05pm by anton4223
Jesus Christ are you dumb. You cant fly with an umbrella. Everyone knows its a parasol that does the trick.
You're an idiot who should probably just give up on life altogether. Seriously, make your next jump off a cliff, and forget the umbrella...you'd be doing us all a favor.
#317 - On 06/03/2009 at 3:09am by nonconscious
im srry bt ydi- seriously did u think u was gunna float dwn or sumthin
#319 - On 06/03/2009 at 3:00pm by Kidfloe369
What? Really? Who does this? I mean, seriously, I know some pretty serious druggies who wouldn't even attempt something like this.
#320 - On 06/03/2009 at 3:23pm by amatthew_03
WOW UR A FUCKING IDIOT! JUMP OFF THE SHED? must have been a big shed if u broke ur leg....
#321 - On 06/03/2009 at 5:25pm by daffyduck69
I hope that's fake. Otherwise you should check your IQ. YDI.
#322 - On 06/03/2009 at 9:04pm by PhoenixElite
If your 5 years old or less i wont be mean. if your older, you are a freaking retard.
#323 - On 06/04/2009 at 1:31pm by bluntman20032
......"FLY MARY POPPINS FLY SUPERCALIFRAGILISTICEXPIALIDOCIOUS." ...In English: "Don't do that again, yastupidfuckindumbass."
#324 - On 06/04/2009 at 8:53pm by BurnedByLove
What are you, 5? News flash: Not everything you see on the telebox is real...
Except the Shamwow.
#325 - On 06/05/2009 at 9:11am by blue_virtue
I don't care what Mary Poppins does, but an umbrella is not a parachute.
#329 - On 06/06/2009 at 12:54am by randomperson222
Thank you so much. I needed a good laugh. I love idiots
#333 - On 06/08/2009 at 12:26am by Shandiland
unless you have already successfully imitated mary poppins with your bottomless handbag and synchronized singalongs with two dimensional penguins, i really wouldn't have supported your attempt at imitating one of her more dangerous stunts.
in fact, i think the effect of mary poppins flying with her umbrella was achieved with optical printing. i don't think they actually pushed julie andrews of the roof.
#336 - On 06/09/2009 at 1:43pm by amazingkate
1. how old are you?
2. if 16+ were you drunk?
3. are you also one of those kids who also think cartoons are real too and that all movie stunts are real?
#337 - On 06/09/2009 at 10:22pm by bananafish87
im not gonna lye ive done that but i used a beach umbrella and it worked
#344 - On 06/13/2009 at 12:52pm by BrainDead2832
Well everyone can't be supercalifragilisticexpialidicious now can they?
#347 - On 06/15/2009 at 3:32am by rosalie_haostn
Um I'm sorry duh? Unless you were drunk or high that was just stupid...hell even thenit wasn't very bright but at least you would have an excuse.:( sorry dude not much sympathy
#349 - On 06/18/2009 at 1:57pm by Alex_Is_Freaked
pah hahah are you an idiot? seriously? i didn't think anyone was stupid enough to imitate mary poppins, superman, spiderman, ect. that is over five years old!
#351 - On 07/15/2009 at 1:38am by Paige_Nicole10
Because no one knew jumping off sheds would end in broken limbs and failure all 'round.
#354 - On 08/11/2009 at 8:56am by MyLifeIsSuper
Really? u jumped of a shed and broke your leg really?
YDI for being a dumbass
#355 - On 08/26/2009 at 8:15pm by yankfan2426
this one is hilarious!! have you guys ever considered that maybe he or she wasnt taking it seriously? just for fun? like #361 said. im putting this one on my favorites
#362 - On 11/09/2009 at 9:03pm by ApolloandDixie
Wow seriously....fuqk ur life???
um u slow fo dhat 1....who in tha helll tries to imitate mary poppins?? Like seriously ne 1 over tha age of 6 knows you caint fly off a roof with an umbrella
#365 - On 11/16/2009 at 9:17pm by LiaWantzCandii
Kudo's to you m8. Nothing is funnier than poor imitations of our childhood icons/idols. Nothing except excessive bodily injury.
#366 - On 12/06/2009 at 8:57am by ShaydeStar
i did that when i was really young....i too broke my leg...
But i was also the kid who as a toddler jumped off a bookshelf
and broke BOTH my legs
and collarbone.
methinks dear sir, you are retarded =]
#368 - On 12/22/2009 at 7:22pm by mylifeisfa
im 10 and im not even retarded enough to do something like this
#369 - On 01/02/2010 at 11:25pm by slushpuppy123
Maybe you should imitate Dukes Of Hazzard and try to drive off a small ramp and land 20 meters away. That would be respectable.
#370 - On 01/02/2010 at 11:27pm by slushpuppy123
hope you're a retarded kid and not a normal teenager cause then you'd deserve it
#372 - On 01/16/2010 at 5:28am by brutal_banger
I know exactly what u were thinking as soon as you hit the ground "FUCK YOU NATURE!!!!" and then yelled in pain
Ah, I see the problem here. next time, in addition to the umbrella, also use the WIRES that Julie Andrews had. idiot.
