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Today, I tried to imitate Mary Poppins by jumping off a shed with an umbrella. I spent the next 3 hours in the emergency room. My leg is broken. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10990) - you deserved it (140091)

On 05/29/2009 at 11:04pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

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