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Today, at lunch I ordered a coke. The waiter replied "diet coke?" and I corrected him saying, "No, regular coke." He shook his head and said again, "diet coke." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38510) - you deserved it (6092)

On 02/11/2009 at 2:14am - misc - by J (woman) - United States (Virginia)

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