Today, at lunch I ordered a Coke. The waiter replied, "Diet Coke?" and I corrected him saying, "No, regular Coke." He shook his head and said again, "Diet Coke." FML
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Today, my coworker asked me if I was on a diet for my New Year's resolution. When I said no, she replied, "Why not?" FML
Today, I was at McDonald's. As I left the counter with the food, I heard the cashier mutter, "Fat ass." I turned around and demanded to see the manager. Once he came and heard the situation, he looked at me and said, "Well, it's not like he's wrong, right?" FML
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redrovaa 0
How can it be made from sugar, but not be sugar. Do they add something that unsugars the sugar or some shit?
JustAGirl_fml 0
Aaaaaaand there goes his tip. I can understand if they ask "Diet?" to clarify which kind of coke, but repeating it is just effing rude.
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Comments (106)
shady_angel 0
Thats harsh man!
u_must_die 15
Splenda is sugar but it's not that makes no sense
greatbelow 0
you should wait for that guy in the parking lot...he should pay for what he said.
JustAGirl_fml 0
Aaaaaaand there goes his tip. I can understand if they ask "Diet?" to clarify which kind of coke, but repeating it is just effing rude.
kyliebear 15
Yeah because after OP said "regular coke" the waiter actually shook his head and changed OP's order. Surely he's not allowed to do that?
baka4815 21
Not only that, someone could be allergic to something that's in the diet that isn't in regular. (Aspartame or something)
Malik_fml 0
LMAO Awesome
lemonkid44 0
maybe they were out of regular coke? did he speak english well? he might not have known better
SonOfAMitch 14
I'm imagining the Spanish cleaning lady in Family Guy: Nonononono, Señor.... Diet Coke for you.
ToastedOats 0
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Take the hint already, eh!
Timmytwofinger 0
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maybe don't drink coke at all and you wouldn't have any problem.
neujersey 0
When he says "Diet coke?", say "No, peruvian"
quiksta 0
break his neck, steven segal style
FlickMyBean 0
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Soda is just awful in general. I'd consider it a kind gesture.