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Today, at lunch I ordered a coke. The waiter replied "diet coke?" and I corrected him saying, "No, regular coke." He shook his head and said again, "diet coke." FML

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On 02/11/2009 at 2:14am - misc - by J (woman) - United States (Virginia)

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Diet Coke is way worse for you then normal coke, especially if it has splenda in it.

#3 - On 02/11/2009 at 6:24am by flames123x

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Aaaaaaand there goes his tip.

I can understand if they ask "Diet?" to clarify which kind of coke, but repeating it is just effing rude.

#15 - On 02/11/2009 at 12:56pm by Tipless

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