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Today, I went to a real Japanese restaurant with my sister and mom, where you had to take off your shoes and sit on the floor. After the meal, I realized my shoes were no longer where I put them. For the seven years the restaurant has been open, I'm the first person to get their shoes stolen. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39257) - you deserved it (2100)

On 05/27/2009 at 8:51pm - misc - by Jdub (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

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