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Today, at Jiffy Lube a woman and her 4 year-old son were waiting at the checkout counter. As I walk by them, her son mistakes me for his father and holds my hand. The woman immediately grabs her son's wrist, looks at me, and says "Sicko." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44812) - you deserved it (1708)

On 05/27/2009 at 2:37pm - misc - by thebigpeezy - United States

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