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By Cody - 07/03/2009 18:15 - United States

Today, I walked into the kitchen and accidentally broke my mother's vase. I said, "Accidents happen." She replied, "Yeah, like your birth." FML

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By Anonymous - 09/09/2013 17:44 - United States - Sylvania

Today, my mom bumped into a table with a glass vase on it. Seeing that the vase was about to fall, I lunged to catch it. Before I got there, the vase fell and shattered, resulting in me diving into the broken shards. FML

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By horrible daughter - 24/08/2013 10:23 - United States - Santee

Today, I was feeling guilty about an argument I had with my mother right before she left to go shopping. When she got back, I ran to give her a hug and tell her I loved her. Unfortunately, in the process, I knocked over and broke her new $200 vase. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/04/2020 23:00

Today, I accidentally broke a vase. When I was clearing it up, I used my bare hand to sweep up the shards without thinking. I'm still fishing pieces of broken glass out of my hand. FML

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Psycho

By deadgirl - 15/05/2021 01:59

Today, I accidentally broke one of my mom’s favorite glasses while she was away. My dad saw and offered to tell her instead that he broke it, because, "let’s face it, if she knew it was you, she’d shove the glass shards down your fucking throat." FML

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Jumpy

By TheSentinel05 - 27/10/2020 12:01 - United States - San Jose

Today, my mom said my name and startled me so badly, I jumped and dropped the glass I was holding. She still isn’t speaking to me for breaking her favorite glass. FML

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By cactii - 16/02/2015 20:43 - United States

Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML

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By Sadasian - 14/08/2009 06:19 - United States

Today, my mom and dad were arguing. It started getting really heated, so I tried to go break it up. But within a couple of minutes, my mom wanted to make a statement by throwing a plate to the ground, forgetting I was beside her. I now have a throbbing foot with shards of glass in it. FML

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By Karl - 21/02/2011 11:43

Today, I woke up and heard a noise coming from the kitchen. I went down stairs and saw a huge guy in there. I got a vase and hit him over the head, not realizing it was my mom's new boyfriend. FML

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Falling down

By Ouch - 26/06/2021 11:01 - Serbia

Today, I learned how it feels like when you fall off a second floor balcony with mom's flower pot, landing on your back. My mom got pissed because of her beloved flowers, and gave me a lecture while I rolled on the ground in pain. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/05/2016 15:30 - Canada - Saint John

Today, I fell down the stairs while holding some dirty glasses from my room. I ended up pulling pieces of glass from my body. Meanwhile all my mom cares about is the fact that I broke three of her favorite glasses. FML

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texmas 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 23:37

Well, that was an incredibly rude reply to breaking something that belonged to someone else.

Spinach 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 23:55

Yeah, your first reaction should have been "I'm sorry," not "shit happens."

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texmas 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 23:37

Well, that was an incredibly rude reply to breaking something that belonged to someone else.

Fab0luZ 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 0:40

lmfao.! Mother Win.!

b182link 0

Saturday 27 March 2010 0:09

my mom would say that too lol, but jist kidding

theking12369 0

Sunday 23 May 2010 0:21

that's a good comeback hahah

hippo23 0

Friday 18 June 2010 6:31

haha your kinda a jerk for saying that OP, ur mom is awesome btw!!

areforever 0

Tuesday 17 August 2010 0:13

Daaaaaamn

isaiaha11 2

Wednesday 29 September 2010 2:43

PWN!

beejay13 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 23:41

That's so mean... =(

Adrian66_fml 0

Wednesday 31 March 2010 5:54

Oh, get over it. So what? You were an accident. Boo freakin whoo.

zac12345 0

Sunday 4 April 2010 18:54

^^^^ this what's the insult in being an accident? you're here aren't you?

jannie22 0

Monday 28 March 2011 2:03

mean

Checkitawwt 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 23:52

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Topasofmagic 17

Tuesday 4 June 2013 10:31

3- It wasn't that mean, considering that op didn't even say sorry. The vase maybe meant allot to the mother and op just said "accidents happen". And I don't see how it's mean to say that op was an accident, she was still wanted considering that they didn't do an abortion... Ps. This is my first comment on this site, so be gentle with the down votes... :)

Llamalamp26 11

Monday 23 December 2013 7:33

Has anyone thought of the fact that maybe their mom was joking... •o•/ NO WAY!

McZeal 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 23:54

your mom's a bitch

Spinach 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 23:55

Yeah, your first reaction should have been "I'm sorry," not "shit happens."

snakeye_fml 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 23:55

ouch want some ice for that burn?

iplaylax 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 6:16

she dropped his ass

Zuriel45 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 23:57

Accidents do happen

sasha717 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 23:57

awwwww :[

dang_fml 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 23:57

agree with #5, and lol @ #6 but dang, ur mom is mean!

nunes36 20

Thursday 7 October 2010 10:25

wahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!

may_cause_fail 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 0:00

You probably should have apologized before saying that, but still. That's harsh. :[

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