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Today, I was sitting in a bar next to this gorgeous guy who kept eyeing me up and after about 30 minutes he finally leaned in to whisper something in my ear. What he said? "If I were you, I would get a push-up bra." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39735) - you deserved it (3875)

On 05/27/2009 at 12:46pm - misc - by snitchovich (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

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