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Your lack of intelligence is visible in your submission as well: "couldn't answer almost everyone question."
Go back to school.
Yea, your grammer stinks but those questions are beyond 5th grade. I have a 5th grader and most of that stuff is way beyond what she is doing....the actual 5th grade questions I mean.
you so deserved that one.
Dude...that's just embarrassing.
The questions on that show don't indicate intelligence. Almost all of the things they ask are about pointless knowledge that nobody truly learns in school. What they test people with is as pointless as a crossword puzzles.
Remember, there's a difference between being smart and knowing things.
#5 - On 03/07/2009 at 12:47pm by Aera
I second #1.
#6 - On 03/07/2009 at 12:49pm by I_love_BOAD
That show is SO beyond 5th grade. I was watching an episode my junior year of high school, and they asked a question that I had learned less than two weeks prior. And of course the fake 5th grader knew it. Bullshit!
Well, I wouldn't doubt that. You can't even write a sentence. Lmfao.
thats pathetic, my 6 year old cousin can answer the questions they ask. Its friggin time tables and questions about america so easy
Yeah thats pretty damn depressing.
With grammar like that I'd be surprised if you could even make it out of 5th grade.
So stop hanging around on the internet all day and pick up a book!
haha wow
#14 - On 03/07/2009 at 2:16pm by fml1785
That's okay. I'm two years out of high school and I can't answer most of the questions. And I never learned any of that in fifth grade, but throughout middle school and high school.
#15 - On 03/07/2009 at 2:17pm by LadyRedgraveDMC
This game is designed to challenge the adults since they haven't needed to know some of the stuff on the show for many years.
#16 - On 03/07/2009 at 2:28pm by XavierIser
it isnt that hard to believe your grammar is horrible.
hey don't worry about that! =)
This game is about questions that most of people forgot the answer....We don't use that kind of information frequently.
its true.... ive watched that show... im in high school.. some of those questions are stuff I recently learned or refreshed memory on. They are not 5th grade questions at all. I didnt learn presidents in 5th grade except maybe the occasional Thomas Edison or who ever but high school american history is basically it. That show is not correctly aged if that makes any sense but you know what i mean.
#80 - On 07/08/2009 at 10:04pm by Entity4Infinity
Double fail for the FML-submission typo!! To funny [sic].
I agree with #16.
Also, that game is way more entertaining if you're drunk.
i'm praying that you didn't misspell "lawyer" in your username.
Don't worry about it. That information is fresh out those kids minds. Who really cares if you don't know most of the questions on there. A lot of people don't. A 5th grader is not smart enough to live on its own.
#23 - On 03/07/2009 at 3:22pm by Hi5
it's ok, they only ask questions that are relevant to a 5th grader's curriculum. i can't answer some of those questions either, but it doesn't mean i'm dumb, it just isn't relevant or current anymore.
Seriously people? Now I'll admit that I have really only watched the German version, but it's fucking easy. How about you all pay attention in class, and if you're done with high school or college (and still can't answer questions on that show) go read some damn books.
Bullshit...you spelled "lawyer" wrong.
Simply put:
you're an idiot.
well I guess that effectively proves that you aren't smarter than a fifth grader.
i love how half of these people said that the 5th grade show has "knowledge superior to the mind of 5th graders"
if you're in fifth grade and you don't know that shit, you're dumb as hell
if you're above fifth grade and just learned that shit, you must go to school half the year and gather the harvest the other half, because i learned the 5th grade shit when i was in about 3rd grade...
dumbasses.
yeah i'd be embarrassed if i didn't know those questions either.
fuckin scrub
isnt that the point of the show? to show that elementary schools just teach random crap that no one will ever remember?
lol #30, chill the fuck out
It's okay, most of the questions are wayy above a 5th grader's intelligance.
I fourth #1, and second 32
but seriously? how many people remember what they learned in grade 5? I can't even remember the stuff on a test two months later (unless I liked it). also, the host is frickin annoying.
By the way, I hope you guys realize that schools don't teach the same shit now as they did 20-30 years ago. I wouldn't be ashamed, some of those questions are pretty fucking hard.
Yeah, you definitely deserved this... your spelling and grammar are strange.
#35, they actually don't really teach that stuff now, we'll not in grade 5.
#37 - On 03/07/2009 at 8:46pm by jkd
It's never too late to pick up a book, turn off the TV, disconnect the video games, and start to actually use your head for something other than holding up a ball cap. Those of you who think "who needs to know any of that stuff" either will, or do, live shallow uninteresting lives. The world is an interesting place if your head isn't up your ass.
It's all right I can't answer them either.
"couldn't answer almost everyone question"
:(
Nice username, "laywer_man." -_-
good lord you are all so judgmental. i can't answer half the questions on that mindless television show either, so don't fret lawyer guy! p.s. all of you that exclaim your disgust at his lack of intelligence, try and remember that no one really cares what you think. thanks =]
Find one of those fifth graders on the show and hire them as an English tutor.
#44 - On 03/08/2009 at 1:01am by callmedita
That game is total BS, man. Don't sweat it. They don't teach you that crap in 5th grade. My genius sister can't answer half the questions.
"anyone question" awesome grammar there.
I'm sorry but, you're downright dumb.
#46 - On 03/08/2009 at 1:37am by youareindeepshit
im sorry, you're failure isn't in being unable to answer questions...it's in being retarded. FYL
relax, i'm pretty sure that's the whole point of the show.
ur not just 40 ur a dumbass too hahah
1. That show sucks 2. My fifth grade cousins don't even know the answers to those and they are actually smart
#1 and I have the same thoughts on this one.
Ok ppl, I have two very incongruent messages here
1. Chill the hell out
2. And all you ppl who think he's being stupid are arrogant assholes, I'm a straight A fifth grade student and that stuff is way over my head
Oh and also, nirvana is the best band possible no argument
Ok ppl, I have two very incongruent messages here
1. Chill the hell out
2. And all you ppl who think he's being stupid are arrogant assholes, I'm a straight A fifth grade student and that stuff is way over my head
Oh and also, nirvana is the best band possible no argument
This isn't even a FML. 90% of the people on that show can't even answer those questions. They also have to look at the other kids answers.
Nothing wrong with that, it's useless bullshit just used for flaunting your trivial knowledge.
that's every one question. That is very bad grammar.
that show doesn't test how smart adults are, its shows how useless the information we learn in 5th grade is
don't feel bad. kids nowadays are learn a lot more materials than people of the older generation.
But some of those questions are really trivial. Most people won't remember them. Also agree with what #57 said. When I watch the show I ask why grade 5 kids need to learn this for half of the questions.
I just wanted to say that having bad grammar doesn't make you dumb. It just makes you a illiterate, but not necessarily dumb. Are all dyslexic/ADHD and other people with diseases that affect their mind/concentration dumb? No, not necessarily. They're just a little challenged.
Don't worry its called being American
how is this an FML at all?
It's alright.
those questions aren't anything like what they learn in fifth grade.
I'm a high school junior and I miss a few.
I don't even remember learning half the stuff on that show. You're not exactly alone.
And I thought the world of fourty-year-old men could sink no lower. I'm a high school drop-out. I know more than my boss does about computers and grammer. I also know how to research and write an academic paper. I learned things that renders me able to answer everything on Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader? before the little twerp does. I'm only fifteen.
wow, you need to go back to school and learn more than those basic facts, a grasp on the english language might also be useful.
lol they bullshit on that show i mean come on, they dont teach fucking astrology in FIRST GRADE
#5 and 16 FTW. The only reason those kids know that shit is because they learned it 5 minutes before the show started and they had to memorize it. Don't feel bad about your grammar or spelling anyway OP because even with the spellcheck system built in to the comment box, some of these people spelled words wrong or used incorrect grammar. Learn how to check your own English before criticizing others you over judgmental asshats.
Did you actually go on the show? LOL.
Then stop watching TV and learn stuff by READING. Bitching to us about it won't help.
I wouldn't be too hard on the guy. I read a lot, but there are still questions that stump me on that game show. A lot of the questions they actually ask is something you really don't learn in elementary school :/
#72 - On 04/28/2009 at 8:28pm by THC
Game shows are designed to make us feel better about the random, useless facts that are all we have left of our education.
-Invisible Monsters
That's all I have to say.
No wonder, you have really bad grammar. Maybe you should audition for the show
Take this as a warning. Go back to 5th grade u idiot
i like how you write "I'm a 40 year old man." as if the fact that you're a guy should make it even more embarassing that you're stupid.
don't listen to these people. those questions are hard and definitely not 5th grade questions. maybe fifth grade material for some rich smart school, but not regular schools. plus, niot everyone got the same education or got the education they should
The questions are meant to be way beyond 5th grade level, stuff that you'd specifically forget by your mid-40s or do. Don't feel bad. Many can't get 1/2 the questions right on that show anyways.
don't listen to these people you suck
Judging by your grammar, I can tell why! lol
don't worry I'm a stright A 8th grade student and still can't answer the questions they are WAY past a 5th grade level
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