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Today, I couldn't answer almost any of the questions in the game "Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader?" I'm a 40 year old man. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11839) - you deserved it (43103)

On 03/07/2009 at 1:43am - misc - by laywer_man (man) - United States (Florida)

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The questions on that show don't indicate intelligence. Almost all of the things they ask are about pointless knowledge that nobody truly learns in school. What they test people with is as pointless as a crossword puzzles.

Remember, there's a difference between being smart and knowing things.

#5 - On 03/07/2009 at 12:47pm by Aera

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That show is SO beyond 5th grade. I was watching an episode my junior year of high school, and they asked a question that I had learned less than two weeks prior. And of course the fake 5th grader knew it. Bullshit!

#7 - On 03/07/2009 at 12:54pm by nicksterluv

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