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Today, I went to the movies with a friend and her grandma. Her grandma was using toothpicks and dropping them on the ground next to our popcorn bucket. I took a big handful of popcorn, and was fortunate enough to get a piece of her toothpick lodged in my throat. FML
You went to a movie with your friend and her grandma?!?!? WTF
if she was proper enough to use toothpicks why couldn't she dispose of them properly. also wtf does she carry a purse full
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