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Today, I went to the movies with a friend and her grandma. Her grandma was using toothpicks and dropping them on the ground next to our popcorn bucket. I took a big handful of popcorn, and was fortunate enough to get a piece of her toothpick lodged in my throat. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19766) - you deserved it (1925)

On 01/23/2009 at 6:36am - misc - by Spanky - United States (Michigan)

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You went to a movie with your friend and her grandma?!?!? WTF

#6 - On 06/07/2009 at 7:47pm by Eaglestrike117

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if she was proper enough to use toothpicks why couldn't she dispose of them properly. also wtf does she carry a purse full

#14 - On 05/06/2011 at 10:07pm by KandiceCane

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