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Today, I went to the movies with a friend and her grandma. Her grandma was using toothpicks and dropping them on the ground next to our popcorn bucket. I took a big handful of popcorn, and was fortunate enough to get a piece of her toothpick lodged in my throat. FML
I agree, your life sucks (12789) - you deserved it (1075)
On 01/23/2009 at 6:36am - misc - by Spanky - United States (Michigan)
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Noname's life also sucks
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Princeton also deserved it
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