Today, me and my girlfriend went paintballing. I made sure we were on the same team, so I could protect her and be manly. The first time she got shot was by me, I shot her finger. It broke. FML
by AquaRevolver / 05/25/2009 at 6:35am / New Zealand (Wellington) / Miscellaneous
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Friendly fire? Isn't.
#1 - On 05/25/2009 at 2:02pm by stunty
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I love how you dont say that you shot her by accident
#16 - On 05/25/2009 at 2:34pm by emer_helena
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