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Today, my boyfriend was tapping on my thigh to the beat of the music when we were driving to dinner. When I asked him what he was doing he replied, "Just watching the ripples." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28159) - you deserved it (4481)

On 02/10/2009 at 10:11pm - misc - by thunder thighs (woman) - United States (Virginia)

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