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Today, my boyfriend was tapping on my thigh to the beat of the music when we were driving to dinner. When I asked him what he was doing he replied, "Just watching the ripples." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29614) - you deserved it (4712)

On 02/10/2009 at 10:11pm - misc - by thunder thighs (woman) - United States (Virginia)

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Wow, That's all I can think to say.
Guys like that aren't worth it.

#1 - On 02/10/2009 at 11:38pm by RomanianLover

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That's not always a bad thing, did he say it with a smile like it was cute?

I'd think it was cute.

#7 - On 02/11/2009 at 1:06am by Spencer

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+8

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