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Today, I was boarding my flight when I got pulled aside for looking suspicious. As she was opening my bag, I said, "Be careful, I jammed so many clothes in there it may explode." I was then strip searched for my trouble. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14468) - you deserved it (44023)

On 03/06/2009 at 12:58pm - misc - by thebickster (woman) - United States (Florida)

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Stupid, but only because America can't take a joke anymore.

#3 - On 03/06/2009 at 4:55pm by Yunie

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Well that was kind of stupid.

#2 - On 03/06/2009 at 4:53pm by melodichard

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