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Today, I was boarding my flight when I got pulled aside for looking suspicious. As she was opening my bag, I said, "Be careful, I jammed so many clothes in there it may explode." I was then strip searched for my trouble. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11475) - you deserved it (36157)

On 03/06/2009 at 12:58pm - misc - by thebickster (woman) - United States (Florida)

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Stupid, but only because America can't take a joke anymore.

#3 - On 03/06/2009 at 4:55pm by Yunie

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Yeah, it is stupid. Airport security has gotten way outta control. And studies show that we're no more safe now then we were before 9/11. All of this extra security is just to make white people feel safe(note: I am white and give a shit about airport security). The late great George Carlin has a great bit about airport security.

#4 - On 03/06/2009 at 5:06pm by Warlock

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